[Brother Temperance]

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your Jesus was much lazy. if was Japanese he not have take three whole day for rise from dead. is total waste of time! Japanese jesus rise from dead in three minute and start right away be productive. also he not need big cave but small efficient sleep space in wall.

Why, you intolerable little nip! You may plot to flood the market with cheap miniaturized knock-off yellow Christs, but God will not be mocked!

[Justina Thyme]

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Why, hello, Hisushi, how nice to see you back! How's school going? You know, if you decide not to pursue engineering, there's another career that I think would be most suitable for you:



While I don't know the formal job title, I've seen these ladies and gentlemen around various spots in New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles and Juneau, Alaska. In the very brief encounters I've had with them, I'm given to understand that the pay is quite good, and you'd certainly never be lacking for willing female companionship. You may be an Unsaved Trashy© nip, but I do have a degree of concern for your future.

Yours in the molten hot Love of Jesus,

JT

[Hitoshi]

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And giggle no doubt. Nice package. At least you chose a statue that was an anotomically accurate description of you.

Oh wait, did you think that David has a magnifecent package? I'd heard asian men are somewhat, um, lacking, but I had no idea.

This lady is not very impressed with the chisel work!

give me break okay is cold in museum.

[Roberta]

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This lady is not very impressed with the chisel work!

[Brother Enoch]

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when are have perfect chisel body is not need for chase okay.




ladies are come to me.

And giggle no doubt. Nice package. At least you chose a statue that was an anotomically accurate description of you.

Oh wait, did you think that David has a magnifecent package? I'd heard asian men are somewhat, um, lacking, but I had no idea.

[Hitoshi]

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When Jesus directs your sorry behind to the flames of Hell, will you describe him as a dummy too?

your Jesus was much lazy. if was Japanese he not have take three whole day for rise from dead. is total waste of time! Japanese jesus rise from dead in three minute and start right away be productive. also he not need big cave but small efficient sleep space in wall.

[Brother Temperance]

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please direct these question to Ask Japanese thread okay dummy.

Damn your Ornamental rudeness and disrespect! When Jesus directs your sorry behind to the flames of Hell, will you describe him as a dummy too?

[Hitoshi]

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Why do you persist in your worship of chinky squid-"gods"? Why do you feel that Our Lord Jesus Christ isn't good enough for you?

please direct these question to Ask Japanese thread okay dummy.

[Brother Temperance]

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Why do you persist in your worship of chinky squid-"gods"? Why do you feel that Our Lord Jesus Christ isn't good enough for you?

[Hitoshi]

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Are you still chasing Godly women who happen to be cursed with large dirty pillows?

when are have perfect chisel body is not need for chase okay.




ladies are come to me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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okay this is for all landover dummy. I am want be friend. we need put all fight and our difference behind and make CLEAN SLATE. I am say sorry for all time I am call you fat and lazy and dummy even if was true. all you guy are my SPECIAL FRIEND.



okay I am not take all of blame. you are also need for say sorry for be racist and kick me around and for all time you are hurt my tender little feeling (if some of you guy want go extra mile and send flower pink daisy is favorite).

Welcome back, Hitachi! It's been a while.

Are you still chasing Godly women who happen to be cursed with large dirty pillows?

[Hitoshi]

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Clearly you are not really Japanese

clearly you are not really smart okay. look at avatar. is total obvious am Japanese (you are able tell from silky hair, full pouty lip, perfect cheek bone and sexy Charles bronson like squint).




if you are have death wish say I am not Japanese again punk.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hitoshi, aren't you busy these days getting ready for the Olympics? Will you be competing in the ribbon dance or the synchronized swimming this year? Better lay off the sake before you dive in, since you'll have trouble seeing with your slanty little "eyes" anyways! Sake goggles do *not* help with vision!

[Mister Brasil]

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Notice how they mock America by printing "Thank you" upside down on the box? That's satan writing there. I wouldn't eat out of that container.

I hear that even the chinktalk is written upside-down. That's how they all end up with shrimp delight with snow peas in their lap.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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JESUS, Miss Petal, they're serving them live from the box now?

Why I'd have to floss for hours to get all that hair out of my teeth!

Notice how they mock America by printing "Thank you" upside down on the box? That's satan writing there. I wouldn't eat out of that container.