[Des]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Come to think of it, my Wickedan neighbor is a little on the plump side, and some of her coven garb themselves in circus tents. Perhaps I should follow them on their next outing and see what they're up to.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I actually went to a piano bar with my boyfriend and two other couples. .

A piano bar????

Did you all sing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and "the Man That Got Away"????

But about the wicker people weight gain: I think it's because they have so many demons and evil spirits (and LIES) living insids them.

They take up room.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Much better to have a double chin and be ghostly white, right chunky butt?

Matthew 7:1-5 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

Dude it sounds like you're trying to hex me or something, and I like my pale complexion. I'm still going through puberty so my flaws are temporary while her's aren't leaving. I think I prefer Mormons, much nicer and clean cut with nice houses for god.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I am so envious of that double chin and dish-water hair with burnt skin

Much better to have a double chin and be ghostly white, right chunky butt?

Matthew 7:1-5 1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I am so envious of that beautiful face and gorgeous hair with radiant skin

Why, of course you are. You need to kneel down and receive Jesus: then you will start to look less like a zit faced lesbean.

YBIC

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!

I am so envious of that double chin and dish-water hair with burnt skin

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Here is a typical Wiccan. This is a somewhat rare picture, as it is not eating anything.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?

To paraphrase Augustine of Hippo, you are like a wingless creature that crawls upon the earth and, while soaring no higher than the leap of a frog, mocks the birds in their nests above.

Friend, we are saved. We are going to heaven. You are going to hell. We live with the right type of knowledge. Not the lies of your prophet Gerald Gardner whose teachings invariably lead to eternal damnation.

[Black Knight]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab.

YBIC

So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?

[liveandlove]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.

Only if i over indulge with the food

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.

And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab. There's stupid, stupider, really stupid, and then, far away in the distance, there is a speck of dirt.

That's you. Way beyond the scale of stupidity, way past imbecile, just this side of brain dead.

YBIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent

Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.

[liveandlove]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!

I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent

[Black Knight]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!

All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

funny for me i wanted to be outside much more and i started walking and running with friends not i am in great shape

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!