[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

In that case, no.

In order to get a license to hunt witches, you need to be a True Christian™.

Good save, Pastor!

This overzealous and uneducated fool might well have launched into a killing spree; randomly selecting women based on some entirely arbitrary concept of what a witch actually is. Before you know it, a legion of unwitting and entirely innocent young and innocent women could be languishing in a pit of torment at his hands while the real witches looked on, cackling at his foolishness.

Let this be a lesson to all the unsaved! You are trying to run before you can walk and must instead read the Holy Bible of King James over and over.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

In that case, no.

In order to get a license to hunt witches, you need to be a True Christian™.

These Unsaved will never understand the tremendous responsibility the Lord has set before True Christians in this matter. Do they honestly believe we due this for fun? The Lord commands, we obey, end of story!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I'm sorry, I meant "I".

In that case, no.

In order to get a license to hunt witches, you need to be a True Christian(tm).

[Mason the Shrimp]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Who is this "we" you're talking about?

I'm sorry, I meant "I".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

What do these witches look like?
Are we killing people who we think are witches?

Who is this "we" you're talking about?

[Mason the Shrimp]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

What do these witches look like?
Are we killing people who we think are witches?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I've set up speakers and a looped tape reading Leviticus 24 hours, tomorrow, Deut! I suppose it echos a bit down there in the pit. I want to say Miss Trickle's kindergarten class was very well behaved and enthusiastic today and was surprised how many verses they knew as they were shouting down into the pit and throwing in pebbles.
Boy, my heart jumped in my throat when little Robbie almost got too close and almost fell in! Miss Trickle was very quick though and grabbed him before he would have been torn limb from limb by evil Wiccans!
Landover should be proud to have such a fine young lady like Miss Trickle working in the kindergarten.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Hahaha I got another Bwitch!!!!

My second so far. Well known British psycho, I talk to dead people Sally Morgan..



And yes the coat hanger she's holding, that was the weapon I used. Fat people are automatically attracted to anything with the XXXXXXL label and that's all I used as bait.

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I got them! 39 wiccans all in a pit! They're still alive and I've started throwing Chick tracts in for them to read.

I set up some thin lattice over Dead Deer pit in the woods, covered it with leaves, and baited it with what looked like Christian babies. But it was just an old cassette player with a tape of babies crying and some realistic looking dolls. You might say they fell for it! (ROTFWJ!)
If you want to bring your kids around to taunt them just come on over. I've also been throwing down some meat, because those pasty people look like vegetarians to me. Do I get xtra points if I convert them?

I don't know if you will get extra points for the contest but I'm sure Jesus will give you some.

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"
"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service."
"Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point."
"One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.
"TWO POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"

"Come on in!"

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I got them! 39 wiccans all in a pit! They're still alive and I've started throwing Chick tracts in for them to read.

I set up some thin lattice over Dead Deer pit in the woods, covered it with leaves, and baited it with what looked like Christian babies. But it was just an old cassette player with a tape of babies crying and some realistic looking dolls. You might say they fell for it! (ROTFWJ!)
If you want to bring your kids around to taunt them just come on over. I've also been throwing down some meat, because those pasty people look like vegetarians to me. Do I get xtra points if I convert them?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I'm sorry. I just wanted people to remember what we're all up against, even with her in the grave.

That picture reveals her hungry claws, too ( ! ! ! )


Mathew 4:10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan!

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Are you Menfolk seeing fewer witches out there this year?

I'm wondering if with the Head Witch Liz Taylor burning in h*ll now, if some of the group power connecting them all disipated a little?
.

Mistress Cookie, what were you thinking? That picture is scary. I'm going to have nightmares.

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I CAUGHT ONE!!! I finally caught my first witch. Boy is this ever intoxicating. Doing God's work sure gives one a high. This is how I did it:

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Are you Menfolk seeing fewer witches out there this year?

I'm wondering if with the Head Witch Liz Taylor burning in h*ll now, if some of the group power connecting them all disipated a little?
.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

So these do-gooders are collecting proven witches together in one place?