[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I've just now installed a correct avatar;
a youthful picture of myself
(outdated; I was born in '54)

Now we are getting somewhere! That avatar, I just happen to know, is a famous English Evangelist. The first Ted Haggard, only witty.

"Bigamy is one wife too many" he said. "Monogamy is the same".

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

You've arroused your senior!

I did not indeed to engorge your nigra loving tallywhacker you homersexual sycophant. First it was Rachael Van Hellbound who was in constant heat for my butter caramel complexion and now a genuine homer. Begone from this Holy thread, sinner. Repent!!!

Poetry is not for Homer
Poetry's a knife to cut the nuts

Matthew 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.[30] And if thy right hand offend thee, cut if off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

You'd be best to cut your nuts off, homer.

from pinks and blacks that pose as men.

I think that I shall never see
a buck as blushing as is thee[/b][/size]=

Save your girlish giggles.

...I'm not some nigra buck, homer. I am an ex-negro born in the blood of JESUS CHRIST!!! Turn your nigra craving gaze away and pluck out your eyes; for they offend God as well as your feces covered tallywhacker..

and so it goes in highly adult debates...

ugh... cease your gay pornography innuendos before Jesus smites you where you stand.

You have proven once and for all that peotry is for queers.

[Poetic Peter]

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Now we are getting somewhere! That avatar, I just happen to know, is a famous English Evangelist. The first Ted Haggard, only witty.

"Bigamy is one wife too many" he said. "Monogamy is the same".

Hello Sage Friend of Jesus,

Yes, one might imagine some slight resemblance.
That's just a picture of myself at about 40.
It was taken for a lark--local paper did a write-up on
"The Collected Wits of a Paint and Varnish Chemist"

Here I am at 23.

See they are the same person.
Sloe eyes--rare--same guy.

_____________


Response to humorless Mr. Remy:

I have no interest in you sir,
you dong-fixated Romeo;
I'm not conflicted near your way.
I'm no homer homey-o.

Do not provoke me into ire
or I'll expose and send you back,
back, back
to your old Kentucky home

os.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Response to humorless Mr. Remy:

I have no interest in you sir,
you dong-fixated Romeo;

Please don't mention my above average tallywhacker again, queer. And fixated means "obsessed", not "heavy", you idiot.

I'm not conflicted near your way.
I'm no homer homey-o.

We know what "o" means in homer talk, sinner. You disgust me, fudge packer.

Do not provoke me into ire

You're already in "ire" you filthy pervert.

or I'll expose and send you back,

I'm notified the Landover Security Detail... You just threatened to remove my clothing and back me up into you're feces covered tallywhacker.100 infraction points

back, back

Do not mention my rear end even again!!!! 100 infraction points

to your old Kentucky home

os.

There is nothing humorous about sodomy, faggot.

I am issuing you 200 additional infraction points for homo erotic poetry and a desire to sodomize a True Christian™. You'll get an additional 50 warning points for not blubbering depressing, morbid, and suicidal poems like your gothtard brethren. If you're going to be a homer at least intend to die before old age.

That's a grand total of 450 infraction points.

Oh, yeah. Calling me humorless is tantamount to an insult. That's 200 more infraction points. OK, so you've just racked up 650 warning points.

[Poetic Peter]

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Calling me humorless is tantamount to an insult

????

50 warning points for not blubbering depressing, morbid, and suicidal poems like your gothtard brethren.

I'll work off fifty points here, now



in parable:



Asking of a cane toad one fine day:
"Why do you puff your warty glands
oozing deadly toxins?"

Answering a human one fine day:
"to remind you that I am a toad
with a wicked sense of humor."





Genuinely sorry if you really took my humor wrongly.
We never can tell what the other guy's thinking without eye contact
or an attempted handshake.
Go suck a wart.




Peter
the toad

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

You have proven once and for all that peotry is for queers.

You remember when I wrote you from Tremont last spring,
sending you a little canto of what I called poetry,
I promised to bore you with another some time.

I now fulfil the promise.
The subject of the present one is an insane man;
his name is Matthew Gentry. He is three years older than I,
and when we were boys we went to school together.

