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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14151

    #16
    Re: Pizza Restaurants: A Christian Review

    Originally posted by Roland View Post

    Remind me never to order this when I'm in Canada. So much fail. First of all, what a palaver going on and on about how to make "oven chips" as they're called in UK and elsewhere, or sometimes rubbed with flour and sold as "wedges" for twice the price. But [second] having done that, what follows? Pour liquid over them to counteract any crispness they may have attained! Thirdly, the liquid itself. Beef base? 1% beef at best, probably the main ingredient is monosodiumglutamate [transliteration of 味精 what price your soul?] Bouillon? Sounds French ½ papist ½ atheist ½ islamist which adds up to 1½ so a good reason not to eat it right there. Obviously each group wants the whole show for themselves.

    4. Metal used in food preparation. "Wood 木 and metal 金属 should not be brought together in the presence of fire 火灾 or at any time when eaten." As you can see, just from the unknown commercial origins of that beef stock, so much heathen, so many concerns, so little need to more than just look at the mess on the plate to not eat it.

    4a. Does Canada have the equivalent of English fish & chips rendered soggy with an abundance of vinegar? I cannot understand why anyone would fry something (or crisp it in an oven) then douse it with liquids.
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    10. What's wrong with a simple slice of beef with roast or BBQd vegetables, grilled perhaps, in a sandwich, on a plate, weird European cattle breeds not req'd but no, gotta plug this other stuff.

    10a. (or lamb)

    10b. (or pork)

    11. This is not how the west was won.



    Thank you for contributing to the thread. Are there any other recipes we need to be aware of? Please feel free to post them; we wouldn't want to accidentally poison ourselves with foreign imports. All the best. Mitza.

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #17
      Re: Pizza Restaurants: A Christian Review

      Originally posted by Roland View Post
      Canadians don´t eat pizza. They eat poutine:

      . . . .
      There is no doubt that the Canadian Poutine is one of the most vile foods in existence, Brother Roland. At one time I thought it might be a tactic of the Parti Québécois to finally get the rest of the country to let them secede - but if so, it appears to have backfired.

      Then I'm reminded that it was again the Canadians that invented the idea of putting pineapple on pizza - which should have been written up in the medical journals as a way to induce regurgitation in case you accidentally swallow a poison.

      If the Canadians would just keep these to themselves, we wouldn't have any problems - but the pineapple started appearing on pizzas in the Godly US in, where else, California. Unfortunately, "market capitalism" has not taken California Pizza Kitchen chain out of business. Indeed, if anything, they appear to be thriving - catering to the soy boys by offering "gluten free" and cauliflower crusts.

      This past week their nigra "prime minister" Turdeau announced that he was going to take away all the guns in Canada - and what a better time than to invade and finally take the place over - then again on second thought, probably not.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11206

        #18
        Re: Pizza Restaurants: A Christian Review

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post

        This past week their nigra "prime minister" Turdeau announced that he was going to take away all the guns in Canada - and what a better time than to invade and finally take the place over - then again on second thought, probably not.
        Excellent point. Do they actually have anything we could possibly want? And the burdensome responsibility for running that country (just the snow removal logistics alone would be overwhelming) is not a problem we need to take on right now.

        On the other hand, if we could built some sort of chute to channel all the swarthy Meccians directly from our southern border to our northern one, we could solve a lot of problems.
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2376

          #19
          Re: Pizza Restaurants: A Christian Review

          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
          swarthy Meccians
          Taco pizza was invented by a white man, "Happy" Joe Whitty, a native son of Landover's own Iowa. He sold this mongrelized ethnic abomination at his Happy Joe's Pizza franchises. Here's a list of countries where these pizzerias are located: , Egypt, Bahrain, Jordan, Kuwait, Morocco, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates. The hell? Was Happy Joe a cryptoislamofascist? No Christian should eat there!
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14151

            #20
            Re: Pizza Restaurants: A Christian Review

            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
            Excellent point. Do they actually have anything we could possibly want? And the burdensome responsibility for running that country (just the snow removal logistics alone would be overwhelming) is not a problem we need to take on right now.

            On the other hand, if we could built some sort of chute to channel all the swarthy Meccians directly from our southern border to our northern one, we could solve a lot of problems.
            Something like a pipeline maybe?

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            • vespra781
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2025
              • 5

              #21
              It’s always good to consider the values behind what we eat. For more ideas on how to elevate your pizza game, check out [*** LINK TO MIDGET PORN SITE REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***] some great recipes and inspiration.​
              Last edited by Isabella White; 08-22-2025, 01:17 PM.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14151

                #22
                Your Pizza Game is such an unfortunate expression. I never serve foreign food (especially not from that part of the world) and avoid it assiduously when out. The expression suggests everyone has Pizza – or for that matter Paella Valenciana, Yangzhou Bánh Mì & Sisig Bibimbap – moments, which is never the case in any Christian home. You might as well invite me around for some Yummy snail Pierogies with excessive garlic and goblets of boiling hot Nongxiang Maotai, thank you very much.

                Acceptable meals include:
                Roast Beef
                Roast Lamb
                Roast Pork
                Duck (shallow fried, served with turnips)
                Chicken (boiled, served with pan-fried mushrooms and cabbage)
                Goose (roasted or deep-fried, serve with parsnip & hazel)
                Deep-fried turkey (garnish with grilled chestnuts – you'll need someone to peel these while still hot)
                Jugged hare

                I Corinthians 10:25-33 Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake: for the earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof. If any of them that believe not bid you to a feast, and ye be disposed to go; whatsoever is set before you, eat, asking no question for conscience sake. But if any man say unto you, This is offered in sacrifice unto idols, eat not for his sake that shewed it, and for conscience sake: for the earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof . . . Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God. Give none offence, neither to the Jews, nor to the Gentiles, nor to the church of God: even as I please all men in all things, not seeking mine own profit, but the profit of many, that they may be saved.

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