[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

What do you think other African Americans,

I'll have to find the correct thread to answer this.

Godly Pastors? Where would a thread about being called an appelation before American? It's not really political, but would fit there. I'll await your decisions.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

1. How does one become an ex-Negro? That's an intersting idea....

The first step is they give up their pie-stealing, white woman raping, and welfare collecting ways and accept JESUS into their heart. After that there is still a lot of hard work ahead of them. Brother Remy would be able to describe the details better than me.

2. What do you think other African Americans, who actually value their culture, would say if they found out you were a sellout?

Value their culture? What culture? The little culture Negroes have came from the white man. Negroes would all still be living in the middle of Africa in mud huts, speaking gibberish, and naked if it wasn't for the white man trying to civilize them.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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1. How does one become an ex-Negro? That's an intersting idea....

2. What do you think other African Americans, who actually value their culture, would say if they found out you were a sellout?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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My tap dancing skill has never been high to begin with. I never even liked watermelon all that much either although the rest of my family, especially on my father's side, absolutely LOVE it. Perhaps Jesus has been grooming me to be a True Christian since birth?

Hallelujah, truly His plan is mysterious and wondrous! It is quite obvious that He had True Christianity™ in mind for you to have been so blessed at such a young age under such adverse conditions!

[Remy Lebeau]

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My...my...Remy....you're soooo....DOMINATE, love!!

I never said that only white people can get into heaven, love. Sorry but it wasn't me.

Oh, really?

Noah could not possibly have been white or Christian since Christianity didn't even exist until just 2000 years ago.

You've just associated Christianity with being white in a secular sense of the word. Seeing that only Christians can get into Heaven it is only logical to conclude that you are saying that only white people(.i.e Christians according to you) can get into Heaven. You, sir/ma'am, are a racist on top of being a feces diving homer sissy boy.

Who uses the word "loves" so much anyway? It's kinda boring a repetitive.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Mr. Lebeau, I'd like to congratulate you on your ex-Negro status. I am a former Papist, so I understand your struggle. I am wondering about something. We all know that tap dancing is Satanic, and I'm curious if you found your natural talent at it decreasing as you found your way out of sin.

My tap dancing skill has never been high to begin with. I never even liked watermelon all that much either although the rest of my family, especially on my father's side, absolutely LOVE it. Perhaps Jesus has been grooming me to be a True Christian since birth?

[TwinkBoy]

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Perhaps you should start a new thread directed towards your intended recipient of this question: TwinkBoy and the like. Clearly, he and many other heathens are racist scumbags. Seeing how Twinky claimed that only white people can get into heaven not too long ago I second your question to him.

Twinkboy, why are you such an ignorant racist?

My...my...Remy....you're soooo....DOMINATE, love!!

I never said that only white people can get into heaven, love. Sorry but it wasn't me. As for me being an "ignorant racist", loves...I am NO such thing! However, from the HOLY ROLLER postings I've seen on this forum it appears the good people of LBC True Christians ARE RACISTS to the HILT, loves!

SOooo...I bet you're all wondering where I've been lately, right loves? OHhhh I've just been hanging in the back, in the shadows, in the dark, loves. Let's just say that...mannnnn....Brother Temper gave me a SPLITTING HEADACHE!! But, loves, it's going away now, I think, however, I kind of like the shadows, loves...in the back...in the corner...in the DARKNESS!

Well Chow for now my moppets!
Twink

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Mr. Lebeau, I'd like to congratulate you on your ex-Negro status. I am a former Papist, so I understand your struggle. I am wondering about something. We all know that tap dancing is Satanic, and I'm curious if you found your natural talent at it decreasing as you found your way out of sin.

[Remy Lebeau]

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The real question is, "Why are you all ignorant racists?"

Perhaps you should start a new thread directed towards your intended recipient of this question: TwinkBoy and the like. Clearly, he and many other heathens are racist scumbags. Seeing how Twinky claimed that only white people can get into heaven not too long ago I second your question to him.

Twinkboy, why are you such an ignorant racist?

[Jesus is Lord]

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The real question is, "Why are you all ignorant racists?"

Racists? We're not racist, all we do is state facts about the Hamites and other races.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

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And once again the floor is open to questions...

