[Sister Rebecca]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Husband has already bagged us 7 of the nasty critters! I'm hoping when the final flood is ummm... escapes on All Satan's Eve (Helloween of course) that he'll do a right fine job of nabbing us at least as many as Brother Jedediah. I heard he holds the all-time record. Is that true or just gossip? I really should know because if it is just gossip I need to pray extra hard for forgiveness for listening to wagging tongues.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Um..... what are we supposed to do with the wounded ones?

I went out to take care of the dogs today and found three locked in a kennel. I'm not sure what Seth wants done with them. After the last time I walked into his man cave, I'm not going to do that again unless he's been in there for three days.

I threw them a cup of kibble each and some water, but other than that....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

And did these witches come here WILLINGLY? I thought you guys just said in a different thread that you DIDN'T kidnap people and let them loose in the woods to shoot at your leisure.

There is no leisure involved in the Witch Hunt. It's hard work, with valuable prizes for the winners!

However, people from Landover do not "kidnap" anybody. TermiWix™ is a privately-held vermin removal company. TermiWix contracts with private individuals and municipalities across the nation to eliminate witch and Satanist infestations.

TermiWix does not initiate a trapping-and-removal program without permits from the local jurisdiction. The detention facility is located on annexed land outside Freehold proper for access to the top True Christians(tm) in the country, in the hope of saving these poor souls from damnation.

On the subject of witches, when you DO shoot at them, why don't they use voodoo magic or something to BLOCK THE BULLET?

Simple, because their magic doesn't work unless Satan wants it to.

Satan doesn't want their magic to work to block bullets, because if it did, then everybody would take magic (and Satan, and therefore God and Salvation) seriously. His greatest trick is making people believe he's not real.

So you guys admit that magic doesn't exist?

Nope. But I will tell you that a witch is someone who practices witchcraft. It doesn't require being successful at it to be a witch.

TermiWix doesn't go out hunting down witches or accusing people of witchcraft. They declare themselves to be witches nowadays, and TermiWix is called in to remove them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

So you guys admit that magic doesn't exist? You're not the only ones who can butcher quotes, you know...

We admit no such thing.

When God commands it, magic is fine.

Num.21:8-9
And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole:and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live. And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.

When others do it, He condemns them to eternal damnation.

Dt.18:10-11
There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

[logicalthinker]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

because Wicca is stupid and magic doesn't work.

So you guys admit that magic doesn't exist? You're not the only ones who can butcher quotes, you know...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I am not a witch. Now, I notice you keep ignoring my questions. Why don't they just block the bullet? Please don't resort to name calling. I prefer to be treated like a HUMAN BEING here for a change

Because our bullets are delivered by the Will of God(c).

And because Wicca is stupid and magic doesn't work.

[Lisa H]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I am not a witch. Now, I notice you keep ignoring my questions. Why don't they just block the bullet? Please don't resort to name calling. I prefer to be treated like a HUMAN BEING here for a change

I never said you were a witch. I said you must be a witches plaything and gave my reason. So are you a witches toy boy.

[logicalthinker]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I am not a witch. Now, I notice you keep ignoring my questions. Why don't they just block the bullet? Please don't resort to name calling. I prefer to be treated like a HUMAN BEING here for a change

[VampireSlayer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I guess you must be a witches plaything. You really like to stick up for witches and devil worshiping cults.

This has basis. He's probably been done over with glamor magic.

Now, glamor magic is neither magic nor glamorous. It's when a witch (Or other unholy scumbag with the know-how) subconsciously conditions someone to believe that they're all good and cuddly and lovely. Not the case.

Forms of conditioning can range from writing sentences to the effect backwards and upside down to talking to the target in their sleep. Apparently, some hatian weirdos also use drugs. Hmmm.

[Lisa H]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

And did these witches come here WILLINGLY? I thought you guys just said in a different thread that you DIDN'T kidnap people and let them loose in the woods to shoot at your leisure.

On the subject of witches, when you DO shoot at them, why don't they use voodoo magic or something to BLOCK THE BULLET?

I guess you must be a witches plaything. You really like to stick up for witches and devil worshiping cults.

[logicalthinker]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

And did these witches come here WILLINGLY? I thought you guys just said in a different thread that you DIDN'T kidnap people and let them loose in the woods to shoot at your leisure.

On the subject of witches, when you DO shoot at them, why don't they use voodoo magic or something to BLOCK THE BULLET?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

It's Friday night, and you know what that means . . . Promptly at midnight, the next horde of witches will be released cleverly manage to escape the TermiWix detention facility. This horde includes two covens like the last horde; however, one coven is from the Appalachian mountains and the other is from Louisiana. Further, they will escaping separately as covens, not as a single group of 26 like the last horde.

They have had no interaction with each other within the facility, and have never met, so they may or may not choose to cooperate. They are also a bit more accustomed to the wilds, and are aware of the hunt.

TermiWix hopes they provide an adequate challenge to all you hunters!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Well in my job I get to bag and tag plenty of witches for Jesus. No brag, just the way it is in the Security Detail. I am looking for quality this year.

I want to bag the following witches

• Eco terrorists
• Hippie Scum
• Obamabot
• Community Activist
• CNN news harlot

So far I got an eco terrorists, some Green Party worker was trying to distribute campaign information. After a very brief discussion he shot himself. A hippie scum who was living in a dumpster before he shot himself and community activist who shot himself at a rest stop on I-80.

Brother, I believe the rules limit points to prey captured within Freehold County . . .

but I have good news! Almost all of the tagged witches in the second horde (due for release Friday night at midnight) qualify as Obamabots, Hippie Scum, and Eco Terrorists! One in the third horde is an "iReporter" for CNN; we took away her smartphone when we found she was trying to transmit a report on the treatment of witches at the hands of True Christians(tm), filled with lies and half-truths.

I'll have the TermiWix(tm) staff ask around and see if there are any community activists. I think there was one who did voter registration drives in the first horde, but they may all have been snagged by now.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Well in my job I get to bag and tag plenty of witches for Jesus. No brag, just the way it is in the Security Detail. I am looking for quality this year.

I want to bag the following witches

• Eco terrorists
• Hippie Scum
• Obamabot
• Community Activist
• CNN news harlot

So far I got an eco terrorists, some Green Party worker was trying to distribute campaign information. After a very brief discussion he shot himself. A hippie scum who was living in a dumpster before he shot himself and community activist who shot himself at a rest stop on I-80.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Good news! At midnight tonight, TermiWix™ will release the first horde of 26 witches.