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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #31
    Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    I want ask you, who's your favorite or patron saint? Everybody respond here, OK?
    When I use the word 'patron', I don't follow it with 'saint', sorry.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #32
        Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        When I use the word 'patron', I don't follow it with 'saint', sorry.
        No, when you and Lilith use the word "patron", you mean customer. As in John. And I don't mean Saint John.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131
            #33
            Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            No, when you and Lilith use the word "patron", you mean customer. As in John. And I don't mean Saint John.
            LOL, I didn't mean that either, but don't make me laugh, I've been doing situps dammit!
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #34
                Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                LOL, I didn't mean that either, but don't make me laugh, I've been doing situps dammit!
                No-one wants to hear about you sitting on John! If you want to confess your endless depraved sins, I'm sure "Father" Martin would be only too happy to usher you into a booth.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6578
                    #35
                    Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    My patron saint is also my parish's, Saint Thomas Aquinas.
                    Why are you Catholics interrogating us on this subject? Has your skirt-wearing AntiChrist commanded you to scout us out for some sort of terrorist attack?

                    Here's a PM debate with your fellow cultist, where he asks exactly the same questions you do:

                    (2007-11-03 13:43:37) MBurmy:Did you have a happy All Saints' Day two days ago?
                    (2007-11-03 13:45:08) pastrbillyreuben: I don't celebrate pagan holidays. All Saints Day is just Samhain with a new name.
                    (2007-11-03 13:45:50) MBurmy:Yesterday was All Souls' Day, where we commemorated the Poor Souls in Purgatory
                    (2007-11-03 13:46:18) pastrbillyreuben: No such place. Do you mean Hell?
                    (2007-11-03 13:46:41) MBurmy:2 Maccabees 12:46: "It is therefore a holy and wholesome thought to pray for the dead, that they may be loosed from sins."
                    (2007-11-03 13:47:12) pastrbillyreuben: Heaven is above us and Hell is below us. Where is Purgatory? Out west somewhere :-P
                    (2007-11-03 13:47:28) pastrbillyreuben: Don't quote from your made-up false scriptures, please.
                    (2007-11-03 13:48:10) MBurmy:A made-up false scripture would be if I had cited Hezekiah 3:17
                    (2007-11-03 13:48:21) MBurmy:(which is not a book)
                    (2007-11-03 13:49:18) MBurmy:You heretics took out 1 & 2 Maccabees, among other books, because you didn't want to follow the Bible...
                    (2007-11-03 13:49:43) MBurmy:And you know what the penalty is for removing part of God's Word from your translation...
                    (2007-11-03 13:50:02) pastrbillyreuben: Took them out? Those books were never part of the true Bible to begin with. Do you know what the penalty for adding to God's word is?
                    (2007-11-03 13:50:50) MBurmy:And I am almost finished with my time machine, to take us back to 1500s' Spain
                    (2007-11-03 13:52:08) MBurmy:The term "Trinity" is nowhere in the Bible, yet we both believe in the Trinity...
                    (2007-11-03 13:52:14) pastrbillyreuben: Why not just wait a few years? When the tribulation begins and the Anti-Christ sets up the Beast government, it will be just like 1500's Spain all over again.
                    (2007-11-03 13:52:34) MBurmy:The word "Incarnation" is nowhere in the Bible, yet we both believe in the Incarnation...
                    (2007-11-03 13:52:43) MBurmy:And the word "Bible" is nowhere in the Bible...
                    (2007-11-03 13:52:44) pastrbillyreuben: You guys will be in charge of the world again
                    (2007-11-03 13:53:20) MBurmy:No, Jesus will come again once and for all to judge the living and the dead...
                    (2007-11-03 13:53:30) MBurmy:Enough of your "rapture tribulation" nonsense...
                    (2007-11-03 13:53:46) pastrbillyreuben: after seven years of tribulation
                    (2007-11-03 13:54:02) MBurmy:The Book of Revelation describes the past & present as well as the future...
                    (2007-11-03 13:54:26) pastrbillyreuben: during that time, you will be able to torture and kill all the Bible-Believers you like. You will have a blast, I am sure.
                    (2007-11-03 13:54:33) MBurmy:We are living in the "millenial reign," as it is a metaphor for the age of Christianity...
                    (2007-11-03 13:55:11) MBurmy:There ARE metaphors in the Bible...
                    (2007-11-03 13:56:01) MBurmy:Back in the day, they'd cook you over flames, to prepare you for the bigger flames waiting for you after you were cooked...
                    (2007-11-03 13:57:20) pastrbillyreuben: no, any true Christians that you butchered went to Heaven. It will be the same way during the tribulation.
                    (2007-11-03 13:57:48) MBurmy:If the longer Daylight Savings Time is the devil's work, why did your "Godly President Bush" sign the bill extending it?
