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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14270

    #16
    Re: Make it better game

    As 2021 fizzes out, yes, I can see how you'd want to make things better and one ray of sunshine in the gloom (I presume it's gloomy where you are) we can all look forward to in the coming twelvemonth is the 2022 midterm election.
    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Dang clip title spoilers.

    There will be all sorts of self-opinionated tipsters out there offering advice or even standing as candidates. “Don't take my word for it,” they'll say intending you do do exactly that. “Read their policy statements..”

    Then they'll bring on some showy entertainment, if well funded, otherwise they'd just start muttering gibberish – Episcopalians will be familiar with this of course – or offer you inane pamphlets with dubious proposals hoping you've never mastered basic arithmetic.

    Jesus also met derelicts and although their plight was dire and they probably smelled strongly of foreign-sounding vegetables left to go off, He didn't leave them in that condition. Can we say the bum with the polling tips has ever known Christ? Or is he offended by the Good News of Salvation.

    Matthew 11:4-6 Jesus answered and said unto them, Go and shew John again those things which ye do hear and see: The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them. And blessed is he, whosoever shall not be offended in me.


    Making things better is not a game but hard work and it hardly needs saying but I'll say it anyway: never listen to a derelict's polling tips.

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    • Dennis Lukes
      Innkeeper for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2018
      • 2388

      #17
      Re: Make it worse game

      Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
      Worse: The Squid watches some Japanese fetish cartoons and learns how to propely torture humans.
      Worse: The Squid captures Alex Jones and subjects him to electroshock torture. Brought to the brink of death, Jones refuses to surrender his intel to the libs, so they cut off his head and send it gift-wrapped to Hillary for Christmas. She mounts it on a stake outside her Chappaqua estate.
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2193

        #18
        Re: Make it worse game

        Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
        Worse: The head is later found under Bill Clinton's desk ***totally inappropriate references to the misuse of the human reproduction system removed by moderator*** mouth.
        Even worse: A senile old man is sitting at said desk instead of chilling in a care facility for the elderly, and he does not even realize there is a head under his desk. No hair to be sniffed on that head, that might explain some of it.
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14270

          #19
          Re: Make it worse game



          Following on from The Squid:

          The Head reanimates.

          It starts making

          policy and research

          suggestions.
          Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 01-28-2022, 04:37 AM.

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          • Roland
            Obese Swedish Meatball
            Delusional Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 2193

            #20
            Re: Make it worse game

            Squid is nice. just take of their head, clean it up and fill them:





            Worse: Going to your local supermarket to get squid, if any edible squid at all.
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14270

              #21
              Re: Make it worse game

              Worse - they were out of squid but suggested the fugu.

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2193

                #22
                Re: Make it worse game

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Worse - they were out of squid but suggested the fugu.
                Hmm.. Fugu. I presume that goes well with some life Blue ringed octopi? They look pretty.
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14270

                  #23
                  Re: Make it worse game

                  You would not be advised to try those, being a heretic and not covered by God's assurance in Mark 16:9-20.

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