I suppose if it prepares a girl for her future role as a wife and mother, it can't be as bad as the Mario Game is for children. How realistic can an Atari game be though? Are the girls really going to learn cooking skills this way? Or is it just another attempt to coax children into a sedentary Godless lifestyle?
I certainly hope this game is has a timer or gives bonus points for speed. I prefer my meals to be ready in under 10 minutes!
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
But, do you want to risk the odds that your wife will turn gay from tossing around those 'wands'? You certainly don't want to host 'ladies' night' "Cooking mama" game parties. If you do, make sure a man stays home to monitor the events.
Reading the description of this vile game made me sick to my righteous stomach. There is no mention of prayer. A prayer should be said before eating and before preparation. It helps keep a woman pure-minded while handling cucumbers and other dong-shaped fare. The game "features a total of 76 different dishes." That's too many. The maximum number of dishes a woman should know how to make is TEN. That's it. Diversity and experimentation in the kitchen leads to diversity and experimentation in other unsavory parts of the house, like the bathroom and the bedroom. My wife knows how to make six dishes, and they are all variations of meat loaf.
While we're on the subject, ladies, dress modestly during meal preparation. The kitchen might get a little warm, but that's no excuse to dress like a bare-armed whore.
While we're on the subject, ladies, dress modestly during meal preparation. The kitchen might get a little warm, but that's no excuse to dress like a bare-armed whore.
Brother, is she making dinner, or preparing to have her salad tossed?
I can't tell!!
Bible boring? Nonsense! Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories! You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
While we're on the subject, ladies, dress modestly during meal preparation. The kitchen might get a little warm, but that's no excuse to dress like a bare-armed whore.
On the workstation that I'm using now, I'm running a beta version of Harlotry Blocker™ for JesOS™, and you'll be pleased to know that it succeeded in detecting and blocking that picture.
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