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  • 420spreadthelove
    Unsaved trash, dope-addicted demon
    • Sep 2014
    • 3
    #16
    Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

    Originally posted by FranklinAndPearl View Post
    Did you know that gays spread their disease on Halloween by injecting small amounts of blood into candy?
    You are horribly mistaken and quite frankly, an ignorant piece of ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***.

    [LINK MOCKING OLD PEOPLE REMOVED]

    The highest rate and transmission is through anal sex and that is still 1/123

    HIV is not transmitted through mucus membranes unless you have a sore in your mouth. So your child can happily drink all the HIV infected blood he wants.

    Also referring to homosexuals "gays" is incredibly offensive. You should be ashamed of yourself.
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 09-25-2014, 07:41 PM. Reason: This is a family friendly site - let's keep it clean!
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #17
        Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

        Originally posted by 420spreadthelove View Post
        your child can happily drink all the HIV infected blood he wants
        And you people wonder why we don't want to associate with you.

        Ew. Giving your children HIV infected blood to drink? Just ew.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8388
            #18
            Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

            Originally posted by 420spreadthelove View Post
            HIV is not transmitted through mucus membranes unless you have a sore in your mouth.
            The kind of children who go out soliciting candy from strangers - in my country it's only the Scotch, who I am told originated this vile custom - mostly do have sores in their mouths. And elsewhere, but let's not go into that here. So, what is your point exactly?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • Freddy Osborne
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2011
                • 538
                #19
                Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                Originally posted by 420spreadthelove View Post

                The highest rate and transmission is through anal sex and that is still 1/123
                No wonder they are constantly after our children.

                123 times is a weekend's work for the average homo.
                "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12559
                    #20
                    Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                    It bothers me to no end that each year Christmas become less holy and Halloween becomes more Satanic. Satan is winning this great spiritual war.

                    Landover Baptist stands alone fighting these two trends.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Ex-soccer player
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 285
                        #21
                        Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        It bothers me to no end that each year Christmas become less holy and Halloween becomes more Satanic. Satan is winning this great spiritual war.

                        Landover Baptist stands alone fighting these two trends.
                        Please don't feel depressed, satan is fighting hard but we know he won't prevail (Hebrews 2:14) We're not alone, Jesus is with us (1 John 4:15)!

                        Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you - James 4:7

                        COME LORD!!!
                        Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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                          • Anna Lee James
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2014
                            • 14
                            #22
                            Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                            It is actually a Mexican Tradition formally known as Day of the Dead. Use Google you idiot. Seriously do you guys have Google or ever leave the southern states?

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063
                                #23
                                Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                Originally posted by Anna Lee James View Post
                                It is actually a Mexican Tradition formally known as Day of the Dead. Use Google you idiot. Seriously do you guys have Google or ever leave the southern states?
                                Typical chuco's to worship Satan: one step away from those damned Cathlics.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                  • Anna Lee James
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Oct 2014
                                    • 14
                                    #24
                                    Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                    Your insane, like clinically. You should be checked out before one of you become the next Hitler.

                                    Follow these links to join the new Hitlers youth

                                    http://books.google.ca/books?id=3t2H...page&q&f=false

                                    We'd Like To Purchase Your Child
                                    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0203/childpurchase.html
                                    In these desparate times, many needy families are selling their children to churches like ours for some quick cash

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                                      • Didymus Much
                                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 14079
                                        #25
                                        Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                        Originally posted by Anna Lee James View Post
                                        Your insane, like clinically...
                                        "Your" = belongs to you. "You're" = contraction of "you are".

                                        ...You should be checked out before one of you become the next Hitler...
                                        Not much chance of that. Hitler was Catholic.

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                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                             
                                            • Jan 2012
                                            • 9063
                                            #26
                                            Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                            Originally posted by Anna Lee James View Post
                                            Your insane, like clinically. You should be checked out before one of you become the next Hitler.

                                            Follow these links to join the new Hitlers youth

                                            http://books.google.ca/books?id=3t2H...page&q&f=false

                                            http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...dpurchase.html
                                            Whatever happened to you that you have such hate for Jesus?

                                            I will pray for you.

                                            YIC
                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                              • Anna Lee James
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Oct 2014
                                                • 14
                                                #27
                                                Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                                AND THE CHILD ARMY PROPAGANDA!!!! I CAN SEE WHY MOST OTHER COUNTRIES HATE US IF THEY SEE THIS SORT OF THING. I CAN SEE WHY WE ARE BEING ATTACKED AND WHERE BOMBED. THIS FORUM IS THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA

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                                                  • Anna Lee James
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    • Oct 2014
                                                    • 14
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                                                    Whatever happened to you that you have such hate for Jesus?

                                                    I will pray for you.

                                                    YIC
                                                    Jesus doesn't handout video game consoles. Evidence of your corruption!

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                                                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 9063
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                                        Originally posted by Anna Lee James View Post
                                                        Jesus doesn't handout video game consoles. Evidence of your corruption!
                                                        Did you mean to reply to somebody else? I don't know what that means and I don't have an Atari or a Nintendo.

                                                        YIC
                                                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                          • 420SpeedDemon
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • Sep 2014
                                                            • 6
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                                                            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                                                            The kind of children who go out soliciting candy from strangers - in my country it's only the Scotch, who I am told originated this vile custom - mostly do have sores in their mouths. And elsewhere, but let's not go into that here. So, what is your point exactly?
                                                            We are Scots. Not Scotch. Your ignorance in defying our country is ridiculous. If you are to mock our great nation of freedom fighters and our customs I will have you raised on a state immediately and paraded around Kent.

                                                            When we crush you again like we did in Bannockburn, and we will. England will be no country of the free but of paupers. God has always been on the side of the Scots and we will fight for our freedom whether you like it or not.

                                                            *** removed huge gay Scotchman sex poster ***
                                                            Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 10-03-2014, 09:42 AM. Reason: Revmoved offensive image.

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