[Roberta]

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You FAIL!

[Hitoshi]

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Why, Hitonmi, what are all those wavy lines coming down below your dirty pillows?

Does that chinky-winky-stinky "food" cause you to drool? Like, the messicants are so quick & nervous because their tay-cos run out of the other side before they can be Eaten?

Sinful. Sinful and Disgusting

So cancel my order. I'm Sure Sister Thumper will wish to cancel hers, too. So bring hers to my Home - maybe my Christian DoG will eat it

I am need somebody translate what is crazy lady say. I am think my sexy stripper picture is rev up her hormone and she is try make flirt with me .

[SUV]

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Why, Hitonmi, what are all those wavy lines coming down below your dirty pillows?

Does that chinky-winky-stinky "food" cause you to drool? Like, the messicants are so quick & nervous because their tay-cos run out of the other side before they can be Eaten?

Sinful. Sinful and Disgusting

So cancel my order. I'm Sure Sister Thumper will wish to cancel hers, too. So bring hers to my Home - maybe my Christian DoG will eat it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wow, Hitoshi, that's amazing!
However do you manage to teleport your body to somewhere else while your head is in a different place?

Once again the sneaky little yellow monkey has transposed his head on MY body.

[JennyD]

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I said exotic, not neurotic.

And NO, you may NOT come get your "red wings"!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Wow, Hitoshi, that's amazing!
However do you manage to teleport your body to somewhere else while your head is in a different place?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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A Nippendale dancer. What an abomination.

[Hitoshi]

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Hitoshi, several of the ladies at The Monthly Visitor are in the mood for something rather exotic for tomorrow night. What would you suggest?

[JennyD]

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Hitoshi, several of the ladies at The Monthly Visitor are in the mood for something rather exotic for tomorrow night. What would you suggest?

[Miss Maisie]

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That innocent act don't work here, heathen! WE know exactly what you meant and so do you!

*Ahem* And while you're at it, I'd like a fresh order of Sushi.

[Hitoshi]

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KEEP YOUR FILTHY CHINK HANDS OFF MY FIANCE, YOU DISGUSTING LIITLE MONKEY!

I am still adjust to your culture also english is second language give me break. please make accept of apology.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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honey I am pork your mushu all night long.

KEEP YOUR FILTHY CHINK HANDS OFF MY FIANCE, YOU DISGUSTING LIITLE MONKEY!

[Hitoshi]

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Why hello there my little yellow friend.

I would like an order of wonton Soup, 2 egg rolls, mushu pork, hop suey and one order crab stuffed wontons.

I'll be waiting for you!

honey I am pork your mushu all night long.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Why hello there my little yellow friend.

I would like an order of wonton Soup, 2 egg rolls, mushu pork, hop suey and one order crab stuffed wontons.

I'll be waiting for you!

[Hitoshi]

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Hiroshu! I thought they had shipped you off to GITMO for waterboarding!

no when they were find out that I am alway visit landover and read all your post they were decide I was have enough torture.