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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

    I'll be honest, there are too many home-makeover reruns to be bothered with the Olympics.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

    Did you know that they show them at night time? Who's awake after 10 pm to spend all night watching some sport that no one plays?

    The only good thing I saw was our leader, GWB, watching the basketball game. It was good to see him cheering for the redream team. That started at 5 am. I'm usually up by then.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Magikarp
      hateful Danish communis
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 266

      #3
      Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Did you know that they show them at night time? Who's awake after 10 pm to spend all night watching some sport that no one plays?
      Actually on NBC's Olympic website there's a video feature where you can watch their coverage of what happened while you were asleep.

      I watched the relay race over again. Everyone said that France would be the winners of that race, but then Jason Lezak comes up from behind and wins for America.

      So Mr. Alain Bernard, when exactly are you going to crush America's swimming team?

      I'll give you a hint-never! Not with Michael Phelps anyways.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Eugene Hackwith
        Farmer for Christ™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

        I'm all for America's display of dominance on the world stage, but all of the racial co-mingling makes me antsy. Makes me wonder if they have segregated dormitories for the athletes (to discourage miscegenation).

        Not only that, but has anyone else seen some of the men who compete in synchronized diving? Talk about homers!!
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

          Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
          I'm all for America's display of dominance on the world stage, but all of the racial co-mingling makes me antsy. Makes me wonder if they have segregated dormitories for the athletes (to discourage miscegenation).

          Not only that, but has anyone else seen some of the men who compete in synchronized diving? Talk about homers!!
          I agree 100% Brother. Also I've heard that in order to qualify for the Olympics you have to be a queer. Have you heard that Phelps boy talk?! He has a lisp!

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Brother_Percy
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 1359

            #6
            Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I agree 100% Brother. Also I've heard that in order to qualify for the Olympics you have to be a queer. Have you heard that Phelps boy talk?! He has a lisp!
            I agree Brother Zeke, that whole place is infested with faggits!

            I wouldn't be surprized if God didn't strike the entire Stadium with a Tsunami... or even crash a few airplanes into it, like he done at the Towers! Glory to God!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I agree 100% Brother. Also I've heard that in order to qualify for the Olympics you have to be a queer. Have you heard that Phelps boy talk?! He has a lisp!
              I'm quite sure you do. I happened to catch a bit of it while flipping from the Landover Baptist Praise Channel to the Favorite Sermons on Demand Channel, and any "man" who shaves where those boys shave is definitely a kweerboy. Besides, in these days of political correctness run amok, nothing is safe from the sodomite agenda of special privileges.
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              • Old English Preacher
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                Forum Member
                • Aug 2008
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                I read in a newspaper this morning that one of the British athletes is a 'born again Christian'. I would like to know what on earth he is doing getting involved in sports, in the first place?

                IF he is a servant of God he will know that He does NOT do that Himself, and He does not lead His people to do that. Let's leave sports and that sort of worldly thing to the people of this world. They serve their master Satan well.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                  Originally posted by Old English Preacher View Post
                  I read in a newspaper this morning that one of the British athletes is a 'born again Christian'. I would like to know what on earth he is doing getting involved in sports, in the first place?

                  IF he is a servant of God he will know that He does NOT do that Himself, and He does not lead His people to do that. Let's leave sports and that sort of worldly thing to the people of this world. They serve their master Satan well.
                  Well I for one find that hard to believe.

                  But if there WAS an actual Christian on an Olympic team, I'm sure the chinee will have eaten him by now.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Justina Thyme
                    Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 1718

                    #10
                    Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                    It seems to me that the "Women's Beach Volleyball" is just an excuse for men to ogle the tight, firm behinds of young ladies clad in skimpy bathing suits. Mr. Thyme, after considerable research, agrees with me.
                    Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                    1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                    A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                    Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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                    • H. Montague Worthington
                      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2716

                      #11
                      Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                      I do not believe in race-mixing. The Olympics have 200 meter races, 100 meter races, 400 meter relays, etc. Race-mixing is a sin.

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                      • Warrior of God
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                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 241

                        #12
                        Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                        I am horrified that any God fearing soul would have any truck with these Olympics.

                        Most of the events are about stripping away as much clothing as possible.
                        Sinful.

                        Most of the men look like prancing homos.

                        I have never seen a female Olympic track athlete with breasts, they are all probably sapphic harlots, screaming lezzer dykes. How could they suckle God's Warriors.
                        Indeed, their hips and legs are so manly I suspect they are all transylvanites , dirty homos dressing as women.

                        there are events that have men climbing all over one another like some greco-roman orgy , or a deviant scene from that devil penning Lawrence.

                        On top of that they give the event to the Godless Chinese, servants of the anti-christ.

                        the whole thing is an orgy of Godless, blasphemous , idolatory and lezzer homo subversion...

                        REPENT and abstain before watching them infects you with homodykeness.
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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #13
                          Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                          I think it's wonderful that Mike Phelps has finally taken the medal record from that kike dentist!

                          Oh, and did you see that Bolt high step it across the finish line? He has obviously been exposed to too much American football.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Justina Thyme
                            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 1718

                            #14
                            Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                            I must say that in the Track and Field events, those bucks can really move at the sound of a gunshot! I wonder how they learn to run that fast, though? If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say that pie-stealing is somehow involved.
                            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                            Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                            • Old Man Hatchet
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                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2084

                              #15
                              Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???

                              Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                              I must say that in the Track and Field events, those bucks can really move at the sound of a gunshot! I wonder how they learn to run that fast, though? If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say that pie-stealing is somehow involved.
                              God made Negroes strong and fast so that white people could have slaves that are capable of back-breaking labor and fetching things quickly. It makes me sick to see such speed and strength wasted on the Olympics while God-fearing whites are having to stand up and get things for themselves and then actually carry those things.

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