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    A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

    Pastor Ezekiel has laid out for you the many Satanic activities which take place during Halloween.

    Since you hate Jesus and ignore His Word, which ones will you participate in?
    78
    Sex with demons! They have huge ... appetites.
    0%
    8
    Orgies with animals and humans! Demons in my colon can't get enough!
    0%
    6
    Animal sacrifices are fun AND nutritious. Yum!
    0%
    6
    I prefer to sacrifice babies. Christian babies!
    0%
    9
    Rape and molestation of children and adults. It's a good time for all!
    0%
    6
    Conjuring demons, casting spells. It's harmless fun, and ruins my enemies at the same time!
    0%
    6
    I'm going to try to talk to or raise the dead!
    0%
    8
    I'll dress my children as demons and send them to beg for food from strangers!
    0%
    8
    I'm going to carve pumpkins and put them out to attract demons to possess me!
    0%
    10
    I'm going to do all of these things, or maybe something more (explain)!
    0%
    11
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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  • #2
    Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

    None of the above.
    2 Thessalonians 2:15
    15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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    • #3
      Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

      Originally posted by Kris M View Post
      None of the above.
      So, there is still hope you will listen to God?

      YIC

      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • #4
        Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
        So, there is still hope you will listen to God?

        YIC

        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
        I'm already listening.
        2 Thessalonians 2:15
        15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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        • #5
          Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

          With so many atheists, wiccans, and other God-mockers about, I'm surprised not to see more gleeful descriptions of the debauchery and savagery planned for Satan's Birthday.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #6
            Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            With so many atheists, wiccans, and other God-mockers about, I'm surprised not to see more gleeful descriptions of the debauchery and savagery planned for Satan's Birthday.
            The holiday has nothing to do with Satan. It is or was a Celtic holiday of new years. They belived that the spirits of the dead came back to the world on that day.
            John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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            • #7
              Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

              Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
              The holiday has nothing to do with Satan. It is or was a Celtic holiday of new years. They belived that the spirits of the dead came back to the world on that day.
              OF COURSE IT IS A SATAN-WORSHIPING HOLIDAY YOU IDIOT! Stop trying to convince us that it isn't. All of the little devils that come to my doorstep in good ol' Hill Valley deserve no candy, instead a thump on the head from a KJV1611 Bible, and then a lesson straight from it!

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              • #8
                Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                Hm, nope, nothing on that list for me. I'll probably be sleeping that night as it will be one of the few weekends I won't be travelling the rest of the year.
                And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                  Well, I've already had sex with a demon. Though, I guess it would be more PC to refer to her as my ex.

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                  • #10
                    Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                    I'm going to shove large amounts of candy into my face and listen to The Eagle's Hotel California.

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                    • #11
                      Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                      Originally posted by George Nelson View Post
                      I'm going to shove large amounts of candy into my face and listen to The Eagle's Hotel California.
                      Yes, you go ahead and eat the treats left by the devil and listen to his vile music.

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                      • #12
                        Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                        Originally posted by Immortal View Post
                        Yes, you go ahead and eat the treats left by the devil and listen to his vile music.
                        I will. And I'll enjoy it too. I'll probably dress up as a vampire as well and partake in a midnight seance while I'm at it.

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                        • #13
                          Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                          Originally posted by George Nelson View Post
                          I'm going to shove large amounts of candy into my face and listen to The Eagle's Hotel California.
                          I'm probably just gonna order pizza and watch a horror movie marathon. (there are always movie marathons on various channels during the month)
                          2 Thessalonians 2:15
                          15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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                          • #14
                            Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                            Originally posted by Sidiovak View Post
                            OF COURSE IT IS A SATAN-WORSHIPING HOLIDAY YOU IDIOT! Stop trying to convince us that it isn't. All of the little devils that come to my doorstep in good ol' Hill Valley deserve no candy, instead a thump on the head from a KJV1611 Bible, and then a lesson straight from it!
                            ITS NOT YOU TOOL ITS about the changing of the seasons and the coming of winter and honoring the dead, TELL ME WHY YOU NUT CASES ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN GREAT HOLIDAYS, Christmas is a fake jesus was born in april so suck it

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                            • #15
                              Re: A Halloween poll for non-True Christians!

                              Originally posted by bloodymaniac View Post
                              ITS NOT YOU TOOL ITS about the changing of the seasons and the coming of winter and honoring the dead, TELL ME WHY YOU NUT CASES ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN GREAT HOLIDAYS
                              How is dressing up as a witch, contacting demons with a Ouija board, and begging for candy from strangers "honoring the dead"?

                              Do you even know what "Trick or Treat" means? It is a threat! "If you don't give me a treat, I'll play a trick on you!"
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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