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  • What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

    I've decided to hand out little cards that have the Word of God printed on them. On side one:


    But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags;
    and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
    Isaiah 64:6


    And on the other:

    In whom we have redemption through his blood, even the forgiveness of sins
    Colossians 1:14


    Then I'll ask the children,

    "When you meet face to face, what do you want Him to see? The bloody, menstrual rags of your sin, where He'll be so repulsed He'll throw you into forever? Or whom He loves?

    I think by dressing the part, the take-home message will stay with these sweet children for a long time.









    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.


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    Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

    Franklin and I always shut off all the lights and pray in the dark until Satan's day is over. We do not want any trick'or'treaters, anyway. Did you know that gays spread their disease on Halloween by injecting small amounts of blood into candy?
    Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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      Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

      Originally posted by FranklinAndPearl View Post
      Franklin and I always shut off all the lights and pray in the dark until Satan's day is over. We do not want any trick'or'treaters, anyway. Did you know that gays spread their disease on Halloween by injecting small amounts of blood into candy?
      What a beautiful thing for you and your Husband to share together on the most horrific night of the year!

      I will decorate the front porch like the God haters do to lure the children to my front door. Then when they knock and beg like democrats for candy, I'll put Chick tracts in their bags and shout Bible verses at them until they see the Light and run back to their parents' cars to share the Good News with them. So the usual.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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        Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        I'll put Chick tracts in their bags and shout Bible verses at them until they see the Light and run back to their parents' cars to share the Good News with them. So the usual.
        So you deal with these Halloween beggars pretty much the same way we deal with Jehovah's Witnesses all year round?
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          So you deal with these Halloween beggars pretty much the same way we deal with Jehovah's Witnesses all year round?
          Oh Sister, we are so much alike in so many ways!

          For Jehovah's Witnesses I normally employ a bullhorn, but the little children's ears are so sensitive that I usually just rely on the robust qualities of my own voice at HELLoween time.
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • #6
            Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

            I am thinking of a re-enactment of the resurrection of Christ on my lawn. When the devil sees that Jesus has defeated sin and death through being risen from the grave, demons will have to flee.

            I also think it will teach the trick or treaters that life isn't about getting candy, it's about accepting the temporary sacrifice of Jesus. I may even have a small swimming pool out there in case any of them want to be baptized.

            Praise Jesus for opportunities to share His wonderful story.

            Come, Lord Jesus!
            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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              Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

              This is an old invention but in my opinion a new innovation in this case to prevent children in demonic dresses from trespassing!



              And it teaches the children valuable Biblical lessons. It shows them reason and the consequences of Helloween Foolishness (Proverbs 22:15).

              An alternative approach for pastors with mightier Spiritual Strength than mine:

              2 Kings 2:24
              And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.




              Do not mock God children! With these images I am actually looking forward to this unfortunate day!


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                Before you go and say how this is Satan's holiday, Halloween is an ancient Scottish tradition which was then CHRISTIANISED as a mark of warding AWAY the evil spirits. The night is actually the eve before the day known as All Hallows' Day or as many people know it, All Saints' Day which celebrates the Christian Saints. Halloween is also a night for remembering the dead.

                Although I can agree that Halloween has become crude and queer to a certain extent, to blame gays for putting diseased blood on lollies is rather absurd. If one was to know anything about homosexuals, they would realise that HIV AIDS and other diseases are actually more prevalent due to hetrosexual encounters. Perhaps you are perplexed by the idea of God loving all equally and are jealous of the love he can generate even towards homosexuals. The fact of the matter is however, that the blatant ignorance shown by my fellow Christians is sinful. Our God didn't come to judge us on our natural state. Homosexuality is in the brain, it is a state one finds themselves in due to fate. You cannot choose to be a homosexual, you just are one. Halloween and Homosexuality do NOT go hand in hand like one did suggest in an earlier comment.

                If you were to follow God's will, you would get your head out the flaming sand and show some tolerance to others who differ from you. Halloween, therefore is not Satan's day as you suggest. No link between Satan and Halloween has ever been made apart from by extreme Christians like yourselves.

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                  Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                  Originally posted by 420SpeedDealer View Post
                  Before you go and say how this is Satan's holiday, Halloween is an ancient Scottish tradition which was then CHRISTIANISED as a mark of warding AWAY the evil spirits. The night is actually the eve before the day known as All Hallows' Day or as many people know it, All Saints' Day which celebrates the Christian Saints. Halloween is also a night for remembering the dead.

