True Christian(tm) Code Words

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Brothers and Sisters -

It seems to me that sometimes, when we use one word, we really mean something else. Perhaps we should keep a list, so that visitors aren't confused!

Allow me to get the ball rolling.


We say: "worships demons" or "worships Satan"

We mean: "worships anything other than God, because anything not of God is of Satan".

Example: "The ancient Egyptians, Celtic Druids, Pagan-wannabes, Hindus, Buddhists, and Native Americans all worship Satan."


We say: "Wiccan"

We mean: "retard" or "imbecile".

Example: "Wow, that troll from 4chan is a real Wiccan!"


Does anyone have any others?

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: True Christian™ Code Words

We say: "Sitting on Satan's tallywhacker"
What we mean: "Enjoying anal sex with Satan while having your body twisted into impossible positions over and over again, his barbs coming out your nostrils and fire and brimstone aflame all around you while We, the True Christians, sit in Heaven having Mai Tais and laughing at you joyously because you were too stupid to LISTEN and REPENT and get SAVED!!"