Brother Wiseman writes, "Why are so many nigras becoming terrorist? Why? Why do they go from bad to worse by becoming black Muslims?"

Well, Marshall, it is known that Islam is a religion of degenerates. Degenerate inevitably end up in jails. Darkies are recruited into the jail bird gang of Islam just like any gang of thugs and punks recruit members for rape and shanking. No different than the Aryan Nation groups we hear about in jails.

Brother Raptuaire writes, "Why do the kneegroids like the towel-heads releigion so well? I've noticed some similarities between the way the muslimoids and darkoids speak, like I have heard a darkie say "Ell'yeah nigga!" and I've heard the muslimoids say "Allah!" Also, I've heard "Gee, a hahd one nigga" and also "Jihad" by the sandcoon. While it seems the negroid and the muslimoid don't seem to always get along, they share that religion. Could you give an analysis on this?

Raptuaire, both the sand and jungle coon being the primitive animals that they are would both look up to the sun and the moon, giving these celestial bodies undue admiration. When the slightly more developed a-rab ousted the false sun god Ra for the equally false moon god Allah the negroid followed suit because the moon has a relationship with nighttime. The cover of dark being the perfect situation to steal and rape. Also the a-rabs, in an attempt to make themselves feel superior, enslaved certain negroids and gave them the Moohamadean religion. Some negroids wishing to elevate themselves to a-rab status started mimicking a-rabs by adopting their false religion in hopes of no longer being Hamites.

Brother Deaner writes, "Is it true that in the ghetto good manners is considered removing the dishes from the sink before urinating in it?"

No, Deaner. In ghettos they urinate on the outside front steps and inside stairways. I do not believe that dishes are even washed in ghettos. The sinks are used to wash niglet babies, chitins, greens, and hair.

Sister Thumper writes, "Is it true negras have an extra muscel in their legs?"

I m afraid not, Sister T. However, hood rats are known to have fast twitch fibers in their musculature. This has developed do to jumping fences, running from authorities, playing basketball all day long instead of going to school, shucking & jiv'in, and from bobbing and weaving around bushes as they attempt to remain unnoticed as they stalk their next rape victim. This type of muscle development is not hereditary.

Glendora has quite a few questions:

Sister, Christianson writes,

1. "How can colored folks afford the gas for those Cadillac Escalades and Lincoln Navigators with the rising price of oil?"

They deal crack.

2. Is it possible to NOT walk to the beat of rap music?

No.

3. I noticed colored folks have pink lips, tongues, and such . . . what color are the naughty bits?

Depends of the skin tone. Your blue gummed blackies have pitch black naughty parts from top to bottom, while the high yellow fellers have a light brownish member with a pinkish peach colored tip. In between those two the coloration will get darker the closer you get to tar complexion. No purple/red coloration or visible green or red veins.

4. a. Why do some colored gals have those great big stand-up butts, even though they aren't that fat?

If you watched national geographic you' ll find that most animals perform the act with the male sneaking up from behind. The descendants of Ham are so degenerated by the time the sons of Shem and Japheth came to rightfully claim them that Satan gave the females a backside to absorb some of the shock from the wild animalistic thrusting brought on by the males.

4. b. Do colored men actually like those great big stand-up butts?

Yes. They absolutely love it. They hoot and hollar like howler monkeys whenever they see one.

5. Finally, there's some young bucks at the liquor store and they keep saying they want to pull up my bumper and smack something, are they planning to valdalize my car?

Did they say, "Smack datazz" ? Brace yourself... Although the negroid love those big round firm high backsides, they would kill their own mother to get a beautiful white woman such as yourself. I must assume that police frequent the area or they know that the owner has a shotgun behind the counter because you are unharmed.

Those filthy degenerate punks want to... do things of a sexual nature... doggiestyle... *shudder*. The thought the common blue gummed negroid with a white woman is appalling. What store is this? Perhaps Elmer and his hunting buddies should pay these coons a visit for showing such disrespect.

Sister Folger writes, "Remy, I can't help but admire you and note that you are an exceptional person. A true credit to your kind. Since I feel so safe with you and you haven't raped me or anything. Does this mean I can trust all high yellow coloreds?"

