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  • Caption Contest #41

    Any takers?
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    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    Re: Caption Contest #41

    Guess Who, hard mode.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      Re: Caption Contest #41

      Feng Shui hair styles (communist spies).
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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        Re: Caption Contest #41

        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        Any takers?
        Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am participating in this fun contest. Yes. I am hoping that you are not being offended my by suggestion but I am thinking that this is an easy one, yes.

        "This is the collection of permitted women haircuts in North Korea". Yes, that is my answer. The picture is of sad and beautiful North Korean women who are also striving to look pretty and who are strong but not independent unlike us proud, strong and independent Scotswomen. Yes, it is sad.
        "Ecclesiastes 3:7
        A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
        Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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          Re: Caption Contest #41

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          58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


          Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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            Re: Caption Contest #41

            Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
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            Staff photo? I thought it was the menu.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              Re: Caption Contest #41

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              Feng Shui hair styles (communist spies).
              Oh, yes, dear Brother Bryan -- communist spies! This is entirely correct. And, may I add: communist spies who sent the Chinese flu virus to 's blessed !

              I mean, look at them: smirking smugly, in mockery of the harm that they've sent to us!

              (Mrs.) Isabella White

              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                Re: Caption Contest #41

                Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                Staff photo? I thought it was the menu.
                I thought it was one of those stylist apps where you can try different styles on a picture you upload, only this one kept the same lips and changed faces. This made no sense to me, but then the world is a confusing place and who knows what they can do with computers and genetics these days.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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