                  Although I can agree that Halloween has become crude and queer to a certain extent, to blame gays for putting diseased blood on lollies is rather absurd. If one was to know anything about homosexuals, they would realise that HIV AIDS and other diseases are actually more prevalent due to hetrosexual encounters. Perhaps you are perplexed by the idea of God loving all equally and are jealous of the love he can generate even towards homosexuals. The fact of the matter is however, that the blatant ignorance shown by my fellow Christians is sinful. Our God didn't come to judge us on our natural state. Homosexuality is in the brain, it is a state one finds themselves in due to fate. You cannot choose to be a homosexual, you just are one. Halloween and Homosexuality do NOT go hand in hand like one did suggest in an earlier comment.

                  If you were to follow God's will, you would get your head out the flaming sand and show some tolerance to others who differ from you. Halloween, therefore is not Satan's day as you suggest. No link between Satan and Halloween has ever been made apart from by extreme Christians like yourselves.
                  Yeah, that sounds like something a tainted-lollipop satanist would say.

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                    Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                    Originally posted by 420SpeedDealer View Post
                    Before you go and say how this is Satan's holiday, Halloween is an ancient Scottish tradition
                    Exactly. It's pagan, hence it's demonic.

                    which was then CHRISTIANISED
                    And weaving pagan beliefs into Christianity is good because...?

                    The truth is, if it ain't in the Bible, then it's not a Godly holiday!

                    as a mark of warding AWAY the evil spirits. The night is actually the eve before the day known as All Hallows' Day or as many people know it, All Saints' Day which celebrates the Christian Saints. Halloween is also a night for remembering the dead.
                    Jesus doesn't want us to care for the dead; in fact, He doesn't want us to even bury them:

                    Matthew 8:21-22
                    21 And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.
                    22 But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.


                    Although I can agree that Halloween has become crude and queer to a certain extent, to blame gays for putting diseased blood on lollies is rather absurd. If one was to know anything about homosexuals, they would realise that HIV AIDS and other diseases are actually more prevalent due to hetrosexual encounters.
                    False. The name "aids" was invented by politically-correct liberals. (As if it was "aiding" in anything). The original name of this disease is GRID - Gay Related Immune Deficiency. It's called that because it originated and spread through ungodly homosexual men.

                    Perhaps you are perplexed by the idea of God loving all equally and are jealous of the love he can generate even towards homosexuals.
                    Yeah, right! God loves homosexuals so much He wants us to kill them:

                    Leviticus 20:3 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                    The fact of the matter is however, that the blatant ignorance shown by my fellow Christians is sinful.
                    I'll agree with you here. Hardly anybody follows the Word of God anymore!

                    Our God didn't come to judge us on our natural state. Homosexuality is in the brain, it is a state one finds themselves in due to fate.
                    And your evidence is...?

                    You cannot choose to be a homosexual, you just are one. Halloween and Homosexuality do NOT go hand in hand like one did suggest in an earlier comment.

                    If you were to follow God's will, you would get your head out the flaming sand and show some tolerance to others who differ from you. Halloween, therefore is not Satan's day as you suggest. No link between Satan and Halloween has ever been made apart from by extreme Christians like yourselves.
                    Please show me verses where God shows tolerance towards sin. (Hint: you might want to refresh your knowledge about Noah's Ark and the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah).
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                      Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Yeah, that sounds like something a tainted-lollipop satanist would say.

                      Perhaps, but it is better to be open to the world than be delusional

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                        Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                        Originally posted by 420SpeedDealer View Post
                        Perhaps, but it is better to be open to the world than be delusional
                        If you can provide Scriptural support of that wild-eyed assertion, that would be great.
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                          Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          If you can provide Scriptural support of that wild-eyed assertion, that would be great.
                          I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
                          Book of Dawkins- Chapter 1:34

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                            Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                            Originally posted by 420SpeedDemon View Post
                            I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
                            Book of Dawkins- Chapter 1:34
                            Dear Pervert;

                            This is a Christian forum. What part of UNSAVED NOT WELCOME did you not understand?

                            Go persecute someone else.

                            YIC,

                            --Pastor Ezekiel
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              Re: What Are You Doing This Year To Spread The Love Of Jesus On Satan's Birthday (Halloween)?

                              I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
                              Book of Dawkins- Chapter 1:34
                              Is this one of those books the catylicks have added to the Bible to support more of their pagan rituals? Is this where it says the pope and his pals should dress like trannies?
                              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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