[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Originally Posted by Bible Student
I don't see any chains on them. You better be careful or they might just roll away board and all. They are as round as they are tall and their heads look awfully big. Are you sure they are not hiding something under those bonnets?

I read a treastise from a 17th Century witch pricker from Edinburgh Scotland and he instructed them to be separated from their familiar and they lose their will to escape. That and hobble their legs just at the knees has always worked for me. Notice the recycling, that was originally a 3 holer outhouse that I tore down years ago. You save something and eventually a need will arise for it.

Very ingenious use of recycling there. Much better than building bombs and landmines. I just don't see the sport in those. It is almost like shooting a deer with a high powered rifle with scope which is not nearly as sporting as running down the deer with a Bowie knife. Rifles are for couch potatoes.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Very ingenious use of recycling there. Much better than building bombs and landmines. I just don't see the sport in those. It is almost like shooting a deer with a high powered rifle with scope which is not nearly as sporting as running down the deer with a Bowie knife. Rifles are for couch potatoes.

You use a knife? What's wrong with jumping out of a tree and strangling one?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

You use a knife? What's wrong with jumping out of a tree and strangling one?

For goodness sake! Real men pick them up and bash them against the tree.

[Proud Faroese]

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Who else is missing the good old days when witch hunt was a nationwide and generally accepted activity? This will be America one day when the Godly Republicans win, and i look forward to it

[Benedict A. Davis]

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This 15 year old was outed as a witch by her local Pastor in Nigeria. So what is a mother to do? Mother of 15 year old Mary sawed the top of her skull open and doused her with caustic soda. The girl lived, only proving the Pastor correct!

Accused child witches Jane, left, and Mary, right, stand with other children accused of witchcraft at the Children's Rights and Rehabilitation Network in Eket, Nigeria, on Aug. 18, 2009. Jane's mother tried to saw off the top of her skull after a pastor denounced her and Mary, 15, is just beginning to think about boys and how they will look at the scar tissue on her face caused when her mother doused her in caustic soda.

"It is an outrage what they are allowing to take place in the name of Christianity," said Gary Foxcroft, head of nonprofit Stepping Stones Nigeria.

This just proves that when your Pastor tells you something you should definitely listen to what he says and act accordingly.

[Redeemed Papist]

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So these do-gooders are collecting proven witches together in one place?

[Mistress Cookie]

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Are you Menfolk seeing fewer witches out there this year?

I'm wondering if with the Head Witch Liz Taylor burning in h*ll now, if some of the group power connecting them all disipated a little?
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[Bible Student]

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I CAUGHT ONE!!! I finally caught my first witch. Boy is this ever intoxicating. Doing God's work sure gives one a high. This is how I did it:

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Are you Menfolk seeing fewer witches out there this year?

I'm wondering if with the Head Witch Liz Taylor burning in h*ll now, if some of the group power connecting them all disipated a little?
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Mistress Cookie, what were you thinking? That picture is scary. I'm going to have nightmares.

[Mistress Cookie]

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I'm sorry. I just wanted people to remember what we're all up against, even with her in the grave.

That picture reveals her hungry claws, too ( ! ! ! )


Mathew 4:10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan!

[eliot mayfield]

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I got them! 39 wiccans all in a pit! They're still alive and I've started throwing Chick tracts in for them to read.

I set up some thin lattice over Dead Deer pit in the woods, covered it with leaves, and baited it with what looked like Christian babies. But it was just an old cassette player with a tape of babies crying and some realistic looking dolls. You might say they fell for it! (ROTFWJ!)
If you want to bring your kids around to taunt them just come on over. I've also been throwing down some meat, because those pasty people look like vegetarians to me. Do I get xtra points if I convert them?

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I got them! 39 wiccans all in a pit! They're still alive and I've started throwing Chick tracts in for them to read.

I set up some thin lattice over Dead Deer pit in the woods, covered it with leaves, and baited it with what looked like Christian babies. But it was just an old cassette player with a tape of babies crying and some realistic looking dolls. You might say they fell for it! (ROTFWJ!)
If you want to bring your kids around to taunt them just come on over. I've also been throwing down some meat, because those pasty people look like vegetarians to me. Do I get xtra points if I convert them?

I don't know if you will get extra points for the contest but I'm sure Jesus will give you some.

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"
"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service."
"Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point."
"One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.
"TWO POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"

"Come on in!"

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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Hahaha I got another Bwitch!!!!

My second so far. Well known British psycho, I talk to dead people Sally Morgan..



And yes the coat hanger she's holding, that was the weapon I used. Fat people are automatically attracted to anything with the XXXXXXL label and that's all I used as bait.

[eliot mayfield]

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I've set up speakers and a looped tape reading Leviticus 24 hours, tomorrow, Deut! I suppose it echos a bit down there in the pit. I want to say Miss Trickle's kindergarten class was very well behaved and enthusiastic today and was surprised how many verses they knew as they were shouting down into the pit and throwing in pebbles.
Boy, my heart jumped in my throat when little Robbie almost got too close and almost fell in! Miss Trickle was very quick though and grabbed him before he would have been torn limb from limb by evil Wiccans!
Landover should be proud to have such a fine young lady like Miss Trickle working in the kindergarten.

[Mason the Shrimp]

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What do these witches look like?
Are we killing people who we think are witches?