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  • redstoneblock
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    • Jun 2016
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    #271
    Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

    Q is for Questions. You Landover Baptists hate to be questioned, and you claim to follow the true word of Jesus and God. Therefore God also hates to be Questioned.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
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      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #272
      Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

      Originally posted by redstoneblock View Post
      Q is for Questions. You Landover Baptists hate to be questioned, and you claim to follow the true word of Jesus and God. Therefore God also hates to be Questioned.
      Well, duh. You've heard of something called the Book of Job, yes?

      Roman Catholicism, Satan's most successful counterfeit Christianity.
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      • PetitionLady
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        • Nov 2010
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        #273
        Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

        Sodomy
        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
        ~Matt. 10:33

        ~~~~~~~
        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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        • Jim C. Lombardo
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2014
          • 565

          #274
          Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

          T is for Terrorist, like the one in office that Trump will take back from soon.

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          • PetitionLady
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            • Nov 2010
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            #275
            Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

            Undecided.


            "Either we have a country or we don't." ~Donald J. Trump

            Acts 17:26 .... And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;
            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
            ~Matt. 10:33

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            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
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              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #276
              Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

              Vaccination. If it's so wonderful, why didn't God teach us about it in the Holy King James Bible instead of telling us to trust in healing through prayer (James 5:14-16)?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #277
                Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                Washing your hands before eating.

                Matthew 15:16-20 "16And Jesus said, Are ye also yet without understanding? 17Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught? 18But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. 19For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies: 20These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man."

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                • PetitionLady
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                  #278
                  Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                  Xenopus - African clawed frog. Sounds disgusting - do not eat.
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33

                  ~~~~~~~
                  Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • PetitionLady
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                    • Nov 2010
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                    #279
                    Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                    PS to X - here are some good frogs, friends of God and Mr. Trump:

                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                    ~Matt. 10:33

                    ~~~~~~~
                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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                      • Jun 2014
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                      #280
                      Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                      Y: Yelling (for women): "But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price." 1 Peter 3:4
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • PetitionLady
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                        #281
                        Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                        Zippers ... a tremendous amount of sin starts with this Z word. Whoever invented the Zipper has much to answer for.

                        "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." 1 Corinthians 7:2
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #282
                          Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                          Apostasy. It's a form of blasphemy against the Holy Ghost and therefore unforgivable:

                          Hebrews 6:4-6 KJV: 4 For [it is] impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, 5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, 6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put [him] to an open shame.
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                          • PetitionLady
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                            #283
                            Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                            Blasphemy! Don't even try it!!!

                            Matthew 12:31-32: Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. 32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                            ~Matt. 10:33

                            ~~~~~~~
                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                               
                              • Jul 2014
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                              #284
                              Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                              Cheapskates.

                              2 Corinthians 9:6-7
                              But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.

                              Or, as Pastor Zeke puts it, Tithe early, tithe often!
                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
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                                • Sep 2006
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                                #285
                                Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order

                                Divination. As far as God is concerned, it's on the same level as burning your child to death as a human sacrifice:

                                Deuteronomy 18:10-12 KJV: 10 There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, 11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. 12 For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

                                2 Kings 17:17-18 KJV: 17 And they caused their sons and their daughters to pass through the fire, and used divination and enchantments, and sold themselves to do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger. 18 Therefore the LORD was very angry with Israel, and removed them out of his sight: there was none left but the tribe of Judah only.

                                I'm not talking about situation in which God said that people should be burned to death. That's a different issue altogether.

                                Leviticus 20:14 KJV: 14 And if a man take a wife and her mother, it [is] wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

                                Leviticus 21:9 KJV: 9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.
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