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  • #16
    Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
    The slippery bead fondler is at is again, brothers and sisters! hmmph!
    At least I didn't betray my faith-unlike you did yours!

    You were my friend when I first registered...see it in your heart to stay loyal, OK?
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • #17
      Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      At least I didn't betray my faith-unlike you did yours!

      You were my friend when I first registered...see it in your heart to stay loyal, OK?
      The good sister IS your friend, but not in the perverted way you mean when you use lines like that on altar boys.

      We are all doing our level best to get you Saved© and the first order of business is to seperate you from the mary worshiping cult that has you in its satanic grip.

      You might show a little more gratitude, papist dog.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        Yes, November 1, the day after All Hallows' Eve, is All Hallows' Day, or All Saints' Day.

        I want ask you, who's your favorite or patron saint? Everybody respond here, OK?
        Does Sylvia Saint count?
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        • #19
          Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

          Dorothy Day, who co-founded the Catholic Worker Movement to fight for social and economic rights for working-class people, like our housekeeper and Kayla's nanny.
          The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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          • #20
            Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
            What's the difference between All Saints Day and Day of The Dead, anyways?
            White idolators celebrate All Saints Day; wetback idolators celebrate Day of the Dead. They're both designed to irritate God.
            Sooo....are you saying it's a sin to pray to God directly...or to do something you're capable of doing on your own without praying about it?
            I don't think he knows himself. Apparently he can't tell the difference between praying to a mortal man and praying to God. He'll learn sooner or later - it won't be a mortal man who condemns him to eternal hellfire.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #21
              Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              White idolators celebrate All Saints Day; wetback idolators celebrate Day of the Dead. They're both designed to irritate God.
              Yes, the Mexiricans here in Wacko, Texas, are out in force today celebrating the Day of the Dead, or Dia de los Muertos as they call it in that incomprehensible gibberish that they speak. The celebration also continues through November 2, or All Souls' Day in God's chosen language, English.



              The beaners run around graveyards, making offerings (like tacos and burritos) to the dead, communing with witches, Satan, Hillary Clinton and other Catholic idols.

              Needless to say, all this pagan behavior evokes the wrath of God, who has chosen to punish our "friendly neighbor to the south" - the Mexican state of Tabasco is suffering the worst flooding in more than 50 years after a week of heavy rain.



              Of course, wetbacks ought to be used to chest-deep water, but if they keep pissing off the Lord, I suggest they start building an arc.

              YIC,
              Buford
              yours in Christ,
              Brother Buford

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              • #22
                Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post



                Of course, wetbacks ought to be used to chest-deep water, but if they keep pissing off the Lord, I suggest they start building an arc.

                YIC,
                Buford
                It looks like they can float, so they won't need an ark.

                YIC
                V
                Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                • #23
                  Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                  Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                  It looks like they can float, so they won't need an ark.

                  YIC
                  V
                  The floods are happening in the Mexican state of Tabasco, home of Tabasco sauce. I think that, plus the bean burritos, generates a lot of gas. No wonder they float.

                  Glory,
                  Buford
                  yours in Christ,
                  Brother Buford

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                  • #24
                    Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                    Praise Jesus, God has smitten the messican mary worshipers yet again! GLORY!!

                    God clearly hates Mexico.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #25
                      Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                      Why you racist heretic! REPENT NOW, or you'll be facing similar waters, only more fiery.
                      ACTS 5:29
                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • #26
                        Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        Why you racist heretic! REPENT NOW, or you'll be facing similar waters, only more fiery.
                        Why do you always have to be a stick in the mud or maybe an apple pie?

                        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                        • #27
                          Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          Why you racist heretic! REPENT NOW, or you'll be facing similar waters, only more fiery.
                          Who do you think you are addressing, you papist dog?! I am a True Christian™ Pastor, serving Jesus. You are a dress-wearing idolator, serving the whore of Babylon. Go count your "lucky beads" and thank God I don't ban you from Jesus' favorite forum.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                            We are almost past this most evil time of year (Helloween, All Saints' Day), but Satan has erected one more hurdle to pass. Today, November 2, is All Souls' Day. That's the day when faggots come out of their graves and walk the earth, attempting to lure innocent souls into committing acts of sodomy in public places.

                            All Souls' Day is especially evil when it corresponds with America's election day, as it did in 2004 when Satan lured nearly half the US population into voting for that swift boat fag John Kerry. Fortunately, thanks to prayer and great patriots like Walden O'Dell, (chief executive of Diebold Inc), Satan was defeated and Godly President Bush was re-elected. But it was a close call.

                            This year, All Souls' Day corresponds with another great evil - it's the last day of Daylight Savings Time (also known as Daylight Satan's Time). I don't know how many of you realize just how sinister DST really is. You hear all this nonsense about global warming being caused by burning fossil fuels (which were in fact given to us by God). In reality, the world IS getting hotter, but the cause is DST. Any fool can figure out that when you add an extra hour of daylight every day (and especially during summer, when the sun is hottest), the world is going to heat up.

                            It was bad enough in the past when DST started on the first Sunday in April and ended on the last Sunday in October. But this year, Satan's servants - the Demoncratic congress - started DST on March 11 and it won't end until tonight. And you can be sure that next year they'll make it even longer!

                            The plot is obvious - Satan's goal is to make DST longer every year, and gradually heat up the earth until it becomes one big flaming hell! And all the while, Demoncrats and LIEberals will try to convince us that we should blame Godly Exxon-Mobil and Chevron for turning God's good earth into a fireball.

                            By the way, the above revelation came to me yesterday when I forgot to take my Thorazine. But I just took a double dose, so I'm feeling fine now.

                            YIC,
                            Buford
                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

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                            • #29
                              Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                              Yes, and let's all have happy day-after-day-after "All Saints' Day" too - As if it even matters!

                              Who's your favorite, Daddy Fatha: Saint Francis, a Sissi?

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                              • #30
                                Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                Yes, and let's all have happy day-after-day-after "All Saints' Day" too - As if it even matters!

                                Who's your favorite, Daddy Fatha: Saint Francis, a Sissi?
                                My patron saint is also my parish's, Saint Thomas Aquinas.
                                ACTS 5:29
                                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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