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  • roserougesang
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2007
    • 418

    #1

    Good video game for us girls

    I'm sure you'll approve of this at least: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_Mama

    It's a video game where you cook various different recipes.
    "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #2
    Re: Good video game for us girls

    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
    I'm sure you'll approve of this at least: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_Mama

    It's a video game where you cook various different recipes.
    Never underestimate LBC's prudishness. For all I know, they're going to criticize the animation, or that it's a poor simulator for the real thing.

    Personally, I don't see anything wrong with it.
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • Khakihara
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2008
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Good video game for us girls

      I just laughed out loud.

      Women need to get back in the kitchen, lol.

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5388

        #4
        Re: Good video game for us girls

        I suppose if it prepares a girl for her future role as a wife and mother, it can't be as bad as the Mario Game is for children. How realistic can an Atari game be though? Are the girls really going to learn cooking skills this way? Or is it just another attempt to coax children into a sedentary Godless lifestyle?
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        in 2016

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        • Ebenezer Wright
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 1021

          #5
          Re: Good video game for us girls

          I certainly hope this game is has a timer or gives bonus points for speed. I prefer my meals to be ready in under 10 minutes!
          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Good video game for us girls

            But, do you want to risk the odds that your wife will turn gay from tossing around those 'wands'? You certainly don't want to host 'ladies' night' "Cooking mama" game parties. If you do, make sure a man stays home to monitor the events.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Old Man Hatchet
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              Beloved Church Elder
              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2084

              #7
              Re: Good video game for us girls

              Reading the description of this vile game made me sick to my righteous stomach. There is no mention of prayer. A prayer should be said before eating and before preparation. It helps keep a woman pure-minded while handling cucumbers and other dong-shaped fare. The game "features a total of 76 different dishes." That's too many. The maximum number of dishes a woman should know how to make is TEN. That's it. Diversity and experimentation in the kitchen leads to diversity and experimentation in other unsavory parts of the house, like the bathroom and the bedroom. My wife knows how to make six dishes, and they are all variations of meat loaf.

              While we're on the subject, ladies, dress modestly during meal preparation. The kitchen might get a little warm, but that's no excuse to dress like a bare-armed whore.

              Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 08-08-2008, 10:21 PM.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Good video game for us girls

                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                While we're on the subject, ladies, dress modestly during meal preparation. The kitchen might get a little warm, but that's no excuse to dress like a bare-armed whore.
                Brother, is she making dinner, or preparing to have her salad tossed?

                I can't tell!!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Good video game for us girls

                  Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                  While we're on the subject, ladies, dress modestly during meal preparation. The kitchen might get a little warm, but that's no excuse to dress like a bare-armed whore.
                  On the workstation that I'm using now, I'm running a beta version of Harlotry Blocker™ for JesOS™, and you'll be pleased to know that it succeeded in detecting and blocking that picture.
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