He was rather a bright lad, and the son of the rich man
of a very poor neighborhood. At the age of nineteen
he unaccountably became furiously mad, from which condition
he gradually settled down into harmless insanity.

When, as I told you in my other letter, I visited my old home in the fall of 1844,
I found him still lingering in this wretched condition.
In my poetizing mood I could not forget the impression his case made upon me.

Here is the result.




But here's an object more of dread
Than aught the grave contains--
A human form with reason fled,
While wretched life remains.

When terror spread, and neighbors ran
Your dangerous strength to bind,
And soon, a howling, crazy man,
Your limbs were fast confined:

How then you strove and shrieked aloud,
Your bones and sinews bared;
And fiendish on the grazing crowd
With burning eyeballs glared;

And begged and swore, and wept and prayed,
With manic laughter joined;
How fearful were these signs displayed
By pangs that killed the mind!

And when at length the drear and long
Time soothed thy fiercer woes,
How plaintively thy mournful song
Upon the still night rose!

I've heard it oft as if I dreamed,
Far distant, sweet and lone,
The funeral dirge it ever seemed
Of reason dead and gone.

To drink its strains I've stole away,
All stealthily and still,
Ere yet the rising god of day
Had streaked the eastern hill.

Air held her breath; trees with the spell
Seemed sorrowing angels round,
Whose swelling tears in dewdrops fell
Upon the listening ground.

But this is past, and naught remains
That raised thee o'er the brute;
Thy piercing shrieks and soothing strain
Are like, forever mute.

Now fare thee well! More thou the cause
Than subject now of woe.
All mental pangs by time's kind laws
Hast lost the power to know.

O death! thou awe-inspiring prince
That keepst the world in fear,
Why dost thou tear more blest ones hence,
And leave him lingering here?

A. Lincoln

[John Smith]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

i just love african culture and history so i wanted to start a kwanzaa party at work but i do not want to seem prejudiced by mentioning it because i am a caucasion how can i bring up the idea in the next meeting without offending the african americans who are there

the n word is very prejudiced and because i work at the aclu you can trust me

[Jesus is Lord]

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i just love african culture and history so i wanted to start a kwanzaa party at work but i do not want to seem prejudiced by mentioning it because i am a caucasion how can i bring up the idea in the next meeting without offending the african americans who are there

Why would you want to celebrate Kwanzaa? Why would you, as a Caucasion want to celebrate "African-American heritage"? Why don't you celebrate the birthday of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ instead?

the n word is very prejudiced and because i work at the aclu you can trust me

Negro is preudiced? How so? Blacks use the word themselves and is the Spanish word for black (according to Wikipedia). The other "n-word" is derogatory and offensive to many but negro is not.

You work for the ACLU? Don't make me laugh. No way even they would hire someone as stupid as you. You don't even capitalize their name so that tells me you have little respect for them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

i just love african culture and history so i wanted to start a kwanzaa party at work but i do not want to seem prejudiced by mentioning it because i am a caucasion how can i bring up the idea in the next meeting without offending the african americans who are there

the n word is very prejudiced and because i work at the aclu you can trust me

They let mental cripples work at the Anti-Christian Losers Upchuck? I have to admit that I'm surprised to hear that. I assumed they were all clever jews.

Why do you hate Christ?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

They let mental cripples work at the Anti-Christian Losers Upchuck? I have to admit that I'm surprised to hear that. I assumed they were all clever jews.

Why do you hate Christ?

I think he hates Christ because either He, in His infinite wisdom, made him a mental cripple, Satan has blinded him to the Truth, or a combination of both.

[Remy Lebeau]

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John Smith writes, "i just love african culture and history so i wanted to start a kwanzaa party at work but i do not want to seem prejudiced by mentioning it because i am a caucasion how can i bring up the idea in the next meeting without offending the african americans who are there."

Kwanzaa has nothing to do with the dark continent and America. It was invented in the late 80's/early 90's by Satan in an attempt to ruin baby Jesus's birthday celebration. African negroids have no culture. They are a wild bunch driven by pure instinct. They still live in mud huts and die from toothaches in areas untouched by human white christians.

