[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Good news! At midnight tonight, TermiWix(tm) will release the first horde of 26 witches. This horde consists of two urban covens trapped and removed from San Francrisco and Seattle.

Being city slickers, they will have little idea how to get by in the woods or even how to find direction. They should be easy pickings . . . they may even stumble into town asking for help.

Do you think the folks at TermiWix(tm) should have told them there was a hunt in progress?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Hello everyone.

B4God's Gun World has donated this beautiful hand-crafted hunting pack to be presented to the winner of this year's Witch Hunt.

Good luck! This could be yours to wear on your next hunting trip if you win!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Is it only for residents of Freehold, or are visitors allowed?

Everyone is allowed, as long as they are a True Christian(tm).

[Kris M]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

You aren't welcome, hippie.

Is it only for residents of Freehold, or are visitors allowed?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I can't wait to come to freehold to kill some people.

You aren't welcome, hippie.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I can't wait to come to freehold to kill some people.

Funny, considering your name, avatar, and postings, I thought you'd be one of the chased.

[Forest Spirit]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

let me get this straight: for $4,45 i get a permit to KILL people????????????? and this is legal??????????

where can i sign?

It's only legal in Freehold, Iowa Brother. GOD'S Country.

I can't wait to come to freehold to kill some people.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Cranky did you get the upgrade to infra red?

No yet, but I certainly will get one.

Hey I picked up a pair of night vision goggles with a helmet, got one for you too.

Thanks!

Man does Bob4God have way cool stuff.

Absolutely, he has my most favorite store.

We need to get Old Lady Johnson upgraded to witch status. All it takes is for three people to see her performing a chant or casting a spell.

Somehow she seems to be very good in avoiding that.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

let me get this straight: for $4,45 i get a permit to KILL people????????????? and this is legal??????????

where can i sign?

It's only legal in Freehold, Iowa Brother. GOD'S Country.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I'll be teaming up with Helen on the Witch Hunt.

She has a very odd question . . . I don't even like to ask it . . .

Can evidence of a kill be submitted in pie form?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

I saw her casting seeds and bread crumbs to the pigeons that poo on Brother Cranky's house. She seemed to be saying something that I couldn't hear. Does that count?

Yes, I saw her too, I was with Cranky, that's three, she must be a witch..... I call first shot!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

We need to get Old Lady Johnson upgraded to witch status. All it takes is for three people to see her performing a chant or casting a spell.

I saw her casting seeds and bread crumbs to the pigeons that poo on Brother Cranky's house. She seemed to be saying something that I couldn't hear. Does that count?

[James Dewitt]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Yes, it is great to watch your kills over and over in slow motion!

No .

Cranky did you get the upgrade to infra red? I did man you can record on a pitch black night. Hey I picked up a pair of night vision goggles with a helmet, got one for you too. Dude, lets see Pastor Zeke keep up now! Man does Bob4God have way cool stuff.

We need to get Old Lady Johnson upgraded to witch status. All it takes is for three people to see her performing a chant or casting a spell.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

Thats why i am so happy to of been born and and spent my life In and around Pendle Hill, we have been doing it right since 1612
http://www.pendlewitches.co.uk/

Forgot to add, i prefer the silent approach

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2010 Witch Hunt - No Bag Limit!

let me get this straight: for $4,45 i get a permit to KILL people????????????? and this is legal??????????

where can i sign?

1. Witches are an abomination before God and have sold their souls to Satan. They aren't "people".

2. Execution is not "killing".