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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    I rode in Sarah Palins HUMMER!

    Folks I was blessed today with a ride in Sarah Palin's Pink Hummer! Unfortunately, the Godly Sarah was too busy studying faith based economics to be there, so her personal attendant was behind the wheel. I was especially impressed because Sarah's Hummer is a flex-fuel vehicle . . . it runs on bubbling crude, baby seal fat, whale blubber, or moose lard!

    PS I promise, I turned off the Brady Bunch as soon as I took the picture.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: I rode in Sarah Palins HUMMER!

      What I don't understand about those crazy cars is: Why so many monitors? I don't have that many TVs in my whole house, much less a fancy Hi Def LCD monitor!!
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: I rode in Sarah Palins HUMMER!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          What I don't understand about those crazy cars is: Why so many monitors? I don't have that many TVs in my whole house, much less a fancy Hi Def LCD monitor!!
          When I drove my children places, I kept them entertained with the Bible on tape. Now, with my grandson, I plug his MP3 player into the radio of my Hummer so he can listen to the Bible that way, but the basic concept is the same.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: I rode in Sarah Palins HUMMER!

              But you don't see Charlton Heston on the headrests, do you?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324
                  #5
                  Re: I rode in Sarah Palins HUMMER!

                  It's spoiling kids! They should be walking to school! We had to walk to school in the snow, barefoot!
                  I wish my parents had homeschooled! Are the kids outside splitting logs? No, a playstation!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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