[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

To the guy who said humans can only impregnate other humans, this is false while we can't do anything with plants a human could impregnate another animal the offspring would more than likely die, but it is still able to.

Could you provide an example, other than the goat-human hybrid my Brother in Christ OMH has provided?

[Deaner]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

(Btw: "News of the World", "National Enquirer", Mexican newspapers, and Old Man Hatchet are not reputable sources.)

Will you stop getting OMH angry please? We all pay when he's pissed. Your next post will be infracted by me just to get the message across.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Will you stop getting OMH angry please? We all pay when he's pissed. Your next post will be infracted by me just to get the message across.

Yes, please Mr. Much! I've been dutifully... reprimanded, for my idiocy in my comment. Mr. Etheldreda and Mr. Hatchet have devised an ongoing Correction Plan for my benefit, and I dearly desire for no one else to get... er, disciplined, on my account. Please, I do implore you to stop angering the dear and wise Old Man Hatchet. I take full responsibility for the righteous anger he's been burdened with due to my pitiful and public display of stupidity. I would simply like to move on now, having learned my lesson (an ongoing lesson applied by Mr. Etheldreda with the wise counsel of Mr. Hatchet).

[Brother Jeremiah]

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Thank you for notifying me about this new trend, brother! I shall show this to my neighbors so that they can make sure to get rid of their pumpkins. I want to make sure these "humpkins" don't end up killing my neighbors - that would be horrible!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yes, please Mr. Much! I've been dutifully... reprimanded, for my idiocy in my comment. Mr. Etheldreda and Mr. Hatchet have devised an ongoing Correction Plan for my benefit

My dear Sister in Christ, I am glad your loving husband is willing to ensure your Christian submission in order to protect your eternal soul.

I've let him know that I would be happy to assist him in the execution of the Correction Plan when I am in town for the Witch Hunt, should my services be needed. It would be my pleasure to help!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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My dear Sister in Christ, I am glad your loving husband is willing to ensure your Christian submission in order to protect your eternal soul.

I've let him know that I would be happy to assist him in the execution of the Correction Plan when I am in town for the Witch Hunt, should my services be needed. It would be my pleasure to help!

With all due appropriateness, I am grateful for your attention to this detail of my [questionable] soul. I pray those unsaved trash who are reading this can see the charitable contributions the Saved have on the negligible members of society.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

I would like to add that if--IF--the polar ice caps are indeed melting, then surely it's from the heat being generated by pumpkin @!%#ing and Bill Clinton's extramarital affairs.

[Wuffles]

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I'm more concerned about a very real threat: half-human, half-pumpkin monsters. Depositing semen in a pumpkin could result in a nightmarish hybrid race.

Ermmm what?? You do know it is impossible to impregnate another species. Man can't impregnate apes and they certainly can't impregnate pumpkins which are vegetables. It would be like a dog humping a rock and then the rock giving birth it is just impossible. But I would admit if such a thing would happen (which it never will) it would be very grotesque and an abomination.

And as for that Satyr or whatever that photo is of I can't believe that a good Christian like yourself would be taken in so easily. It is obviously a fake the man has been dressed up as a Satyr. If you believe that that is a real Satyr then you would have to believe every movie monster exists because they look real. This is my second year in AP Biology and it is a FACT that humans can't impregnate goats. The goat's eggs and the human's semen are incompatible. The only way it would ever happen is if you manipulated the semen and eggs to be compatible and we simply don't have the knowledge to do that.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Ermmm what?? You do know it is impossible to impregnate another species. Man can't impregnate apes and they certainly can't impregnate pumpkins which are vegetables. It would be like a dog humping a rock and then the rock giving birth it is just impossible. But I would admit if such a thing would happen (which it never will) it would be very grotesque and an abomination.

And as for that Satyr or whatever that photo is of I can't believe that a good Christian like yourself would be taken in so easily. It is obviously a fake the man has been dressed up as a Satyr. If you believe that that is a real Satyr then you would have to believe every movie monster exists because they look real. This is my second year in AP Biology and it is a FACT that humans can't impregnate goats. The goat's eggs and the human's semen are incompatible. The only way it would ever happen is if you manipulated the semen and eggs to be compatible and we simply don't have the knowledge to do that.

Oh. My. God.



Just when I think I've seen the rock-bottom depths of depravity that Jesus-haters can descend to, a new low is reached.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[John North]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

The goat's eggs ...

In this context we normally call it an ovum. Using the word egg might give the reader the impression that you’re talking about a bird or some reptile. You don’t think that a goat is a kind of bird, do you? After all, it’s only your second year studying Biology? (Protip, it’s not)

[Wuffles]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

In this context we normally call it an ovum. Using the word egg might give the reader the impression that you’re talking about a bird or some reptile. You don’t think that a goat is a kind of bird, do you? After all, it’s only your second year studying Biology? (Protip, it’s not)

Actually it is, and I was assuming (mistakenly) that people would understand. Mammals do produce eggs but not the conventional avian or reptilian eggs. They are much smaller and do not have the rigid "shell" that bird eggs have (the obvious exception is the platypus). But surely you can agree that humans can't impregnate goats. In the twentieth century China tried to create a slave species by Impregnating chimps with human semen and human females with chimp semen. Unsurprisingly it did not work so how if humans and chimps can't breed can humans and goats breed?

[Wuffles]

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Oh. My. God.



Just when I think I've seen the rock-bottom depths of depravity that Jesus-haters can descend to, a new low is reached.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

How is it hating? and what is so objectionable? Are you objecting to me refusing to accept the insane claims of half pumpkin half man people? If you believe those then you are no better than the Christians of the Middle (or also called Dark) ages where they believed in spontaneous generation.

[Didymus Much]

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...Enjoy your infraction.

I print them out and stick them on my walls. Got the bathroom covered, now working on the hallway. Thanks!

[John North]

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You don’t think that a goat is a kind of bird, do you?

Actually it is

I’m so glad I skipped higher (conventional) education in favor of Bible studies.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

This is my second year in AP Biology and it is a FACT that humans can't impregnate goats.

And given the secular school system's reliance upon "experimentation" and "empirical evidence", I can only assume you know from experience.



Did your Mommy have to sign her permission for a field trip to the farm? Or did they just bring some poor goat into your school?