[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

I accept your spiritual path.

So you accept this doctrine?

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

- King James Bible, Exodus 22:18

[Scott Cole]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

blah blah blah

I accept your spiritual path. It's high time you accept mine.

No we dont, un like your hippie filled cult our actual Religion tells us to shun any other self proclaimed God

John 14:6 - Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Exodus 20:3-5 3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Deuteronomy 12:29-31 (one of my favorite)

John 1:1

1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:11

God Bless

[Scott Scenter]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

Well, why do you hate homosexuals?
What about other religions?

My religion teaches tolerance and peace. We accept homosexuals and do not try to convert others. I believe that is justified enough.

My child, you have been blinded by the forest where the witches and warlocks pretend to thrive. This "wicca" which is a derivation of "wicked" is based on what Aleister Crowley called "sex magic" and there is no way to believe that you can make a wish come true playing around with shit. You might as well try to teach flies to sing in the choir.

I am willing to bet that you like those movies about Harry Potter, and maybe even the books. Do you know that the woman that wrote these children's novels was a proper Christain? She spent her entire profitable life designing these stories to entice you into realm of consternation. As a woman, she is of course a false prophet, but your destiny is becoming clear to me now.

You must abstain from further idolatry. The marks on your skin will be with your for the rest of your life. It is clear to me now that your mission is to preach the word of our Lord.

I pray now, in the spirit of our holy father, that you are not Hispanic.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

Well, I'm sorry your spiritual path thinks that.

This is the spiritual path that you said you accept, so you presumably accept this part as well.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

My religion teaches tolerance and peace. We accept homosexuals and do not try to convert others. I believe that is justified enough.

Show me where basic tenets of your faith, such as the Rede and the Threefold Law, exist prior to the Twentieth Century and I will concede that your religion is old in some other sense than annoying.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

Wicca is real because, well, look around you. If the Goddess did not exist, all this beautiful nature would be dull and colorless.

First, how do you know that nature would be "dull and colorless" without a deity? Second, how do you know that that deity would necessarily be your deity and not someone else's? I've heard Christians use the same argument for the existence of their god.

Yup!

You've conclusively proved one thing, namely, that you don't know about ancient history. Ancient pagan societies were almost uniformly anything but tolerant and peaceful.

It was also around before Christianity.

Therefore, what?

Besides, why would anyone join a religion that doesn't teach peace?

Because the rulers would execute unbelievers in creative ways.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

Because the rulers would execute unbelievers in creative ways.

While true, I am personally more concerned about being immolated alive for all eternity.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

I am not lying, though I can see why you think that way.

And actually, my religion is one of few that do not try to convert people. Every Wiccan has found his or her way to the Goddess's moonlit path on their own.

You can see why I would think this way because you try to convince people to abandon . I will NEVER do that! Do you hear me NEVER!

He was THERE for me! He SAVED me! He REDEEMED MY USELESS LIFE! HE gave me reason to LIVE! You will NOT take that away from ME! I am literally in TEARS typing this! To think, you would try and convince me to join some pagan dress-up party to feel important, at the expense of worshiping the , is just too much!

I rebuke your attempts! In the name of ! GET THEE OUT SATAN'S MINION!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

You refused to truthfully answer my previous questions, but in His Glory gives me great patience so I will try again with some more questions.

How many serpents do you fit in your uterus before defiling yourself with a cross?

Before you slaughter a child on a desecrated altar for your dark master, do you dope them up on crystal meth or do you prefer they have all their senses so they are fully aware of the impending horror?

When Catholic priests give you your orders from Satan, do they also provide the children for sacrifice so they won't talk to the authorities?

When bathing in blood, do you submerse your head thinking it will give your hair fuller body and a lustrous shine?

Because you float in water, did it make you sad when you were a child that you couldn't dive for coins like the other kids?

Do rock and rollers use special equipment to record satanic messages backwards?

You'd better answer truthfully. The is watching and He knows.

[BethWilson]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

We're not the ones sticking barbed, tropical fruit in our hoo-ha's, dear.

Are you sure you don't?

[Brother Larry]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

You refused to truthfully answer my previous questions, but in His Glory gives me great patience so I will try again with some more questions.

How many serpents do you fit in your uterus before defiling yourself with a cross?

Before you slaughter a child on a desecrated altar for your dark master, do you dope them up on crystal meth or do you prefer they have all their senses so they are fully aware of the impending horror?

When Catholic priests give you your orders from Satan, do they also provide the children for sacrifice so they won't talk to the authorities?

When bathing in blood, do you submerse your head thinking it will give your hair fuller body and a lustrous shine?

Because you float in water, did it make you sad when you were a child that you couldn't dive for coins like the other kids?

Do rock and rollers use special equipment to record satanic messages backwards?

You'd better answer truthfully. The is watching and He knows.

Before I add to our wiccan friend's conversation, I have to say that Mrs. Whitford's questions are definitely ones that have been burning in people's minds for the longest time. How nice that we have someone willing to address them with sincerity rather than some of those slimey goth types claiming they are some dark princess of Agathora or Mucosia. Thank you, Mrs. Whitford, for having the presence of mind to ask, and I await with great eagerness the reply.

[Scott Cole]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

Are you sure you don't?

What a silly question, are you a bit 'special' dear? or does the idea of another women sticking that barbed fruit up their "hoo-ha's" get your sin meat all tingly?

[Proud Wiccan Girl]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

Before you slaughter a child on a desecrated altar for your dark master, do you dope them up on crystal meth or do you prefer they have all their senses so they are fully aware of the impending horror?

When Catholic priests give you your orders from Satan, do they also provide the children for sacrifice so they won't talk to the authorities?

When bathing in blood, do you submerse your head thinking it will give your hair fuller body and a lustrous shine?

Because you float in water, did it make you sad when you were a child that you couldn't dive for coins like the other kids?

Do rock and rollers use special equipment to record satanic messages backwards?

You'd better answer truthfully. The Lord is watching and He knows.

I'm guessing the "truthful" answer is yes to all of these?

Well too bad!

1. I don't slaughter children.

2. I have nothing to do with Cathlocism.

3. I bathe in water like the rest of you.

4. I happen to love diving.

5. And rock music isn't Satanic.

You can see why I would think this way because you try to convince people to abandon Jesus. I will NEVER do that! Do you hear me NEVER!

He was THERE for me! He SAVED me! He REDEEMED MY USELESS LIFE! HE gave me reason to LIVE! You will NOT take that away from ME! I am literally in TEARS typing this! To think, you would try and convince me to join some pagan dress-up party to feel important, at the expense of worshiping the , is just too much!

I rebuke your attempts! In the name of The Lord! GET THEE OUT SATAN'S MINION!

If you had finished reading what you replied to, it said that my religion doesn't try to convert people. So, no worries.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

Mr. Hutchins, I'm surprised you would teach your seven-year-old son that kind of language.

I'm sorry Jimmy, but I do not believe in Jesus. My god is female and welcomes all into Summerland. And I'm also very sorry you do not like me, because 'Chutes and Ladders' was one of my favorite games as a child.

Summerland? When you were a child? It is time to put childish things behind you.

Do you know the name of your goddess? Which ancient pagan goddess of many is she?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Questions about Wicca?

1. I don't slaughter children.

2. I have nothing to do with Cathlocism.

3. I bathe in water like the rest of you.

4. I happen to love diving.

5. And rock music isn't Satanic.

LIES! Lies from the MOUTH OF HELL! How can you live with yourselve, angering Jesus like this?!?! You DISGUST ME! Do you "french" kiss your mother with that lying tongue?!?!?