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  • LordHaveMercy
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    What a fantastic sounding evening. Freehold sounds like the most Godly, Blessed place that it is possible to have on this flat Earth.

    I also like the fact that you can use fully automatic weapons to hunt. Where I live, that is not the case, so the joy of unloading a 40 round mag into a running or crawling target is just sadly absent.

    All I could do for HELLoween was to hand out tracts and pre-emptively apply the rod to whatever children came by the house to try to beat the devilry out of them.

    On the bright side, we did finalize a location for the Fourth Baptist church, we chose a nice tract of land deep in the woods off one of the secondary roads. Very peaceful, quiet place! Glory!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Wow, what a night of revelry! Chaining the wimpy nigras to posts in the fields really worked. A witch would spy it, and within minutes, there'd be five or six going at it. Praise Jesus for automatic assault rifles.
    At first, we were doing single shots from 500 meters, you'd hit or or two with the single 30-06 round and the rest would scatter when the those dropped. But later when everyone was in their 4X4's, little kids manning the 100,000,000 power lights, everyone else's AR15's on full auto, those witches did not have a clue what was going on or where to go. We were bagging 8-9 at a time. This went on for hours. I doubt there is a single witch left in the Appalachians! We had to use our largest Case backhoe to load the dumpsters, Two 30 yard ones filled to the brim. Too many to count.
    We we pay tipping fees based on weight, once we dump them, we'll know what we got, we are going to be conservative and figure 150 pounds clothed per witch. Easily 21,000-25,000 pounds in each dumpster I bet!

    This is more fun than lighting fires in the fireplaces late in December to get the fat guy who steals our food and milk.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by imahomosexual View Post
    You ignorant children, do you not know paganism is the basis for many Christan holidays? christmas and easter sprung from the spring and winter sabbaths. all hallows eve was a purely pagan religion until christianity absorbed much of paganism.
    All Hallows Eve is a Catholic cult creation. It is the night before All Saints' Day, another Catholic cult creation.

    You dimwitted, God-mocking atheist, do you not know that the Catholic cult timed its holidays to coincide with existing pagan festivals when Constantine made it the official religion of the Roman empire in order to hasten its acceptance among the populace?
    You vile warped scum on earths boot. You commit sins under false pretenses.
    What is the false pretense? Witchcraft is forbidden by God. He commands that all witches should be killed. It has nothing to do with Halloween; it's just timed in late October because that is when witches are most likely to reveal themselves publicly.

    Now stop riding on the lies another has shown you and follow god the way he ment.
    We do. By the Bible, not by what some God-mocking queen tells us SHE thinks God would have said, if only God said what SHE wanted God to say.

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  • Justin Z
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    Originally posted by imahomosexual View Post
    pre stole? if you truly belive that you are dimmer than a cave. the only possible way that could be true is if pagans truly could see into the future, say hundreds of years?
    Pagans do worship the devil. Such vile trash would no doubt give their soul in exchange for future reading, fortune telling blasphemy! Maybe you should stop doing anal sex and concentrate more on worshiping God! I don't need fortune telling powers to see the fact you need to be saved. Take the anal beads out of your bum and start begging for forgiveness.

    Brothers, can I get an amen on this?

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  • imahomosexual
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    pre stole? if you truly belive that you are dimmer than a cave. the only possible way that could be true is if pagans truly could see into the future, say hundreds of years?

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  • Wide-Open
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    So the pagans pre-stole our Holy Days. Big deal.

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  • imahomosexual
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    You ignorant children, do you not know paganism is the basis for many Christan holidays? christmas and easter sprung from the spring and winter sabbaths. all hallows eve was a purely pagan religion until christianity absorbed much of paganism.
    You vile warped scum on earths boot. You commit sins under false pretenses. Now stop riding on the lies another has shown you and follow god the way he ment.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.
    My total is at 218 witches now, did you receive all the heads I sent you?

    Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

    Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Lucifer101 View Post
    I'm leaving this sickening forum. I hope you all lead happy, forefilling lives, no matter what path you take, even if it's one I don't agree with. Goodluck to you all!
    Have fun pretending to be Satan, declaring that Wicca doesn't exist, and being cast into eternal torture in the Lake of Fire for mocking God.

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  • Lucifer101
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Have you ever heard of Wicca?

    A witch is someone who practices witchcraft. It is not required to be successful to be a witch.

    Extermination of witches is legal within Freehold.
    I'm leaving this sickening forum. I hope you all lead happy, forefilling lives, no matter what path you take, even if it's one I don't agree with. Goodluck to you all!

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Lucifer101 View Post
    You people are more crazy than I thought!

    1: Witches DO NOT exist.
    2: You're encouraging murder, which is VERY illegal.
    Have you ever heard of Wicca?

    A witch is someone who practices witchcraft. It is not required to be successful to be a witch.

    Extermination of witches is legal within Freehold.

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  • Lucifer101
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    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Of course they exist. They are mentioned in the Bible multiple times.
    There is an entire modern religion dedicated to witchcraft called wicca.
    Why is the Bible always right? Also, wiccans are stupid people who believe crazy stuff. Do you really want to MURDER them?



    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    It's not murder if God commands it.
    Is that how'd you'd defend you're court case for murder?!

    Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by Lucifer101 View Post
    You people are more crazy than I thought!

    1: Witches DO NOT exist.
    Of course they exist. They are mentioned in the Bible multiple times.
    There is an entire modern religion dedicated to witchcraft called wicca.

    Originally posted by Lucifer101 View Post
    2: You're encouraging murder, which is VERY illegal.
    It's not murder if God commands it.

    Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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  • Lucifer101
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    You people are more crazy than I thought!

    1: Witches DO NOT exist.
    2: You're encouraging murder, which is VERY illegal.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Yes, babies would be good but they are noisy. Also, they do not put up a fight and many a witch has been known to 'snatch and go'. A 20 year old shiftless buck will fight a good five minutes before a witches powers overtake him.
    Why would he fight? He's about to get him some white woman!

    Granted, I expect he'll start screaming when he learns about their second set of teeth, but that may be too late for him.

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