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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
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    Let me get this straight. You capture your fellow human friends, and shoot them down?
    No. Witches may or may not be humans, but they are certainly not friends of Christians. They turn their backs on God and worship demons, in direct contradition with His Commands.

    To clarify, the majority of witches used in the Witch Hunt for the last few years have been provided by TermiWix™. This wonderful company visits cities and towns all over the United States and Canada to trap and remove witches.

    TermiWix does require the approval of the local government and either two male or three female witnesses to determine whom to trap and remove.

    While kept in the TermiWix Detention Facility, witches are given the opportunity to learn about and accept Jesus. Very few do. Instead, they continue practicing their spell-casting.

    The witches are then released in the woods at the edge of Freehold proper, but well within the official town limits. Any witch who makes it beyond the town limits (about a ten-mile hike through some rough terrain) escapes.
    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    tell you what. how would you feel if I walked up to you, if I hit you so hard, you couldn't stand the pain. Disregarding that you are a woman, disregarding you have rights, even disregarding you are an equal creature, as I am.
    That would be illegal. I'd have you arrested.

    The execution of witches is perfectly legal in Freehold, and the removal and transport of them is authorized by the jurisdictions where they are trapped.

    Finally, God commands us to kill witches. COMMANDS. Doesn't ask, doesn't suggest, but COMMANDS.

    Does He, in the Bible, command you to strike any of us? I don't believe so.

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    Imagine how those feel, which you treat so unrightfully.
    God wants us to kill them. At least we give them a sporting chance, and make it into a wonderful community event and fundraiser.

    Did I mention that witch hunting license sales go to fund not only witch removal, but also several church missions to help the unsaved find Jesus?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    I just hope, you narrow minded bastards realize one day, that there's a whole lot of the world, outside your borders.
    Son, we eliminate witches. It is not like they are regular people, they are evil and go against God.

    If getting rid of them is wrong, why do they offer licenses to hunt them?

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    I just hope, you narrow minded bastards realize one day, that there's a whole lot of the world, outside your borders.
    Yes, a very sick twisted world that is becoming more sinful by the day. Why do you think we moved here?

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  • guitarzombie
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    I just hope, you narrow minded bastards realize one day, that there's a whole lot of the world, outside your borders.

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  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    That may be so. But I was looking for a cheap excuse, rather than a logical explanation.
    As long as that is understood.

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    Well YOU watch it. KILLING your fellow human beings is rather unacceptable.
    Ad 2, this is all theoritical. I'm just trying to light a little spark there, that you don't have the rights to take other's lives. If the good old one above us isn't pleased with them, just leave it to him. Trust me, he'll take care.
    You've never read a Bible, have you.

    Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

    Galatians 5:19-21 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.


    To a man, his mate for life is holy. Abusive? imagine yourself, in the place of the one you torture. You don't really want that, do ya?
    I'm not the one who wants to go around beating other peoples wives.


    now my dear. Imagine how those feel, which you treat so unrightfully.
    I had three of them stuck in my kennel for 3 days. Trust me they deserve what they get. Anyway, us women don't really get involved.

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  • guitarzombie
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
    Your God has never been published.

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
    That may be so. But I was looking for a cheap excuse, rather than a logical explanation.

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  • Brother Dick Timothy
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    I wish I lived in Freehold to help with community activities like this.

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  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    Oh hell yea. Well my god wouldn't care either about you. So what's the point?
    Your God has never been published.

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

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  • guitarzombie
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
    God doesn't care how they feel. Why should I?

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
    Oh hell yea. Well my god wouldn't care either about you. So what's the point?

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  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    now my dear. Imagine how those feel, which you treat so unrightfully.
    God doesn't care how they feel. Why should I?

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

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  • guitarzombie
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
    Are you threatening a True Christian™ Lady?! You better watch it, bud, threatening True Christians™ is unacceptable and will be dealt with severely.
    Well YOU watch it. KILLING your fellow human beings is rather unacceptable.
    Ad 2, this is all theoritical. I'm just trying to light a little spark there, that you don't have the rights to take other's lives. If the good old one above us isn't pleased with them, just leave it to him. Trust me, he'll take care.

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    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Why do you want to hit a woman who isn't your wife? Abusive one, aren't you.
    To a man, his mate for life is holy. Abusive? imagine yourself, in the place of the one you torture. You don't really want that, do ya?
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    Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
    Seeing as you are not my husband, I would feel violated. I would feel wronged.

    But what do my feelings have to do with bagging witches?

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
    now my dear. Imagine how those feel, which you treat so unrightfully.

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  • Cindy Lou Jenkins
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    tell you what. how would you feel if I walked up to you, if I hit you so hard, you couldn't stand the pain. Disregarding that you are a woman, disregarding you have rights, even disregarding you are an equal creature, as I am.

    how would you feel, if i'd defile all your beliefs, and if i'd torture you for having your own agenda?

    tell me, how would you feel?
    Seeing as you are not my husband, I would feel violated. I would feel wronged.

    But what do my feelings have to do with bagging witches?

    (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    tell you what. how would you feel if I walked up to you, if I hit you so hard, you couldn't stand the pain. Disregarding that you are a woman, disregarding you have rights, even disregarding you are an equal creature, as I am.

    how would you feel, if i'd defile all your beliefs, and if i'd torture you for having your own agenda?

    tell me, how would you feel?
    Why do you want to hit a woman who isn't your wife? Abusive one, aren't you.

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  • Jesus is Lord
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    Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

    Originally posted by guitarzombie View Post
    tell you what. how would you feel if I walked up to you, if I hit you so hard, you couldn't stand the pain. Disregarding that you are a woman, disregarding you have rights, even disregarding you are an equal creature, as I am.

    how would you feel, if i'd defile all your beliefs, and if i'd torture you for having your own agenda?

    tell me, how would you feel?
    Are you threatening a True Christian™ Lady?! You better watch it, bud, threatening True Christians™ is unacceptable and will be dealt with severely.

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