Originally posted by guitarzombie
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To clarify, the majority of witches used in the Witch Hunt for the last few years have been provided by TermiWix™. This wonderful company visits cities and towns all over the United States and Canada to trap and remove witches.
TermiWix does require the approval of the local government and either two male or three female witnesses to determine whom to trap and remove.
While kept in the TermiWix Detention Facility, witches are given the opportunity to learn about and accept Jesus. Very few do. Instead, they continue practicing their spell-casting.
The witches are then released in the woods at the edge of Freehold proper, but well within the official town limits. Any witch who makes it beyond the town limits (about a ten-mile hike through some rough terrain) escapes.
Originally posted by guitarzombie
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The execution of witches is perfectly legal in Freehold, and the removal and transport of them is authorized by the jurisdictions where they are trapped.
Finally, God commands us to kill witches. COMMANDS. Doesn't ask, doesn't suggest, but COMMANDS.
Does He, in the Bible, command you to strike any of us? I don't believe so.
Originally posted by guitarzombie
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Did I mention that witch hunting license sales go to fund not only witch removal, but also several church missions to help the unsaved find Jesus?

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