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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14573

    #31
    Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

    Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
    It would be a GOD who loves all, are you worthy? Are any of us worthy? No. No human can or ever will be worthy of GOD's blessings yet we receive them nonetheless.
    Well, then I need to repeat Mr Much's question: where are you getting your information about this "God"?

    And I also have a question for Mr Much because it get very confusing for me sometimes and people go on about yiffing and clopping and I don't like to appear ignorant - are the two synonymous? The people in question are a bit strange, I thought you might be down with the lingo.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #32
      Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

      Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
      It would be a GOD who loves all, are you worthy?...
      If God loves all, then all are worthy of His love, by definition.

      ...Are any of us worthy? No. No human can or ever will be worthy of GOD's blessings yet we receive them nonetheless.
      So God treats everyone NOT as they deserve? Why do you worship a capricious bastard?

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #33
        Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        ...people go on about yiffing and clopping and I don't like to appear ignorant - are the two synonymous?...
        No. Clopping is the term used for masturbation (an onomatopoeic for hooves striking) among the MyLittleClonies , and yiffing refers to sex (of any variety, but usually means fully "clothed" [fur-suited] dry-humping) between perfurts.

        Neither of those activities hold any allure for me, but there is a separate phenomena called a "nekomimi" that I'll have to investigate further:

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22904

          #34
          Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

          I have never seen "My little Ponies" but I am reminded of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:

          Re:6:1: And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
          Re:6:2: And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
          Re:6:3: And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
          Re:6:4: And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
          Re:6:5: And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
          Re:6:6: And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
          Re:6:7: And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
          Re:6:8: And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

          We Christians pray for such things: we desire the death of the unbeliever so that the value of our faith will be shown as foretold:

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          And Jesus too will be there! And where then will the atheist, the socialist and the catholic be as they see their own works, which are of this world and not of God, destroyed before their eyes?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #35
            Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

            Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
            It would be a GOD who loves all, are you worthy? Are any of us worthy? No. No human can or ever will be worthy of GOD's blessings yet we receive them nonetheless.
            We are Saved(tm) because we adhere strictly to God's holy written word (the Bible(KJV1611)).

            Once we are Saved(tm) we cannot sin.

            God bless.
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Jonathan.Iris
              Unsaved trash
              • Nov 2013
              • 6

              #36
              Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              If God loves all, then all are worthy of His love, by definition.



              So God treats everyone NOT as they deserve? Why do you worship a capricious bastard?

              Why do you worship a hateful god? None of us are worthy of his love, what makes you think we are? Tell me exactly where in the Bible it says that humans are worthy of the Divine Creators love. Humans are disgusting, warlike creatures. GOD treats everyone as they deserve, everyone deserves to be treated equally to one another. No man, woman, or child is higher or lower than the one next to them. Everyone is a sinner, all of you have sinned. You have all lied, cheated, and hated your brother. I have too, I admit to this. GOD has said unto thee:"How can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take the speck out of your eye,' when you yourself fail to see the plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." none of you have any grounds to judge others' sins while you yourself have sinned.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #37
                Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

                Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
                Why do you worship a hateful god?...
                I don't (didn't you notice the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label the moderators here have been kind enough to give me?).

                The True Christians™ do because that's how God is described in the Bible. Do a search; "fear God" appears more often (280 times)in the King James Bible than "love God" (221 times).

                ...Tell me exactly where in the Bible it says that humans are worthy of the Divine Creators love...
                John 3:16. If you don't know that, I mean, c'mon dude.

                ...GOD treats everyone as they deserve...
                Err, no. See Deuteronomy 23:2, among others.

                ...everyone deserves to be treated equally to one another. No man, woman, or child is higher or lower than the one next to them...
                That's in the Constitution, not the Bible.