No, Melissa. Not all coloreds of the lighter persuation are honorary white men. Although it is true that given equal conditions they are better than the tar baby variety, they are usually raised by their darker more savage bretheren. Only trust Landover Baptist Church(r) approved coloreds. The Reverend Dwight Williams is a darker complexion than myself, but he is a True Christian(tm) and church approved. Colin Powell is light in complexion yet has regressed and started making trouble for GWB's new head negro Condie. Make sure you consult with church staff before ever being alone with any colored.

Sister Galvin writes, "Is it true that wetbacks private parts are shaped like an aztec spear?"

Because many are uncircumsized in Mexico their privates look more like tamales or some kind of soft shell tortilla wrap. I hope that answered your question, Shannon.

The real question is, "Why are you all ignorant racists?"

[Remy Lebeau]

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SOooo Noah was white? HA!! If anything he was a Palestinian or Iraqi JEW!

Noah was from the line of original men. That makes him white because God created Adam in His image and that image is logically that of a white person. God must be white because why would he make white people beautiful and Himself a big-nosed hairy A-rab?

Now YOU PEOPLE read your bibles!

You people??? YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! What do you mean by that, bigot?

Noah could not possibly have been white or Christian since Christianity didn't even exist until just 2000 years ago. How ridiculous to say such things!

So Noah can't be white because he couldn't be a Christian? So only whites can serve God and go to Heaven? You racist son of a... He couldn't be a Jew either since there were no Jews til after the captivity of the Israelites. There is no mention of the word "jew" anywhere from Adam to Moses. No mention during Solomon's time... Alot of time goes by before the first jews emerge. Christ is God. Therefore, serving God makes one a Christian no matter what era or what they call themselves. Christians serve God. Jews serve money.

But, I expect nothing other than such racists responses here. What if the "mark of Cain" was not black but WHITE?

What are you talking about, sinner? There were no negroidials back during Cain's time.

AND you really expect me to believe that your god destroyed the whole earth during the flood and killed all of humankind except for this one family? Gee, your God must love DEATH then! He's not even a god at all but a KILLER! And THIS is what you worship?

Best watch your tone before He strikes you dead too.

Thank the GOD I know s/he is not a killer full of bloodlust but is overflowing with compassion and love for ALL things.

Typical, hippie "my god is my personal set of likes and dislikes" banter. You made up all of your "god's" qualities. That makes your "god" make believe. In the real world separate entities don't conveniently share all our likes and dislikes. Sissy.

[Brother Temperance]

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What if the "mark of Cain" was not black but WHITE?

So you think white people are sinful and inferior? Typical liberal hatespeech. Jesus has no patience for this kind of bigotry, you vicious sodomite demon!

[OnYourKnees]

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SOooo Noah was white? HA!! If anything he was a Palestinian or Iraqi JEW! Now YOU PEOPLE read your bibles! Noah could not possibly have been white or Christian since Christianity didn't even exist until just 2000 years ago. How ridiculous to say such things! But, I expect nothing other than such racists responses here. What if the "mark of Cain" was not black but WHITE?

Wow, you don't even pay attention.

Nobody said Noah was Christian. And why could he not have been white just because Jesus hadn't come yet? There are plenty of white Jews. It's a religion, not a race.

And you've already been corrected by Brother Love. It's the curse of Ham, the descendants of whom were the Canaanites, not the "mark of Cain", the son of Adam and Eve, who killed his brother Abel.

[TwinkBoy]

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SOooo Noah was white? HA!! If anything he was a Palestinian or Iraqi JEW! Now YOU PEOPLE read your bibles! Noah could not possibly have been white or Christian since Christianity didn't even exist until just 2000 years ago. How ridiculous to say such things! But, I expect nothing other than such racists responses here. What if the "mark of Cain" was not black but WHITE?

AND you really expect me to believe that your god destroyed the whole earth during the flood and killed all of humankind except for this one family? Gee, your God must love DEATH then! He's not even a god at all but a KILLER! And THIS is what you worship?

Thank the GOD I know s/he is not a killer full of bloodlust but is overflowing with compassion and love for ALL things.