[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

I suppose I should try to love this person

Atheist Scum of America

but it isn't easy. What does God say?
Proverbs 14:7 Goe from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceiuest not in him the lippes of knowledge.
I wonder if I am reading the right scripture? Perhaps Mr. Scum should be entertained? Hebrews 13:2 Fortunately God anticipated this umwarranted tirade against Miss Johnson.
Psalm 14:1 The foole hath sayd in his heart, There is no God: they are corrupt, they haue done abominable workes, there is none that doeth good.
That is good - now it is easy to understand. John 16:29
Since: It is as a sport to a foole to doe mischiefe (Proverbs 10:23a) surely it is a mystery why this wretch should attempt its pathetic gymnastics here? Romans 8:31

[Shela Tansper]

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As i have discovered there are some un Godly shopping malls around.

[MitzaLizalor]

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That is appalling!

I'm appalled!

[handmaiden]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

As i have discovered there are some un Godly shopping malls around.

Eeeewww!



Sickendly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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As i have discovered there are some un Godly shopping malls around.

PEOPLE THESE "HOLIDAY DECORTAIONS" ARE NOT INNOCENT FUN!

Don't let those sort of displays at the Mall fool you! You are walking straight into Satan's anus.

If you walk through one of those diplays you might as well have opened the gates of HELL!

[Jimmy Rob]

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I can not believe that they would arrest you for doing such a good deed. It is certainly appalling that they would do such a thing when you just trying to help those children understand what they were doing wrong.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I can not believe that they would arrest you for doing such a good deed. It is certainly appalling that they would do such a thing when you just trying to help those children understand what they were doing wrong.

John 15:18-19: If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you. If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

[Abe G]

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I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.

I decided to stop at the Cinnabun in the Food Court for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.

I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE in the name of JESUS and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!!

I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. As they were hauling me off I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshiping ways.

My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones, whoever that is.

Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Well, this is one instance when I am in agreement with the Landover Illiterates. My only complaint is that you showed too much restaint, Sister. You should have stomped all over the little sods while they writhed on the ground in agony.

[Meek and Humble]

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Well, this is one instance when I am in agreement with the Landover Illiterates. My only complaint is that you showed too much restaint, Sister. You should have stomped all over the little sods while they writhed on the ground in agony.

Do you somehow think if you keep calling us illiterate it will make it so?

If you have a problem with illiteracy I suggest you go troll a Juggalo forum.

[Abe G]

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You clearly did nothing wrong. The authorities arrested you so they could justify frisking you. You are a very attractive woman, although not as attractive as I am as a man, and if I were to dress up as a woman you would still be bested--nobody rocks a skirt and pair of pumps like the Hatchman.

[BelieverInGod]

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Well, this is one instance when I am in agreement with the Landover Illiterates. My only complaint is that you showed too much restaint, Sister. You should have stomped all over the little sods while they writhed on the ground in agony.

Is this that Atheist all loving mercy you were talking about in another thread?

I mean Sister BTB did what she did in order to spread the word of God, you're just a sadistic child abuser.

[Abe G]

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Is this that Atheist all loving mercy you were talking about in another thread?
Aye? WTF are you talking about? I have never mentioned Atheism or loving mercy anywhere.
Sister BTB did what she did because she is a sick and puerile little bully, you're doing it for the general good.

I am a genuine Christian who believes in hell fire and damnation! You are nothing but a cowardly worm who insults newbies because it makes you feel good. If they answer back and you ban them. You're pathetic (and illiterate).

And keep a civil tongue in your head when you speak to your betters, pigsh**.

[Didymus Much]

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And keep a civil tongue in your head when you speak to your betters, pigshit.

Admins: ban, please.

[BelieverInGod]

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You know, attempting to change a post in a quote really doesn't work when the real post is directly above you. You've already been outed Pastafarian Skank I will admit that I mistook you for a much better troll, but hey all trolls look alike after a while.

I am a genuine Christian who believes in hell fire and damnation! You are nothing but a cowardly worm who insults newbies because it makes you feel good. If they answer back and you ban them. You're pathetic (and illiterate).

You're about as Christian as I am the queen of Egypt. How exactly was what I said cowardly? I'm not the one hiding behind multiple user accounts, pretending to be what I'm not just so I can get a little attention from somebody, anybody, because bad attention from strangers on the 'net is better than no attention at all.

Oh, and I'm not capable of banning anyone. Trust me this board would be a very lonely place if I had that power.

And keep a civil tongue in your head when you speak to your betters, pigshit.

Unless you're my father, my husband or my Pastor, you are not my better.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And keep a civil tongue in your head when you speak to your betters, pigsh**.

Let me explain to you how to tell who is whose better. There's a hierarchy:

Almighty God (Father, Son, Holy Ghost)

Senior pastors
Junior pastors
Deacons

True Christian™ men
True Christian™ women
True Christian™ children

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