[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: States I Hate

Alaska



Sure, Alaska is a red state, but who knows for how long? It's a stone's throw away from Russia, which means it could become a red state*. It's also smack dab next to liberal Canada. I'm surprised the whole area hasn't been overrun by Russians and Canadians, resulting in a nightmarish, hybrid race**.

Alaska also has the misfortune of being home to many Eskimos, or "Inuits," which means "fat, snow Indians." Eskimos have beady, slanty eyes and smell like fish. They need to grow up and stop playing in the snow. My grandson stopped making snow forts in the third grade.



Lastly, Alaska is much like my wife--cold, distant, and not one of the contiguous 48 states. The federal government can't keep a close eye on it, which means there could be all sorts of unsavory things going on up there, much like in Flowers in the Attic.


*The bad red.

**Think of how much the Russkies and Canucks each hate God. Double it. Add the lame humor found on Just For Laughs and giant, furry hats. Now you have your nightmarish, hybrid race.


Hatchet Fun Fact: Negroes pronounce this state as "Al-axe-a."

[eliot mayfield]

Re: States I Hate

Alaska



Sure, Alaska is a red state, but who knows for how long? It's a stone's throw away from Russia, which means it could become a red state*. It's also smack dab next to liberal Canada. I'm surprised the whole area hasn't been overrun by Russians and Canadians, resulting in a nightmarish, hybrid race**.

Alaska also has the misfortune of being home to many Eskimos, or "Inuits," which means "fat, snow Indians." Eskimos have beady, slanty eyes and smell like fish. They need to grow up and stop playing in the snow. My grandson stopped making snow forts in the third grade.



Lastly, Alaska is much like my wife--cold, distant, and not one of the contiguous 48 states. The federal government can't keep a close eye on it, which means there could be all sorts of unsavory things going on up there, much like in Flowers in the Attic.


*The bad red.

**Think of how much the Russkies and Canucks each hate God. Double it. Add the lame humor found on Just For Laughs and giant, furry hats. Now you have your nightmarish, hybrid race.


Hatchet Fun Fact: Negroes pronounce this state as "Al-axe-a."

I was in Alaska for a half year, No place sucks worse. A bacon double cheese hamburger was $20! !!!

[PueptiA]

Re: States I Hate

How can you call a Cheerleader a whore without knowing them?!?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: States I Hate

How can you call a Cheerleader a whore without knowing them?!?

What has your bizarre Buddhist koan to do with the states Old Man Hatchet hates?



Please try to stay on topic. Thank you.



Also, please try not to change number in mid-sentence. "How can you call a Cheerleader a whore without knowing HER" is correct; also, "How can you call Cheerleaders whores without knowing THEM". Note the consistency of number.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: States I Hate

How can you call a Cheerleader a whore without knowing them?!?

Show me a cheerleader who isn't a whore! They dress like sluts for a reason, you know!

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

Re: States I Hate

Maryland

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Romanists wanted their own colony so that they could make everybody worship plaster statues of Pope Alexander VI. Nowadays, they have an obvious lezbanian as one of their U.S. Senators, and most of the state is pretty much an extension of Washington, D.C. As for the largest city, let's just say that John Waters makes documentaries.

Fun fact: Columbia, one of America's most famous planned cities, was designed to counteract suburban sprawl. To do that, they bought a lot of land out in the middle of nowhere and built a lot of cul-de-sac subdivisions.

I was born in Maryland and there is not thing wrong with that state.

Delaware




Don't ask me why, I just do.

Fun facts: There has never been, and most probably never will be anything fun about Delaware. Ever, praise the LORD.

I live in this state and there is nothing wrong with Delaware. Delaware was the first state to become a state. Also, the have this wonderful event called Pagan Pride Day which I went to yesterday. They also have a church for Pagans and Wiccans and anyone who wants to come. So there are a lot of good things about Delaware.

[Fred Smith]

Re: States I Hate

actually i have seen that photo on the internet before. It is supposed to be the jersey devil. If you have not heard of it then you can probably google it.

[Fred Smith]

Re: States I Hate

True, but those are the only redeeming qualities that hellhole possesses. My post is self-explanatory and barely scratches the surface.

And then there's this from About.com: http://paranormal.about.com/b/2004/07/15/the-texas-demon.htm

That i think is actually the jersey devil but I cannot be 100% certain.

here is more info on the matter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jersey_Devil

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: States I Hate

I was born in Maryland and there is not thing wrong with that state.

Of course there is something wrong with Maryland; you were born there.

I live in this state and there is nothing wrong with Delaware. Delaware was the first state to become a state. Also, the have this wonderful event called Pagan Pride Day which I went to yesterday. They also have a church for Pagans and Wiccans and anyone who wants to come. So there are a lot of good things about Delaware.

You just named like 15 different reasons why that "state" will forever burn in Hell, and you think that's good? My, my, I do hope your stench becomes less foul when I look down on you from Heaven, Amen and A-men.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: States I Hate

How can you call a Cheerleader a whore without knowing them?!?

Are you using "know" in the Biblical sense there?

[SUV]

Re: States I Hate

Alaska





Hatchet Fun Fact: Negroes pronounce this state as "Al-axe-a."

The cause of Alaska's SIN is Painfully apparent, Brother Hatchet: Alaska was Home to the notorious "Woodstock Festival." One can plainly see "Bethel" in the lower-left hand portion of the map.

There's one of the Happy Hipsters now. Hey, Wavy Gravy! Got marijuana? Disgusting

PS I have also heard neegroes pronounce it as "A-LAK-sa." You think something's going on with that?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: States I Hate

The cause of Alaska's SIN is Painfully apparent, Brother Hatchet: Alaska was Home to the notorious "Woodstock Festival." One can plainly see "Bethel" in the lower-left hand portion of the map.

I'd worry more about the Eskimos than the hippies, Sister. They're everywhere in Alaska. I call them "snow Mexicans" because they stink and they're lazy. Never turn your back on one of them. They'll harpoon you and steal your wallet to buy fire water.

I believe that at some point Mexicans migrated north and populated Alaska and Canada, resulting in the despicable Eskimo race that we have today. Not convinced? To the right of Bethel is a town called "Valdez."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: States I Hate

I live in this state and there is nothing wrong with Delaware. Delaware was the first state to become a state. Also, the have this wonderful event called Pagan Pride Day which I went to yesterday. They also have a church for Pagans and Wiccans and anyone who wants to come. So there are a lot of good things about Delaware.

You can't just take all the bad things you can list about a state and call them good!!

actually i have seen that photo on the internet before. It is supposed to be the jersey devil. If you have not heard of it then you can probably google it.

Why would the Jersey devil be in the middle of a highway in Delaware? And is it invisible, or is it the car?

[Fericit]

Re: States I Hate

I have never been to a State, except Michigan, and thank the Lord it was only a 3 hour trip!
As for Canadian provinces, Alberta and Northwest Territories are probably at the top of the list.

One example of wannabe Eskimos running our country down the drain:

http://www.nationalpost.com/most_popular/story.html?id=447948

Is there any point for these Reserves? They're full of drugs, racism and other unGodly activities!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: States I Hate

I have never been to a State, except Michigan, and thank the Lord it was only a 3 hour trip!
As for Canadian provinces, Alberta and Northwest Territories are probably at the top of the list.

One example of wannabe Eskimos running our country down the drain:

http://www.nationalpost.com/most_popular/story.html?id=447948

Is there any point for these Reserves? They're full of drugs, racism and other unGodly activities!

Do I understand that you live in that Godless cesspool Cannuckistan?

Don't you know that God hates your "country?" Take a look at THIS!