Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

I personaly consider myself a beautiful person inside and out and I think I am reasonably intelligent...does that automatically make me a witch or the devil? Even though I do not believe in either? I think not.

Rev. Dr Fingers is not interested what it's like inside you. Your status regarding bondage to satan is determined by your own words:

If you go to my profile you can see I am not an atheist but I guess being agnostic would still put me in that category in your eyes.

For anyone interested, her profile is HERE

Agnostic and loving it

You are an unregenerate heathen because you deny The Truth of God's Word —> He says one thing: you think something else.

He tells you how to worship Him: you disagree.

II CHRONICLES 15
12 And they entred into a couenant to seeke the Lord God of their fathers, with all their heart and with all their soule:
13 That whosoeuer would not seeke the Lord God of Israel, should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
14 And they sware vnto the Lord with a loud voice, and with shouting, and with trumpets, and with cornets.
15 And all Iudah reioyced at the oath: for they had sworne with all their heart, & sought him with their whole desire, and he was found of them: and the Lord gaue them rest round about.
©1611

No doubt you disagree with that sentiment (because it's so "beautiful inside" you). God responded to others like you in this way:

ZEPHANIAH 2
10 This shall they haue for their pride, because they haue reproched and magnified themselues against the people of the Lord of hostes.
11 The Lord will be terrible vnto them: for he will famish all the gods of the earth, and men shall worship him, euery one from his place, euen all the Iles of the heathen.
©1611

Praise Him!

[peaceandlove420]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

The empirical data is quite clear friend - just look at ANY wicker witch. The fact is Wicker witches get bloated from years of baby eating and dancing with goats.

I sincerely doubt anyone who is not living in a third world village in South America and South Africa is eating babies. Some tribes in these villages are the only ones around the world who still practice cannibalism.

And what proof do you have of this anyway? You cannot even prove this is in fact what Wiccans do.

Most definitely not. The demon-ravaging has left them bloated parodies of their former selves. Trust a hateful atheist to be flippant about such misery!

If you go to my profile you can see I am not an atheist but I guess being agnostic would still put me in that category in your eyes. Those pictures are clearly not the same women in their "before and after" pictures. It is so obvious whoever posted this just took pictures of attractive skinny women and replaced them with random photos of obese women.

So be wary, it's a fact that a woman's intelligence is inversely proportionate to her beauty... If you ever meet a woman who's both beautiful and intelligent... Chances are she's a powerful witch, or the Devil.

I personaly consider myself a beautiful person inside and out and I think I am reasonably intelligent...does that automatically make me a witch or the devil? Even though I do not believe in either? I think not.

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

This may be a shocking revaluation for you.

Describing someone filling a gas tank is normal and mundane to us, but try to understand what it's like if you never had the gift of sight.

You're able to see the Wiccans in their bulbous grotesque visages because you've always been blessed with the light of God and can see through their magics. To any other heathen, they look sprite, lean, and supple. Once the Wiccan falls into the "Easy Way" and just makes themselves look good through magics, they tend to gorge on whatever they like and en masse. Giving into Gluttony, Sloth, and Pride whenever they can.

So be wary, it's a fact that a woman's intelligence is inversely proportionate to her beauty... If you ever meet a woman who's both beautiful and intelligent... Chances are she's a powerful witch, or the Devil.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Wow. These are clearly NOT the same people.

Where is the study report? Where are the reports of samples, procedures, and empirical data to back up this claim that Wicca makes people unattractive?

Most definitely not. The demon-ravaging has left them bloated parodies of their former selves. Trust a hateful atheist to be flippant about such misery!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

Wow. These are clearly NOT the same people.

Where is the study report? Where are the reports of samples, procedures, and empirical data to back up this claim that Wicca makes people unattractive?

The empirical data is quite clear friend - just look at ANY wicker witch. The fact is Wicker witches get bloated from years of baby eating and dancing with goats.

[peaceandlove420]

Re: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

This brief article will be trying to discover the reason why Wiccans are so incredibly unattractive.

The question.

Are they fat and ugly, so they decide to become witches to get the attention they seek?

Maybe it is that reading Gerald Gardner makes these women crave Twinkies and Bon Bons?

Or could it be something more sinister is at hand?

