[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Are explosives going to be allowed this year?

Little is funnier that seeing a witch take the bait of a a little niglett ankle chained to a post that was swaged into the ground.
The look on the witches face when she realizes a bomb is there and the count down clock shows three seconds. Really quite priceless.

Attached to tame muslims? Only seems fair letting them participate in a way they are familiar with.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I got one, I got one!!!

Sorry for exuding pride but I think I got my first witch. This one was doing door to door looking for 'donations' i,e Souls. She said she was collectiong for the orpahanage, so I don't know if she wanted money or if she was looking for little souls to take with her to abuse.

As soon as I saw her step foot on my land I got my trustee German Shepherd and set him on her. He has been trained not to kill unless, well you know, anyway he had her in a vice like grip so I got her and put a sack over her head and strung her up in the barn. I have a picture of the vile creature below, so those of a nervous disposition avert your gaze, but she looks uncannily like that bride of satan mother theresa.

Notice the deep set eyes, haggard appearance and demonic mary chains around her neck and hands. Pure witch material!

[Proud Faroese]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Is that witch also a muslim?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Is that witch also a muslim?

Witch, Musilm, Socialist or Atheist, they are all the same - they all are worshiping Satan.

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Wtich Hunt!

It wouldn’t be fair if I wouldn’t get some extra bonus points for ears of this bitch witch :

She's really green? I thought that was our TV set back then.

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

What do we do with familiars? I have a garage full of cats, a box of toads and a very angry billy goat that I don't know what to do with.

I understand cat eyes are very good for playing marbles and a cat's paw makes a very handy nail puller. I understand that some restaurants serve toad legs as a delicacy. You can use the goat to make feta cheese and they are fine eating. I think this year is going to be a very good one for you financially.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I have to admit to being a it disappointed here. My new minefield, thanks again for the mines Bob4God, blew over 100 witches to pieces and I have the video footage to prove it. Yet they don't count for the competition because there is nothing left after these explosions. I really think the rules should be changed to allow the use of more powerful weapons against these witches! We are, after all, doing God's work here.

Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Y'all up in Freehold are lucky. Our witch-hunting season doesn't start until tomorrow morning. Bow season started two weeks ago, but I got so much joint pain now I can't draw a bow anymore.

I'll be out there early in the morning tomorrow. I'll see if I can't catch up to some of you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Please, be absolutely sure of your targets my friends. I don't want to go into specifics, but let's just say some of the "emo" girls around here can be...confusing.

What are they thinking? It's not like I wear a panda suit in the woods, c'mon! Be a little considerate already.



YiC,

Zech
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[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Please, be absolutely sure of your targets my friends. I don't want to go into specifics, but let's just say some of the "emo" girls around here can be...confusing.

Confusing? If it is a woman and she is in the woods she must be a witch. Why else would a women be in the woods?

Men who dress or behave like women are witches too by the way. Got two of those doing unspeakable things behind a tree yesterday. They are burning in Hell now.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

jack pot! I tracked the two covens, and they crossed tracks with a third coven! That's going to be 36 at once, when the rut peaks and they all meet up!

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I almost had one. What's up with those brooms? Why didn't anyone tell me that witches really can fly?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Before the season opens I always set up my stand and attempt to photograph likely coven meetings, kind of getting aquainted with them every year. You have to remember that satan and his minions have no issues with changing the looks of things, I don't believe they have any sense of history.
In one picture you will see a vacationing witch using her broom in another you note why they don't vacation at the normal resorts, they can not immerse themselves in the water.




These are 3 witches I bagged last night just at sunset. As you can see I like to trap them not just go for the quick shot. Anybody got suggestions for this mini coven? I got them stowed away waiting for a bonfire.

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Before the season opens I always set up my stand and attempt to photograph likely coven meetings, kind of getting aquainted with them every year. You have to remember that satan and his minions have no issues with changing the looks of things, I don't believe they have any sense of history.
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These are 3 witches I bagged last night just at sunset. As you can see I like to trap them not just go for the quick shot. Anybody got suggestions for this mini coven? I got them stowed away waiting for a bonfire.

I don't see any chains on them. You better be careful or they might just roll away board and all. They are as round as they are tall and their heads look awfully big. Are you sure they are not hiding something under those bonnets?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I don't see any chains on them. You better be careful or they might just roll away board and all. They are as round as they are tall and their heads look awfully big. Are you sure they are not hiding something under those bonnets?

I read a treastise from a 17th Century witch pricker from Edinburgh Scotland and he instructed them to be separated from their familiar and they lose their will to escape. That and hobble their legs just at the knees has always worked for me. Notice the recycling, that was originally a 3 holer outhouse that I tore down years ago. You save something and eventually a need will arise for it.