Smithers continues, "the n word is very prejudiced and because i work at the aclu you can trust me."

You are not a True Christian™ so I cannot trust you. The only prejudiced word you can call an American Negro is "african American". Not only do most darkies in America not have african citizenship, but there is nothing worse that lumping the American Negro(who has a soul) with the pure blooded african negroidial(who has no soul).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Kwanzaa party

i just love african culture and history so i wanted to start a kwanzaa party at work but i do not want to seem prejudiced by mentioning it because i am a caucasion how can i bring up the idea in the next meeting without offending the african americans who are there

A kwanzaa party? Sounds good. I've got all kinds of great ideas you can suggest to your darkie friends. How about playing a nice game of "Pick the cotton on the plantation"? Or they can have a competition to see who can shine a white man's shoes the best. The ACLJew sounds like the sort of mad-cap upside-down place where they'd let women work, so if you do have any women in your office, you can get them to bake some cake for a walking competition! Let us know how it goes.

[John Smith]

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if i capitalize some words and not others it would be unfair so every word is equal this way african american is the proper way to address people of pigment because it honors their noble ancestry i wanted to have a kwanzaa party because we have a christmas party and we should not leave people out if they do not celebrate christmas that would be unfair this way everyone gets a party like we had during the holy ramadan where our technicians and programmers had such a wonderful time the aclu is a wonderful organization and we do a lot toward getting discrimination and unfairness out of places like this church i get very sad when i read the horrible way people of different lifestyles are discussed here and the way womyn are degraded it is awful remy should love his african friends and extended family

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

if i capitalize some words and not others it would be unfair so every word is equal this way african american is the proper way to address people of pigment because it honors their noble ancestry i wanted to have a kwanzaa party because we have a christmas party and we should not leave people out if they do not celebrate christmas that would be unfair this way everyone gets a party like we had during the holy ramadan where our technicians and programmers had such a wonderful time the aclu is a wonderful organization and we do a lot toward getting discrimination and unfairness out of places like this church i get very sad when i read the horrible way people of different lifestyles are discussed here and the way womyn are degraded it is awful remy should love his african friends and extended family

Friend, do i understand you correctly that you think negroids have a "noble ancestry"?? Perhaps you need to brush up on your Biblical wisdom! The negroes are a different color because God wanted some way to remind us who is supposed to be subservient to whom. Remember, being black is a punishment rendered upon someone because of Ham's homer tendency to look at his father's tallywhacker. If that is noble, then you have some interesting definitions!

Perhaps you weren't aware, but Kwaanzaa is merely a code word that means "Murder in the Ghetto". As Pastor ezekiel's uncle would say, some people will just believe whatever they hear, henny penny! Some people (like yourself) just don't do their research!

Ramadan (people who observe it, by the way, own the hotel Ramada--they just chopped off a letter to try to sneak it by us white people) is merely a holiday in which America-haters join together to plot new ways of hurting us. That is where 98.7% of all terrorist activities are planned, as I have found in my extensive research.

In regards to your statement trying to "defend" women, just remember this: women are the cause of ALL evil in the world. Everything they get, they deserve. They are lucky that they can even have a chance of being saved through humility, submission and painful childbearing. And even then, their Salvation(r) is in question!

[Talitha]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

if i capitalize some words and not others it would be unfair so every word is equal this way african american is the proper way to address people of pigment because it honors their noble ancestry i wanted to have a kwanzaa party because we have a christmas party and we should not leave people out if they do not celebrate christmas that would be unfair this way everyone gets a party like we had during the holy ramadan where our technicians and programmers had such a wonderful time the aclu is a wonderful organization and we do a lot toward getting discrimination and unfairness out of places like this church i get very sad when i read the horrible way people of different lifestyles are discussed here and the way womyn are degraded it is awful remy should love his african friends and extended family

Do you EVER have to breathe when you speak a sentence or does all of this hot air emanate from your posterior after a Bowl of Tofu?