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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6570

    #1

    Caption Contest #649

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  • Dennis Lukes
    Innkeeper for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2018
    • 2376

    #2
    Re: Caption Contest #649

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    Bible-denying scientists attempt to murder the faithful with subliminal messaging.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • Harsha Shah
      Curry slurping demon
       
      • Aug 2014
      • 321

      #3
      Re: Caption Contest #649

      Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
      Yes, MR. Thurmond, it is I, Harsha Shah, yes, and I am replying, yes, and I am a bit worried because all these captions contests seem to be so focused on the old Chinese story of the blind men and the elephant. Yes, perhaps you have heard of the story, the blind persons of masculine identity have been touching an elephant and one is feeling the tail and thinking that is a broom, yes, and another one is fling the ears and thinking that it is a parasol and one is groping the lingam and taking it for a garden hose, yes. This image is a deconstructed elephant, yes. It has the carbohydras, the fats as lamp oil, the elephant's food as the corn and the tomatoe, the water that we are consisting of and the beauty of the animal as beads and its strength as the bolts, yes. It is reminding us that an elephant is being more than its parts and yes it is also playing and there se are seeing the ping pong ball. Yes, you have been giving us a beautiful but imperfect picture of an elephant, yes and thank you Mr. Thurmonde.

      I am also hoping that you are all rejoicing with me because although I am not voting for the conservatives but for our independence, I am feeling happy for our first Indian prime minister Mr. Sunak although he is not speaking Hinglish very well, yes.
      "Ecclesiastes 3:7
      A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
      Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14135

        #4
        Re: Caption Contest #649

        Beware of the elephant.
        Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
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        Exodus 15:23a And when they came to Marah, they could not drink of the waters of Marah, for they were bitter
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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4823

          #5
          Re: Caption Contest #649

          Do not drink the yellow water.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6290

            #6
            Re: Caption Contest #649

            The ideal cocktail to serve to a visiting Democrat.
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