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  • Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

    http://www.unbuttonyourbeast.com/
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

  • #2
    Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

    Crotch where do you find this crap ?


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • #3
      Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      Crotch where do you find this crap ?

      www.afa.net
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

        That explains it. Be sure and take the poll.


        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • #5
          Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          That explains it.

          Tim Wildmon is a hoot, isn't he? AFA is almost as ridiculous as LBC.

          Be sure and take the poll.

          If you're referrring to the gay schools poll, I took it and voted no - I don't consider homosexuality immoral, so I don't see gay-friendly schools as promoting immorality.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            If you're referrring to the gay schools poll, I took it and voted no - I don't consider homosexuality immoral, so I don't see gay-friendly schools as promoting immorality.
            Why do you always think you're right and God's wrong?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #7
              Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Why do you always think you're right and God's wrong?
              I don't - I think God's right when he agrees with me.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • #8
                Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                I don't - I think God's right when he agrees with me.
                Read 2 Corinthians 6. God does not agree with idol-worshippers. And that includes broccoli-worshippers.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Read 2 Corinthians 6. God does not agree with idol-worshippers. And that includes broccoli-worshippers.

                  I don't worship broccoli - I simply recognize the fact that it has a spirit.
                  I recognize that you have a spirit, but I certainly don't worship you.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Levi's hilarious new ad campaign

                    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                    I don't worship broccoli - I simply recognize the fact that it has a spirit.
                    I recognize that you have a spirit, but I certainly don't worship you.
                    Since we all know that heathens are vile liars, the fact that you worship broccoli has been established beyond question. As a Saved True Christian(tm), I have the spirit of Jesus residing in my heart at all times. So by worshipping broccoli but not me, you're directly insulting Christ by exalting broccoli over Him. Repent, sinner!
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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