[Nobar King]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

It's three weeks until Halloween. There's no reason to be dressing up like a witch this soon. It's obvious the direction these kids' lives are taking. If people don't rally against the wiccan agenda it will become accepted as if it might be a normal religion like they did in stupid old England.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.

I decided to stop at the Cinnabun for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.

I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!! I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshipping ways.

My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones whoever that is.

Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Was the little girl who was knocked unconscious in the Dora The Explorer costume? If so, she had it coming! She's a little slut.

I also think that Mall Cop will be working elsewhere very soon, as Bubba in cellblock "H"'s "pleasure pal". He had no right to assault you as he did and at the very least deserves a 5-10 sentence.

This is yet another sign of secular law gone MADl! A refined True Christian gal such as yourself can't even sit quietly having a coffee without these young rebel rousers causing a ruckus and flouting the law with their occult practises! GOD's LAW no less!!

The most important thing is, are YOU ok now? I know that holding down the nozzle on a can of mace can take it out on a gal. Is your finger bruised?

YIC

Sister Phebe

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sister, if the worst happens, be sure to demand a jury trial. No Freehold County jury will convict you.

Thank you Brother. Those little demons PROVOKED me. I felt threatened by them. I thought they may cause me harm both physically and spiritually.

Should I restraining orders against them all just to be on the safe side?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thank you Brother. Those little demons PROVOKED me. I felt threatened by them. I thought they may cause me harm both physically and spiritually.

Should I restraining orders against them all just to be on the safe side?

That's a very good idea, Sister! Otherwise they could show up at your house on Halloween and bring their demons!!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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That's a very good idea, Sister! Otherwise they could show up at your house on Halloween and bring their demons!!

What a great idea. What if a whole neighborhood applied for a restraining order against anyone in costume and post the notifications in the local classifieds, like the joo lawyers would do to settle a probate case when someone in a will can't be found or for a divorce case to cut off a conniving money grabbing spouse, then anyone showing up at your home to trick or treat can be immediately arrested AND HELD for violation of a restraining order, a serious offense.

[Atheist Scum of America]

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You had your hair and nails done and they tackled you, like omg no way! That was so mean of them.
What you did was sick! You attacked innocent children if one of those had been mine I would have pressed charges. I hope you "prayed" forgiveness for that, because some people aren't as nice as your "deity".

[SUV]

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What you did was sick!

You apologize to Sister Thumper immediately. She is a True Christian™ Lady, while you are... you are... a self-proclaimed.....

Jesus, NO! I cannot bear to even think the word

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

You had your hair and nails done and they tackled you, like omg no way! That was so mean of them.
What you did was sick! You attacked innocent children if one of those had been mine I would have pressed charges. I hope you "prayed" forgiveness for that, because some people aren't as nice as your "deity".

Innocent. You read Sister Thumper's testimony. These kids were out in disguise shaking down innocent citizens while they going about their buisness. Were I come from that is called extortion.

[Atheist Scum of America]

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So I should apologize to a child abusing "True Christian" how about no is that good enough?

[Bobby-Joe]

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So I should apologize to a child abusing "True Christian" how about no is that good enough?

Child abuse, Sister Thumper is a victim here. We are talking about 100 dollars worth of work on her nails along after their viscous attack.

[Lisa H]

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I just read this story on the horrible attack to Sister BTB. I am glad to see you survived and pray justice is brought against those pagan Halloweenists. You should sue them for damaging your newly manicured nails and hairstyle. How dare they insult a True Christian woman.

This story has the smell of Spring Heeled Jack behind it. I would not be at all surprised if he was the one who let those nasty children in.

[Seth Campbell]

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You had your hair and nails done and they tackled you, like omg no way! That was so mean of them.
What you did was sick! You attacked innocent children if one of those had been mine I would have pressed charges. I hope you "prayed" forgiveness for that, because some people aren't as nice as your "deity".

So you think women should be assaulted? You promote witchcraft? Don't use the innocent kids thing, there is no reason kids should be out "trick or treating" four weeks in advance.

Those children deserved everything they got. If their parents won't take responsibility and raise the children right, then it's time for the community to step in! What happened to your liebral chant about "it takes a village to raise a child"?

[James Dewitt]

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Praise Jesus, I just got off the satellite phone with Sam Diamond. He is catching the next flight from Thailand. Sister Thumper rest assured you are home free. He told me not only will he find out who and why these people are doing this and they will be paying for a new nail job. He also wanted to know what kind of pie you will have on Wednesday morning.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Praise Jesus, I just got off the satellite phone with Sam Diamond. He is catching the next flight from Thailand. Sister Thumper rest assured you are home free. He told me not only will he find out who and why these people are doing this and they will be paying for a new nail job. He also wanted to know what kind of pie you will have on Wednesday morning.

Bless his precious heart!

You tell him I will have any kind of pie his heart desires on Wednesday morning. (except pumpkin. I've sworn them off after Brother Hatchet's thread on Humpkins.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

You had your hair and nails done and they tackled you, like omg no way! That was so mean of them.
What you did was sick! You attacked innocent children if one of those had been mine I would have pressed charges. I hope you "prayed" forgiveness for that, because some people aren't as nice as your "deity".

How are the children innocent?

They were in the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing, Freehold. Halloween costumes, witchcraft, and other Satanic rituals are illegal in Freeehold, and punishable by fine, incarceration, lashings, and, in extreme cases, helicopter drop into the woods during the Witch Hunt.

They could not even get past the Leviticus Landing gates in costume; they must have had this mall cop working for Satan on the inside, getting them in past the gates for starters, and then he didn't arrest the teachers or a single one of the little brainwashed, demon-infested children!

Why do you hate religious liberty and home rule? Is it because you think your God-hating "atheism" religion should be forced down everyone's throat like so many aroused sodomites?