                    (2007-11-03 13:58:41) pastrbillyreuben: I don't know all of the politics behind it. I'm sure he got something worthwhile out of the DEMONcrats in return.
                    (2007-11-03 1349) MBurmy:What faith did your parents hold?
                    (2007-11-03 14:00:35) MBurmy:They believed God was loving and merciful, right?
                    (2007-11-03 14:02:07) pastrbillyreuben: They believed that He was only loving and merciful. God can also be angry and vengeful.
                    (2007-11-03 14:02:53) MBurmy:"His anger lasts but a moment, His good will is for a lifetime."
                    (2007-11-03 14:04:30) pastrbillyreuben: Psalms is a book of poems. If God's anger truly lasts but a moment, then why are unrepentant sinners tormented forever in Hell?
                    (2007-11-03 14:05:00) MBurmy:Hell is the loss of God and His presence...Satan's doing the tormenting...
                    (2007-11-03 14:05:39) pastrbillyreuben: right, but you skirted my question.
                    (2007-11-03 14:06:57) MBurmy:If hell is the loss of God, he wouldn't do the tormenting, and wouldn't be angry there...
                    (2007-11-03 14:09:01) MBurmy:I'm sure your parents are praying for you, that you may see the light...
                    (2007-11-03 14:11:53) MBurmy:If I'm not saved already, how do you say I can be "saved"?
                    (2007-11-03 14:12:32) MBurmy: ANSWER ME!(2007-11-03 14:13:56) MBurmy: My assistant coach, Edward King...
                    (2007-11-03 14:14:35) MBurmy:(He used to be a Baptist pastor, then attended Fr. Tom's RCIA program, joined the Catholic Church, and brought his whole congregation!)
                    (2007-11-03 14:20:40) pastrbillyreuben: I'm afraid you, personally, can't be saved, as you have already committed the unforgivable sin. I'm sorry about that, and if there were anything I could do to change that, I would. That's just the way it is.
                    (2007-11-03 14:21:24) MBurmy:ALL SINS ARE FORGIVEABLE!
                    (2007-11-03 14:22:44) pastrbillyreuben: We've already settled that argument.
                    (2007-11-03 14:23:14) MBurmy: The Message took the time to study the original Greek...
                    (2007-11-03 14:24:30) pastrbillyreuben: "original Greek" HA! You mean the corrupt Alexandrian manuscripts.
                    (2007-11-03 14:25:09) MBurmy:OK, what was the original language? English didn't exist then...
                    (2007-11-03 14:26:15) pastrbillyreuben: Hebrew and Aramaic. A few of the epistles were written in Greek, but just the ones written to Greek-speaking people.
                    (2007-11-03 14:26:59) MBurmy:I heard you say once that the Bible interprets itself...
                    (2007-11-03 14:27:36) MBurmy:How can the Bible interpret itself? How can any book interpret itself?
                    (2007-11-03 14:27:47) pastrbillyreuben: When did I say that?
                    (2007-11-03 14:28:08) MBurmy:Then again it might have been one of the other pastors...
                    (2007-11-03 14:28:28) MBurmy:It's too confusing...Glad my church has just one pastor, Fr. Tom!
                    (2007-11-03 14:29:10) pastrbillyreuben: your church has no pastor at all, just a ravening wolf (Mat 7:15).
                    (2007-11-03 14:29:18) MBurmy:OK, who was the first Pope?
                    (2007-11-03 14:29:49) MBurmy:And where in the Bible does it say Jesus was talking about the Catholic Church when he said that?
                    (2007-11-03 14:37:54) pastrbillyreuben: Emperor Constantine was the first pope, and Jesus was talking about all False ministers, not just the Catholic ones.
                    (2007-11-03 14:38:09) MBurmy:Constantine was never Pope!
                    (2007-11-03 14:38:24) MBurmy:In fact, he wasn't a Christian until his deathbed...
                    (2007-11-03 14:38:31) pastrbillyreuben: You don't know your own church's history. Constantine started the Catholic Church.
                    (2007-11-03 14:39:06) MBurmy:OK then, what Christian church existed before the Catholic Church?
                    (2007-11-03 14:39:57) pastrbillyreuben: Baptists were the first Christians, and remain the only true Christians today.
                    (2007-11-03 14:40:16) MBurmy:The Baptists were started as the Anabaptists sometime in the late 1500s...
                    (2007-11-03 14:40:35) pastrbillyreuben: you are talking about the false Anabaptists.
                    (2007-11-03 14:40:36) pastrbillyreuben: http://www.pbministries.org/History/.../origin_02.htm
                    (2007-11-03 14:41:06) MBurmy:Well, goodbye!
                    (2007-11-03 14:41:09) MBurmy:SEE YOU IN HELL!
                    (2007-11-03 14:41:14) MBurmy:(from heaven)
                    (2007-11-03 14:41:42) pastrbillyreuben: you mean you'll see me from Hell, just like the Rich Man saw Lazarus.
                    (2007-11-03 14:42:37) pastrbillyreuben: http://www.reformedreader.org/spurgeononperpetuity.htm
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                      • roserougesang
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 418
                        #36
                        Re: HAPPY ALL SAINTS' DAY!

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        My patron saint is also my parish's, Saint Thomas Aquinas.
                        Wasn't Thomas Aquinas a theological philosopher?

                        I'm not really religious, but I'd have to say my favourite saint is Saint Cecilia: Patron Saint Of Music
                        "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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