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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4974

    #1

    Make it worse game

    I'm sure I've seen one of these previously but things are so bad now it's all naive fairy tale dreams in comparison. Biden is ruling the nation with an iron fist stabbing needles in our shoulders again and again.

    It can't get worse. Can it?
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
  • Adam Fag
    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
    • Jan 2012
    • 628

    #2
    Re: Make it worse game

    WORSE France starts up a world first nerve gas mine
    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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    • Dennis Lukes
      Innkeeper for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2018
      • 2388

      #3
      Re: Make it worse game

      Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
      WORSE France starts up a world first nerve gas mine
      Worse: The Moorish hordes invading France get their paws on the nerve gas and use it to launch terrorist attacks on the United States.
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2193

        #4
        Re: Make it worse game

        Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
        Even worse, the Moorish whores also invade and rub their sandy crotches in the faces of all the men who are incapacitated from the nerve gas, therefore getting the men addicted to Arab snatch and leaving the American women lonely and barren.

        That is a bit outlandish. My ´worse´ is overcooked squid so I have little to add here.


        Besides over cooked squid. That is horrible.
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12975

          #5
          Re: Make it worse game

          Originally posted by Roland View Post
          That is a bit outlandish. My ´worse´ is overcooked squid so I have little to add here.

          Besides over cooked squid. That is horrible.
          WORSE: Being forced to eat squid. Any kind: overcooked, well cooked, under-cooked, raw, or alive.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11407

            #6
            Re: Make it worse game

            Originally posted by Roland View Post
            That is a bit outlandish. My ´worse´ is overcooked squid so I have little to add here.


            Besides over cooked squid. That is horrible.
            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            WORSE: Being forced to eat squid. Any kind: overcooked, well cooked, under-cooked, raw, or alive.
            WORSE: The Squid, being a supposedly intelligent species, rise up and take over the world, resulting in over/under-cooked humans.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Roland
              Obese Swedish Meatball
              Delusional Forum Member
              • May 2014
              • 2193

              #7
              Re: Make it worse game

              That is indeed worse. I fail at this game.
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4330

                #8
                Re: Make it worse game

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                WORSE: The Squid, being a supposedly intelligent species, rise up and take over the world, resulting in over/under-cooked humans.
                Oh! How terribly, and undeniably, frightening, dear Sister Handmaiden. I'm afraid that I shall be sleeping with the lights on tonight. Imagine, squid rising up and taking over the world. And, what if they called upon other animals to join them in their reign of terror and quest for power — such as here?!

                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                • Romeo Rovagnati
                  Jesuit Insurgency Operative
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2016
                  • 689

                  #9
                  Re: Make it worse game

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                  WORSE: The Squid, being a supposedly intelligent species, rise up and take over the world, resulting in over/under-cooked humans.
                  Worse: The Squid watches some Japanese fetish cartoons and learns how to propely torture humans.

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11407

                    #10
                    Re: Make it worse game

                    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                    Oh! How terribly, and undeniably, frightening, dear Sister Handmaiden. I'm afraid that I shall be sleeping with the lights on tonight. Imagine, squid rising up and taking over the world. And, what if they called upon other animals to join them in their reign of terror and quest for power — such as here?!

                    Well, there was one frog featured in that trailer who had an impressively menacing scowl. But somehow, that image of a butterfly flapping its wings did not manage to send a chill up my spine.

                    Anyway, we all know that the only time to be really afraid of frogs is when The Lord unleashes them as a plague.
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8406

                      #11
                      Re: Make it worse game

                      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                      Anyway, we all know that the only time to be really afraid of frogs is when The Lord unleashes them as a plague.
                      Toads, on the other hand, are nasty critters. They lurk during the day and jump out and startle people - sometimes fatally - at dusk. Even the French won't eat toads.
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11407

                        #12
                        Re: Make it worse game

                        Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                        They eat toadstools though? Even me, I don't eat fungi.
                        The word, "toadstool" suggests that the vegetation in question serves as a form of furniture for toads.

                        And you, Jen, may not actually eat furniture, but you do manage to chew up the scenery.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Roland
                          Obese Swedish Meatball
                          Delusional Forum Member
                          • May 2014
                          • 2193

                          #13
                          Re: Make it worse game

                          Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                          You'd be amazed what can be edible when deep-fried.
                          I´ll pass on the fried stool samples but be my guest. A friendly request to switch the pan and oil after frying those stool samples.
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12975

                            #14
                            Re: Make it worse game

                            Originally posted by Roland View Post
                            I´ll pass on the fried stool samples but be my guest. A friendly request to switch the pan and oil condemn the entire building after frying those stool samples.
                            I've fixed that sentence for you, dear.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: Make it better game

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Originally Posted byRoland
                              I´ll pass on the fried stool samples but be my guest. A friendly request toswitch the pan and oilcondemn the entire buildingafter frying those stool samples.
                              I've fixed that sentence for you, dear.
                              Better:



                              Dang clip title spoilers.

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