Who stole the dollar?

[Fred Hall]

3 True Christians™ who are in a distant land spreading the word of the Lord need to rent a hotel for the night. Since they are God fearing, and not homersexuals or anything like that, they each need their own room. They enter a hotel and are told by the hotel clerk that each room will be $10 for the night. So they each pay the clerk $10, for a total of $30.

$10 X 3 = $30 total money paid

As the nigra bell-hop began bringing their bags to their respective rooms, the hotel clerk remembered a hotel special set by the hotel manager. 3 rooms for 1 night is $25 dollars. So he refunded the 3 True Christians™ $5.

This posed a bit of a problem. Because they could not easily divide the $5 between the 3 of them in a hurry. So they came up with a simple solution: They would each take a dollar back, and against their better judgment tip the nigro bellhop $2.

The facts:

- They each paid $9 a night for a room, as they each took back a dollar.
- They gave the lazy nigra bellhop a $2 tip. (against their better judgment™ of course)

Therefore:
$9 X 3 = $27 , plus the $2 they give the nigra bellhop = $29

What happened to the missing dollar???

[Des]

Re: Who stole the dollar?

3 True Christians™ who are in a distant land spreading the word of the Lord need to rent a hotel for the night. Since they are God fearing, and not homersexuals or anything like that, they each need their own room. They enter a hotel and are told by the hotel clerk that each room will be $10 for the night. So they each pay the clerk $10, for a total of $30.

$10 X 3 = $30 total money paid

As the nigra bell-hop began bringing their bags to their respective rooms, the hotel clerk remembered a hotel special set by the hotel manager. 3 rooms for 1 night is $25 dollars. So he refunded the 3 True Christians™ $5.

This posed a bit of a problem. Because they could not easily divide the $5 between the 3 of them in a hurry. So they came up with a simple solution: They would each take a dollar back, and against their better judgment tip the nigro bellhop $2.

The facts:

- They each paid $9 a night for a room, as they each took back a dollar.
- They gave the lazy nigra bellhop a $2 tip. (against their better judgment™ of course)

Therefore:
$9 X 3 = $27 , plus the $2 they give the nigra bellhop = $29

What happened to the missing dollar???

The wetback housekeeper stole it after her darkie accomplice tipped her off. The manager should look for them in the break room where they are shooting the weed they bought with their ill-gotten gains and fire them both immediately, then reimburse the good and all too trusting Christians so they can put the money in their churches donation box.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who stole the dollar?

I'm guessing that the hotel manager is a joo. That's where the missing money went.

[Roland]

Re: Who stole the dollar?

What happened to the missing dollar???

Perhaps it will resurface at some time so it can be used to stack the fund affording you to take basic maths classes.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Who stole the dollar?

I think this is some kind of trick, but if a dollar was stolen, it was likely taken by a Negroe or Mexican. They are both known to be adept thieves.

[Fred Hall]

Re: Who stole the dollar?

Perhaps it will resurface at some time so it can be used to stack the fund affording you to take basic maths classes.

What are you trying to say Roly Poly?