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  • Demon Test or Demon Spawn?

    I'm wary of the proposition here.. http://www.demontest.com/ If I have a demon in my midst (besides the Papism that I've only recently shunned), shouldn't it be in His plan to have it cast out?

    I smell a demon in pastor's clothing. Please give me enlightenment, bretheren.
    Recovering Catholic.

    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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    Re: Demon Test or Demon Spawn?

    Originally posted by Charlie the ex-papist View Post
    shouldn't it be in His plan to have it cast out?
    Most certainly.

    Matthew 10:8 "Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: Demon Test or Demon Spawn?

      Originally posted by Charlie the ex-papist View Post
      I'm wary of the proposition here.. http://www.demontest.com/ If I have a demon in my midst (besides the Papism that I've only recently shunned), shouldn't it be in His plan to have it cast out?

      I smell a demon in pastor's clothing. Please give me enlightenment, bretheren.
      Why would a pastor (if he were real) charge $9.95 so you could complete an online questionnaire to figure out if you have a demon?

      That would hardly cover his costs.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        Re: Demon Test or Demon Spawn?

        Originally posted by Charlie the ex-papist View Post
        I'm wary of the proposition here.. http://www.demontest.com/ If I have a demon in my midst (besides the Papism that I've only recently shunned), shouldn't it be in His plan to have it cast out?

        I smell a demon in pastor's clothing. Please give me enlightenment, bretheren.
        I charge $30,000 for that service. Salvation Guaranteed.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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