Hear me out, it involves time-travel, only a little bit. Because the Witch Rowling must have looked into the future and stolen the headlines from the news. After intensive historical study, using the methodology of Glenn Beck of Fox News, it became clear.
Voldemort is Joe Biden.
Severus Snape is Donald Trump.
America is Harry Potter.
Ron Weasley is Scotland or something.
The dragon is 8.1% inflation under Joe Biden.
Putin, putin... is one of the Lords or something.
Etc. it all fits.
After 5 scotch whiskies the connection just appeared in my vision.
Voldemort is Joe Biden.
Severus Snape is Donald Trump.
America is Harry Potter.
Ron Weasley is Scotland or something.
The dragon is 8.1% inflation under Joe Biden.
Putin, putin... is one of the Lords or something.
Etc. it all fits.
After 5 scotch whiskies the connection just appeared in my vision.
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