                ...none of you have any grounds to judge others' sins while you yourself have sinned.
                You should read this thread: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

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                • Jonathan.Iris
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 6

                  #38
                  Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

                  I do not have to explain my logic, nor my translation of scripture to any of you; take what I serve in any way you do. If you do not believe in GOD, then why waste your time on a religious site? Why not seek a more ambitious life with what time you have on Earth? (If you really are an atheist) Why the hostility? I wish to impart a grain of perception, and possibly if I am lucky, a bit more acceptance of your fellow man.

                  To make this more relevant to the thread, The pictures posted on the first page are re-imaginations of MLP:FIM from people who enjoy horror movies and spooky stories. It is the painters perception that covers the canvas, the paint just brings color.

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                  • Jonathan.Iris
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 6

                    #39
                    Sorry 'bout that people

                    Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
                    I do not have to explain my logic, nor my translation of scripture to any of you; take what I serve in any way you do. If you do not believe in GOD, then why waste your time on a religious site? Why not seek a more ambitious life with what time you have on Earth? (If you really are an atheist) Why the hostility? I wish to impart a grain of perception, and possibly if I am lucky, a bit more acceptance of your fellow man.

                    To make this more relevant to the thread, The pictures posted on the first page are re-imaginations of MLP:FIM from people who enjoy horror movies and spooky stories. It is the painters perception that covers the canvas, the paint just brings color.
                    Edit: this post is a response to Didymus Much's post, not to the general public.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #40
                      Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

                      Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
                      I do not have to explain my logic, nor my translation of scripture to any of you; take what I serve in any way you do...
                      Why do you get a free pass? Everyone here has to justify their position; the True Christians™ use the King James Bible, I use facts and logic.

                      ...If you do not believe in GOD, then why waste your time on a religious site?...
                      1) It's interesting that you classify time spent examining (and discussing with learned personages, such as the Pastors here) the Bible as "wasted".

                      2) As a Christian yourself (cough), you should be encouraging me in my discovery of the Word, like the True Christians™ do.

                      3) Am I not helping to ensure that people who profess to be Christian truly know the God that they're worshiping (in all His fearsome glory)?

                      ...Why not seek a more ambitious life with what time you have on Earth?...
                      What do you know of my life?

                      Here, I read, and I think, and I teach, and I learn, and I laugh and cry with friends. What more could one want?

                      ...(If you really are an atheist)...
                      Christians (unlike Muslims, with their concept of al-taqqiya) are not allowed to misrepresent or deny their faith. Someone who has read the whole Bible would know this.

                      ...Why the hostility? I wish to impart a grain of perception, and possibly if I am lucky, a bit more acceptance of your fellow man...
                      Both are non-Biblical concepts, which you tried to justify by blatantly misrepresenting the contents and message of the Bible.

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12993

                        #41
                        Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

                        Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
                        I do not have to explain my logic, nor my translation of scripture to any of you; take what I serve in any way you do. If you do not believe in GOD, then why waste your time on a religious site? Why not seek a more ambitious life with what time you have on Earth? (If you really are an atheist) Why the hostility? I wish to impart a grain of perception, and possibly if I am lucky, a bit more acceptance of your fellow man.
                        Originally posted by Jonathan.Iris View Post
                        Edit: this post is a response to Didymus Much's post, not to the general public.
                        You know, I've been asking myself exactly the same question, why an atheist would spend so much time studying the Bible as Didymus does? I guess atheists are just weird!
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • rabid fool
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 16

                          #42
                          Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

                          mention pumpkin cake derpy soaring rainbow dash vinyl scratch or spitfire and you'l regret putting this up

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #43
                            Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

                            Originally posted by rabid fool View Post
                            mention pumpkin cake derpy soaring rainbow dash vinyl scratch or spitfire and you'l regret putting this up
                            Is this some clopping lingo of bronies?

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                            • 420spreadthelove
                              Unsaved trash, dope-addicted demon
                              • Sep 2014
                              • 3

                              #44
                              Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              If it's one of these, it sure does!







                              Umm you do realize that second picture is from the Alien franchise right? Do your research bro.

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                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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