Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

What's that? You were unconvinced that My Little Pony and Halloween, especially pumpkins, are evil?

Here is evidence. "Pumpkin Cake" is a Cthulhu-like Pony whose sole purpose in life is to eat everything on the planet! What other evidence have you found?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oops, I see the picture isn't showing up everywhere. Let's try this:

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Just seeing a single image like this is enough to forever convince me of the evils of this hideous machination of Satan!

[Brother Jeremiah]

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Oh my! I can't believe my neighbor lets his 5-year old daughter watches this show!

[Henry Poppendorfer]

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I have always had to remind my children this time of year that the most insidious form of Satanic worship arrives in glitter and drag! How is my son supposed to react when most of his classmates have taken up this "brony" bandwagon and decided that being a homosexual zoophile is now what's "hip & happening" in "da hood?" Well, at least Satan's keeping me busy inventing new things for me to protect my children from!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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It keeps getting worse, I tell you!

[Brother Helge]

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It keeps getting worse, I tell you!

Oh... Is that horse being both orally and anally raped by cephalopods?
Disgusting...

[MitzaLizalor]

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The saddle's a rather unusual shape, Revd M.

[James Hutchins]

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I would think parents would be concerned that their child, if wearing a MLP 'costume' (really a furry in the making, if you ask me). They should be concerned about the child getting shot. My family always shoots all demons.

Does anyone know if a MLP is shot, does it count toward the 'Witch Hunt 2012' count?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I would think parents would be concerned that their child, if wearing a MLP 'costume' (really a furry in the making, if you ask me). They should be concerned about the child getting shot. My family always shoots all demons.

Does anyone know if a MLP is shot, does it count toward the 'Witch Hunt 2012' count?

If it's one of these, it sure does!

[Cathy B.]

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A friend of mine wrote about her experiences with the Occult, including My Little Pony. It is preserved on a website called "Jesus Is Lord".

I knew I had to get rid of my occult things so I threw away everything--books, jewelry, tarot cards, toys I bought for the kids (He Man, My Little Pony--I even stripped the sheets off the kids beds because of the pictures on them). I went wild cleaning house--there were 19 trash bags out in front of the house next day. I got a King James Bible and devoured it. I read most of the day. After I read the Bible thru once, I began again. I lived and breathed Jesus Christ.

Here I am 14 years later and I thank the Lord Jesus Christ for cleaning me up and setting me on my feet and covering me with himself. Thank you Lord Jesus! I am free of Satan!

Please use anything I have, say or write as you need to...there certainly ARE lots of witches and druids out there. They are young and very well educated as far as the world's standards go. They are wise in evil and their foolish hearts want only to discover themselves with all their self esteem mess. What do we expect? After throwing the Bible out of the state schools in 1962 (was it?) or 1963, we have not become atheists (there is no such thing). We have turned to magic and the occult. We have lost an entire generation to Satan and it's only going to get worse.

Most people don't believe Christians when we warn them about things like My Little Pony, or He-man, or sheets with children's pictures that invite Spiritual Attack. I work in a Christian school and I can tell you first hand just how safe we are, pleading the Blood of Jesus over our school and laying hands on and praying over our school kids. The public school children don't get any of this kind of protection and look at what happened in Columbine!

I don't have any children (yet, but I have put my faith in Jesus!), but I still do a major Spiritual Cleansing of my own home many times in the year, just in case I brought something in that would invite demonic influences in my home. I am with children all day and sometimes they make things for me and I can never tell if the things they used were once used to play Harry Potter or My Little Pony first. 19 garbage bags is nothing when purging a house for the glory of God!

[Iamthefool]

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Seriously? This is getting annoying your making a Show full of Technicolor Ponies trying to teach us Humans as fucked as we are about friendship. (Also meet the Brony)

Also I should tell you. I attend a Baptist Church up here in*STATE REMOVED* and YOU are not close to the values of us Baptists.

Also please stop being like Westboro Baptist Chruch you are THE EXACT same thing as them except you don't go around in Public PISSING AMERICA AND THE WORLD OFF.

[Adilene]

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Seriously? This is getting annoying your making a Show full of Technicolor Ponies trying to teach us Humans as piffleed as we are about friendship. (Also meet the Brony)

Also I should tell you. I attend a Baptist Church up here in*STATE REMOVED* and YOU are not close to the values of us Baptists.

Also please stop being like Westboro Baptist Chruch you are THE EXACT same thing as them except you don't go around in Public PISSING AMERICA AND THE WORLD OFF.

I find it hard to believe you attend a church at all! This forum is the most perfect example of a true believer! I would call it perfect. Also please cut out your potty mouth. Thanks!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Seriously? This is getting annoying your making a Show full of Technicolor Ponies trying to teach us Humans as piffleed as we are about friendship. (Also meet the Brony)

This doesn't even make sense.

We're not making a show. Sick Hellyweird perverts made the show.

And what is "Meet the Brony"? A new late-night cable TV feature, where pathetic basement-dwelling losers are interviewed about their favorite My Little Porny characters to "clop" over?

Disgusting, the things those people come up with.

Wouldn't you rather come to Jesus instead of fantasizing about talking ponies? Why not head over to the Introduction Forum and tell us about your church and your walk with Jesus?

[Didymus Much]

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...Also I should tell you. I attend a Baptist Church up here in*STATE REMOVED* and YOU are not close to the values of us Baptists...

So your church doesn't obey the Bible 100% like these folks do. I'm not all that surprised, as most disobey the Bible, such as by letting women speak (they even preach at some, in direct contradiction of 1 Corinthians 14:34-35). It's too bad, though, because the Bible says if you permit that, then you AREN'T going to Heaven (in James 2:10).

...Also please stop being like Westboro Baptist Chruch you are THE EXACT same thing as them...

Westboro? Don't make me laugh. Did you know that Fred Phelps (the head of that household and church) ran for office five times, every time as a Democrat?

...except you don't go around in Public PISSING AMERICA AND THE WORLD OFF.

It's not for lack of effort.