[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

I liked his sermon today about the story of Job fromt heEpistle of James 5:11. As you probably know, it describes how Job suffers because he defies God. It just goes to show that all who defies god such as liberals, satanists, homers, etc. will suffer in the end. It gives you good reasons to accept the lord Jesus Christ into our lives so we do not suffer as Job did.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

His name is Keith Crosby.

Pastor Keith!? What a great guy! I think I'll give him a call. I haven't seen him since we played golf together at the Pastor's conference last Spring.

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

His name is Keith Crosby.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

My name is Erik Schuster and im 24 years old. The church I attend is the Bethel Baptist Church in Green Bay Wisconsin. I don't have any perversions or anything like that. I just try and follow the Bible like any good Christian such as yourself does. Any other questions feel free to ask.

What's your pastors' name, Erik? I know most of the independent Baptist Pastors in America.

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

You asked me about scriptures. One of my favorites is Leviticus 20:30. That scripture is proof to those who claim homosexuality is ok. There is makes it clear God frowns upon sodomy. I feel it should make anyone want to choose the heterosexual lifestyle. Since your sexual orientation is a choice, no one is born with a perversion like homosexuality. You must choose to believe in Jesus and choose to end those UnGodly desires.
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[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

My name is Erik Schuster and im 24 years old. The church I attend is the Bethel Baptist Church in Green Bay Wisconsin. I don't have any perversions or anything like that. I just try and follow the Bible like any good Christian such as yourself does. Any other questions feel free to ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

I bet it will be better than those Charlton Heston movies. You know Ben-Hur, the 10 Commandments. By the way, I would like to ask this Church if you liked those movies. And I also must apologize for my terrible grammar. I am sorry. I hope you will forgive me.

There is at least one thread dedicated to Christian movies on these forums. Use the "search" function before pestering us with your idle questions.

Why don't you tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? Whaich scriptures are your favorites? What forms of perversion do you wallow in? And so on....

Tell us the truth boy! Jesus hates a liar!

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

I bet it will be better than those Charlton Heston movies. You know Ben-Hur, the 10 Commandments. By the way, I would like to ask this Church if you liked those movies. And I also must apologize for my terrible grammar. I am sorry. I hope you will forgive me.

[Bob4God]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

Except we all know they couldn't make the Bible into a miniseries without adding all kinds of perverted sex scenes, bad language and violence. I mean in addition to what's already there.

Maybe Landover could get some money together and we could produce a series of inspiring Biblical films! We could all play different characters or take turns running the camera machine!

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

What kind of "Christian" watches secular movies, especially ones with Jack Nicholson?

Probably the same sort that in an earlier age would read sinfully proud novels by acid-dropping hippies.

Now, nobody even reads the most important book ever written. Maybe Fraud Smith would know about the Good News if the Bible were made into a mini-series.

[Bob4God]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

One flew over the cuckoos nest is only a movie. You should know that. There is not really a nurse named Nurse Ratched

What kind of "Christian" watches secular movies, especially ones with Jack Nicholson?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

By the way pastor ezekiel, you forgot my account named iLOVEgeorgebush. I dont remember exactly what stuff i put on it. Im surprised about what SUV said about my posting of the album cover of slayer's christ illusion album. I asked if they liked it and they said, yes, yes they do. It was my Chris Harper account. SUV asked me to tell more about myself and she called me, brother christopher. Im not sure why she called me that. Im not a part of this church, yet. Can you enlighten me? And this account isnt called elder fred. Its Fred Smith, you know? Deacon Fred Smith?

You are allowed ONE account.

You ARE in fact a troll, and you have never once made even a single post worthwile. Now you admit that you are mocking a Deacon? I should ban you for that as well.

This is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread. Also, please allow me to share the entirety of Brother Eno's classic thread "Welcome Visitors to the Landover Forums". And I quote:

Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

Thank you.

Step out of line and Jesus will squash you like the bug you are.

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

One flew over the cuckoos nest is only a movie. You should know that. There is not really a nurse named Nurse Ratched

[Nobar King]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

Nurse Ratchet, some schizo has gotten out and is refusing to take his meds. I suspect that multiple personality disorder is low on your list of handicaps.

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

By the way pastor ezekiel, you forgot my account named iLOVEgeorgebush. I dont remember exactly what stuff i put on it. Im surprised about what SUV said about my posting of the album cover of slayer's christ illusion album. I asked if they liked it and they said, yes, yes they do. It was my Chris Harper account. SUV asked me to tell more about myself and she called me, brother christopher. Im not sure why she called me that. Im not a part of this church, yet. Can you enlighten me? And this account isnt called elder fred. Its Fred Smith, you know? Deacon Fred Smith?