At first glance it would seem to be patently obvious that these women are attention starved, so they turn to a fake religion made up in the 1950's by Gerald Gardner, in which they are the dominant prophets and teachers. It seems such a simple explanation. It's wish fulfillment. They get to pretend like they have magical powers and that they are beautiful creatures of a goddess, when in fact nothing further could be from the truth. They are summoning Satan's demons. I don't care if you Wickers don't believe in Satan, because he believes in you!

Maybe they all started out as beautiful women and reading Gardner makes them more ravenous than a dozen teenage boys high on the marihuana? At first glance this statement makes no sense. How could reading some fake magic book deform these women so horribly?

Through countless hours of labor at the Landover Scientifical Studies, we have come up with an answer that might just shock you. The results are astounding!

The Findings of the research.

Back in 2003 Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. ran into this pair of young aspiring Wiccans.



Even then, you could see the wrinkles and fat folds beginning to rapidly take hold of these decent looking (for whore tramps) women.

Using advanced facial recognition technology, we have found them today.

The one on the left. A mere few years later, the results have been horrible to behold.




For the one on the right, time has even been nearly as unkind.



Do you think this is just a coincidence? Let us assure you it is not!

This picture was taken of a Wiccan girl who called herself Forest Godess in 1997.



Notice she is already growing the fat arms and ample gut she is trying to hide with her clothes and pose.

But look at her in 2011 in a psychology magazine!



The same principle works with men. See this fellow back in 2004.



He had obviously already been practicing Wicca for five years.

Look at his poor demon ravaged body today.




Findings:

Our scienticians have come to the amazing conclusion that in fact Wicca makes these people fat and unattractive. We have found that it's the hole that Jesus leaves in the soul that the practitioner of evil arts is trying to fill with peanut butter and ice cream.

The constant summoning of demons and handling evil familiars ages these women quickly as well. The image of the witch as an evil old looking crone is based on reality.

Wow. These are clearly NOT the same people.

Where is the study report? Where are the reports of samples, procedures, and empirical data to back up this claim that Wicca makes people unattractive?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

This brief article will be trying to discover the reason why Wiccans are so incredibly unattractive.

The question.

Are they fat and ugly, so they decide to become witches to get the attention they seek?

Maybe it is that reading Gerald Gardner makes these women crave Twinkies and Bon Bons?

Or could it be something more sinister is at hand?

At first glance it would seem to be patently obvious that these women are attention starved, so they turn to a fake religion made up in the 1950's by Gerald Gardner, in which they are the dominant prophets and teachers. It seems such a simple explanation. It's wish fulfillment. They get to pretend like they have magical powers and that they are beautiful creatures of a goddess, when in fact nothing further could be from the truth. They are summoning Satan's demons. I don't care if you Wickers don't believe in Satan, because he believes in you!

Maybe they all started out as beautiful women and reading Gardner makes them more ravenous than a dozen teenage boys high on the marihuana? At first glance this statement makes no sense. How could reading some fake magic book deform these women so horribly?

Through countless hours of labor at the Landover Scientifical Studies, we have come up with an answer that might just shock you. The results are astounding!

The Findings of the research.

Back in 2006 Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. ran into this pair of young aspiring Wiccans.



Even then, you could see the wrinkles and fat folds beginning to rapidly take hold of these decent looking (for whore tramps) women.

Using advanced facial recognition technology, we have found them today.

The one on the left. A mere few years later, the results have been horrible to behold.




For the one on the right, time has even been nearly as unkind.



Do you think this is just a coincidence? Let us assure you it is not!

This picture was taken of a Wiccan girl who called herself Forest Godess in 2001.



Notice she is already growing the fat arms and ample gut she is trying to hide with her clothes and pose.

But look at her in 2013 in a psychology magazine!



The same principle works with men. See this fellow back in 2008.



He had obviously already been practicing Wicca for five years.

Look at his poor demon ravaged body today.




Findings:

Our scienticians have come to the amazing conclusion that in fact Wicca makes these people fat and unattractive. We have found that it's the hole that Jesus leaves in the soul that the practitioner of evil arts is trying to fill with peanut butter, ice cream and Christian babies.

The constant summoning of demons and handling evil familiars ages these women quickly as well. The image of the witch as an evil old looking crone is based on reality.