So did anybody have a good Halloween?

[ThatOneDude54545]

I know I did.Went downtown and saw a bunch of awesome costumes.Saw a pretty good 7ft. tall Jack Skellington and a Jigsaw on a trike.Also saw a sexy Mad Hatter and a tampon dispenser.

So how was your guys' Halloweens?

[Levi Jones]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

We did our witch hunt on Saturday. Unfortunately, three of them had already expired by the time we released them. I have to say this year's hunt was rather uninspired and I had such high hopes.

Sunday my children and I handed out Chick Tracts to hellbound sinners in Des Moines. My kids punched a few Harry Potter costume wearing children. That was probably the highlight.

[LambofChrist]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

Good for your kids! God bless Laura Mallory for all her work against that foul book series.
My roommate insisted I join in their camraderie and we compromised. She dressed like the Hell-bound Catholic she is, and I dressed as a Christmas tree to remind everyone of what a REAL Holiday is. I was forced to go the dance my college arranged at some hotel and I spent the night scolding my oversexed schoolmates for their horrendous dancing (which really seemed to be more like gyrating than anything. Oh how I long for the days of ballroom dancing...) and lecturing those attempting to commence in underage drinking.

[barton]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I know I did.Went downtown and saw a bunch of awesome costumes. ...

That doesn't sound very appealing at all.

I let the dogs out to watch our small compound, in case any trick or treaters showed up. Then watched out for a few of the kids from my church as they went out and had some fun spray painting scriptures on a few faggot cars we found a few blocks away.

They also knocked some sense into a butt-buddy couple dressed in drag (probably not related to the cars). I had to step in at the beginning to help out but I stood back after that. I think it's important for our kids to engage in these kinds of activities together as their own group. They are our future leaders, after all.... was just tough for them to get these queers to the ground at first (the kids are only 5 and 6 years old).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I know I did.Went downtown and saw a bunch of awesome costumes.Saw a pretty good 7ft. tall Jack Skellington and a Jigsaw on a trike.Also saw a sexy Mad Hatter and a tampon dispenser.

So how was your guys' Halloweens?

I bagged the most witches again this year.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I bagged the most witches again this year.

How many?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

We did our witch hunt on Saturday. Unfortunately, three of them had already expired by the time we released them.

The three witches that Seth Campbell transferred to TermiWix were near death when Luke got them, and he had no choice but to put them down. They could not be saved.

So don't be blaming TermiWix!

I'm sorry you didn't have a good time with the three hordes released in the weeks leading up to Halloween, or the six-coven horde released Friday night.

You did know the release was Friday night, didn't you? Pastor Ezekiel got dozens with his servants hunting for him clever use of snares and booby traps.

[Nobar King]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I heard that two kids got stabbed in my neighborhood right on the next block. They were lucky and survived; the Good Lord must have future plans for them. Or, maybe He just wants them to enjoy learn from the pain and all of the huge scars from their surgeries.

It is events like this that should put the fear of God into people and convince them to stop all of this Halloween nonsense.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I saw . . . a tampon dispenser.

If you're a "Dude", why were you in the ladies' restroom?

Are you some kind of pervert?

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I know I did.Went downtown and saw a bunch of awesome costumes.Saw a pretty good 7ft. tall Jack Skellington and a Jigsaw on a trike.Also saw a sexy Mad Hatter and a tampon dispenser.

So how was your guys' Halloweens?

My birthday falls on October 31st, so I had a pretty good Halloween.

Rev. Rodimer: I think he means that he saw someone dressed in a tampon dispenser costume.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

The three witches that Seth Campbell transferred to TermiWix were near death when Luke got them, and he had no choice but to put them down. They could not be saved.

So don't be blaming TermiWix!

Hey, if they had eaten the kibble, they would have been fine. But no, they were too good to eat the kibble, they were too high and mighty to drink water from a bucket. Do you know, they even threw their bucket at Leroy No instead they wanted me to take them into the house and treat them like royalty and buy them special organic crap.

I'm sorry you didn't have a good time with the three hordes released in the weeks leading up to Halloween, or the six-coven horde released Friday night.

I'm glad that Set was even in the running. He really enjoyed his first season.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

So how was your guys' Halloweens?

We had a fun party! I got dressed up as a witch.

[Lisa H]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

We had a fun party! I got dressed up as a witch.

I thought you said you got dressed up.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I lectured all the children that came to our house about the slippery slope that expecting a handout can lead to. To liven up the lesson, I used slides of dead bums to show them how they'll end up. Some of them cried, but I doubt they'll forget.

[handmaiden]

Re: So did anybody have a good Halloween?

I lectured all the children that came to our house about the slippery slope that expecting a handout can lead to. To liven up the lesson, I used slides of dead bums to show them how they'll end up. Some of them cried, but I doubt they'll forget.

You make an excellent point, Brother Worthington! So many modern parents cringe in dismay the moment that their children start to cry, that they are afraid to teach them any lessons at all!

"Goodness", they think, "My 15 month old toddler is unhappy! I must immediately give him or her whatever it takes to keep them from crying! Surely, these tears will scar them for life!"

Really, folks-- the only thing that scars for life is a thin, leather strap applied to raw skin. Everything else just bruises. And bruises heal.


Realistically Yours,

Handmaiden