[Levi Jones]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Well, I was born in Abuja (my dad is Nigerian, my mom isn't) and moved to America. So what does that make me ...

Tell your father I will not invest with him. I know he's lying about having 20 million dollars. Talk about learning it the hard way.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, I was born in Abuja (my dad is Nigerian, my mom isn't) and moved to America. So what does that make me ...
And so you're saying that all black people smoke crack...
Thats rich...

Ask your daddy if he remembers the letter I sent him last winter when he tried to hit up God's favorite church for money.

Dear Reverend Spearchucker.

Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

God hates you and so do we.

Pastor Ezekiel

[PKforever]

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I have a question, Why do the thugging wild niggras hold there guns sideways why they shoot? I was never taught this way from my Grandpappa may he rest in peace and God Bless his soul!

[BelieverInGod]

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I have a question, Why do the thugging wild niggras hold there guns sideways why they shoot? I was never taught this way from my Grandpappa may he rest in peace and God Bless his soul!

Only in the movies, and only because it looks cool. If you really had ever fired off a handgun you would know this.

[Marshall]

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Is it possible for a black person to make a ghost?

[LordHaveMercy]

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I have a question, Why do the thugging wild niggras hold there guns sideways why they shoot? I was never taught this way from my Grandpappa may he rest in peace and God Bless his soul!

That's because you probably never shot out of a car window opened a few inches. If you are doing a drive-by, holding the gun sideways allows the recoil to move the pistol along the horizontal axis, where there is plenty of room for movement. Holding the gun upright causes the pistol to bounce off the upper sill of the door or window when firing.

This style of hold carries over to the street, as being all "gangsta".

[/sliverfish]

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how in the world do you change your skin color? And by the way, skin pigment does not denote actions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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how in the world do you change your skin color? And by the way, skin pigment does not denote actions.

Who said anything about changing skin color?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Is it possible for a black person to make a ghost?

Brother Wiseman,

The blue gums are particularly skilled at making "ghosts". All they need to do is turn off the lights. If they smile it's called a Cheshire Shade.

Some True Christian scientist have theorized that because negroidials, wild pure blooded negroids of the Dark Continent, do not have souls they do not go a Hell - not immediately anyway - but instead serve as dark malevolent spirits for the Lord.

Judges 9
23 Then God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem; and the men of Shechem dealt treacherously with Abimelech:

1 Samuel 16
14 But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.
15 And Saul's servants said unto him, Behold now, an evil spirit from God troubleth thee.

Even the secularist acknowledge them, although they would never admit what they really are.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people

Creation science research are still looking into this.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Brother Remy,

Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.

They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."

Curious,

Sister Thumper

[Cursed]

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Brother Remy,

Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.

They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."

Curious,

Sister Thumper

I think I know this one!

It's because their mouth is more like a gorilla mouth than a full human mouth.

They have thick tongues and lips; great for making clicking sounds and stripping meat off of bones, but no good for the subtleties of speaking proper American.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy,

Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.

They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."

Curious,

Sister Thumper

I think I know this one!

It's because their mouth is more like a gorilla mouth than a full human mouth.

They have thick tongues and lips; great for making clicking sounds and stripping meat off of bones, but no good for the subtleties of speaking proper American.

You are partially correct, brother. There is not much use for a D in a "language" composed of chirps, squawks, clicks, and chicken dance sign lanuage. But the honest answer is that Osambo's sow speaks a dialect common among uppity, sass mouth, ghetto fabulous, white hating, negro supremacist elitists.

I have heard many common nigra pronounce their Ds.

"Wat up, Dawg"
"Gib meh Dat!!"
"Gibs muh a Dollah!!"
"Dayum! Datz a fat azz!!"
"Muh Dick, Be-otch!!"
"Ware Da whyte wimenz at?!?!"
"I ain't Do nuffin, offisa!!!"
"Da hooD"
"Iz sho lik me sum greenz n cone breaD"
"Rollin on Doves"
"Done be Dissin me!"
"I ain't Dat baby's DaDDy?"
"D-Trooooit" (Detroit)
"Dez Mo'enez" (Des Moines)
"BirfDay"
"Grape Drank"
"Iz oni votes Demacat"
"Catlack EscalaDe"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Brother Remy, I saw something horrifying the other day that I felt I should ask you about.

While some brethren and I were shaming the visitors to an adult bookstore (smut shop) by taking their photos to put up on a website and to mail to their wives and employers, one threw a 1980s videotape at me. Hit me right between the eyes with the corner, almost knocked me out.

It had a dark-skinned man on the cover, and was titled, "Bisexual Jungle Creampie Fever, starring Reamy Beleau".

REAM ME BELOW?!

You didn't ever happen to know this fellow, did you? Before you were Saved?

[Immaculate Kiwi]

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I was involved in a recent undercover demon-hunting expedition inquiry and faced the same shocking reality, this cant be the same Remy I look up to and adore. Please allay my fears Remy, tell me the esteemed Rev. M. Rodimer is mistaken!?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy, I saw something horrifying the other day that I felt I should ask you about.

While some brethren and I were shaming the visitors to an adult bookstore (smut shop) by taking their photos to put up on a website and to mail to their wives and employers, one threw a 1980s videotape at me. Hit me right between the eyes with the corner, almost knocked me out.

It had a dark-skinned man on the cover, and was titled, "Bisexual Jungle Creampie Fever, starring Reamy Beleau".

REAM ME BELOW?!

You didn't ever happen to know this fellow, did you? Before you were Saved?

I never associated with any homosexual whatsoever other than those trannies who looked like women - prettier than alot of unsaved women actually. And even then, it was doing godly missionary. As you know we do alot of missionary work in godless countries across the world. I tend to favor godless Brazil.

I was involved in a recent undercover demon-hunting expedition inquiry and faced the same shocking reality, this cant be the same Remy I look up to and adore. Please allay my fears Remy, tell me the esteemed Rev. M. Rodimer is mistaken!?

I can assure you both that my holy rectum has never been violated. My anus has never been assassinated, I have never played backgammon, no bandit has ever snuck in through my back door, I've never holstered a billy club, my fudge has never been packed, my donut has never had filling, my booty never pirated, my pillows have never had bit marks, I have never had the AIDS, my turds were never burglared, my rectum has never been disemboweled, nor have I been to San Fransisco (without a hazmat suit).

My anus is clean, unspoiled, ultra tight and virginal. Just like Jesus.