[OnYourKnees]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Love, I did hear they had a new toll-free number, 1-800-KKK-HELP. However, as you're aware, Landover is a diverse congregation which welcomes all races, and the Klan has been known to remind some financially well-endowed but excessively-pigmented folk of their "societal position" just a bit too forcefully for them to remain donors feel welcomed by the Love of Jesus.

Surely, we wouldn't want to risk losing more such high net- valued adherents of the faith, would we?

[Brother Love]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I have a new question, Mr. Lebeau.

A few weeks back, I was at a bus stop seeking wayward young men to whom I could witness, and saw three of those American Negro bucks you tell us about.

One yelled something to me that I couldn't understand, since I don't speak Jive or McDonald's Worker or whatever they talk nowadays, so I walked away. Once my back was turned, I heard one say, "I sho' wanna bust a cap in DAT ass," followed by grunts of agreement from his cohorts.

I turned around, expecting to see a gun, but found that he and the two others were rubbing bulges in their pants . . . and not where one might expect to see a gun! I'll spare you the rest of the story, but be assured there was much rebuking!

Now, there's no way even American Negro bucks could confuse ME with a woman, as I'm far too manly and bearded. Did I misinterpret their words and actions? Are bucks part-homers, or are they just eager to get their tallywhackers into anything white and pure, even if it's a man?

I must admit that I found myself dazed and confused, and the whole experience left me stretched to my limits.

God bless ya On Your Knees! Now these nigra bucks jist may be part homer as I sees them all day long grabbin' themselves as they walk along and tryin' to hold up their oversized pants with the other hand. Now I DON'T know ANY MAN that grabs himself all the time 'cept HOMERSEXUALS! So, I'd say that the black bucks you encountered most likely was part homer.

Thank God Almighty they didn't try to rape ya! Cuz I heard awhile back that homersexual rape is a growing problem out in Cali-FORNICATOR. Now jist a bit of advice to ya and all other TRUE CHRISTIANS, On Your Knees. I thinks it's a good idea to carry the HOLY BIBLE KJV1611 in one hand and a 357 magnum in the other. That way if SINNERS don't listen to the WORD then the HOLY SPIRIT has the option of guiding your other hand towards that .357 magnum and lettin' the SINNERS feel the WRATH of the LORD a bit. But, mind ya, that's jist my bit of advice for the PEOPLE of the LORD cuz we is livin' in EVIL TIMES and among people who are MEAN SPIRITED and outright EVIL!!

Now, I'm sure ya has prayed about all this and MOST LIKELY the GOOD LORD is tellin' ya to take this whole matter to your nearest RIGHTEOUS Klansman cuz he and his buddies can quite probably take cares of them nigra horned bucks rit away. But, mind ya, that is jist what I feel the Holy Spirit directin' ya towards.

Now I is sure this has in fact stretched ya BLESSED TRUE CHIRSITAN SOUL to the limits but don't fret cuz the LORD has everything under control. And what the Lord can't do the men in white hoods can!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Ah, but what if it's a Wicker baby-pie? Then it's not a dessert, it's more of a meal.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Is pie thievery a crime of gluttony, ingorance, or opportunity?

I believe it is a crime of all three, Brother.

Gluttony for stealing a dessert, ignorance for stealing from a white woman and not realizing the consequences, ignorance for not knowing how to make their own pies, and opportunity as they see the opportuity to get something without working for it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Is pie thievery a crime of gluttony, ingorance, or opportunity?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Have hamites truly diverged so much from mankind? When Adam and his simple-minded sin inclined wife, Eve, ate that apple they realized they were naked and all mankind have maintained this realization. Where is the shame in these darkies?

So either they have regressed into animals and aren't aware of their nudity or they are willfully accepting Satan and blaspheming the Lord with their naked polished onyx flesh. They obviously aren't without sin so they must be in league with Satan.

Indeed, if the nigras had ever encountered the Holy Bible then they might be aware of this verse:
1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array...
If that's a negro's idea of modest apparel, then they are truly backwards and wrong.

[Remy Lebeau]

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It looks as though she has built a plate into her bottom lip, so she may shovel bugs and twigs and whatever else they eat into her mouth without spilling on her naked body, which would call attention to her lack of clothing.

Have hamites truly diverged so much from mankind? When Adam and his simple-minded sin inclined wife, Eve, ate that apple they realized they were naked and all mankind have maintained this realization. Where is the shame in these darkies?

So either they have regressed into animals and aren't aware of their nudity or they are willfully accepting Satan and blaspheming the Lord with their naked polished onyx flesh. They obviously aren't without sin so they must be in league with Satan.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Not sure, Pastor. I don't think they even know what pizza is over in the Dark Continent. It is probably eating one of its litter in an attempt to curb the overpopulation or maybe eating children is the latest hair brained AIDS cure theory those jungle bunnies has come up with.

It looks as though she has built a plate into her bottom lip, so she may shovel bugs and twigs and whatever else they eat into her mouth without spilling on her naked body, which would call attention to her lack of clothing.

[Remy Lebeau]

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How is it that kneegrows smell out my pie on the window sill so quickly? My black-almond merengue was snatched in less than 10 seconds!


Can they spot it quickly with their large white eyes or do they smell it out with their hidiously flat, large nostril noses?

It's those huge horse like nostrils they have on their hideously wide and flat snouts.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

How is it that kneegrows smell out my pie on the window sill so quickly? My black-almond merengue was snatched in less than 10 seconds!


Can they spot it quickly with their large white eyes or do they smell it out with their hidiously flat, large nostril noses?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother, that picture is a bit small for me to see. Is that darkie eating a dirt pizza?

Not sure, Pastor. I don't think they even know what pizza is over in the Dark Continent. It is probably eating one of its litter in an attempt to curb the overpopulation or maybe eating children is the latest hair brained AIDS cure theory those jungle bunnies has come up with.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I cannot see the difference between the nigress sow and the nigra buck.

And bucks aren't too smart as it is.

Brother, that picture is a bit small for me to see. Is that darkie eating a dirt pizza?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

<sigh>

Brother Remy truly is GOD'S Favorite (and my) caramel colored Brother!

Keep up the good work Blessed Brother!

Proud, Sister Thumper

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

OnYourKnees writes, "A few weeks back, I was at a bus stop seeking wayward young men to whom I could witness, and saw three of those American Negro bucks you tell us about.

One yelled something to me that I couldn't understand, since I don't speak Jive or McDonald's Worker or whatever they talk nowadays, so I walked away. Once my back was turned, I heard one say, "I sho' wanna bust a cap in DAT ass," followed by grunts of agreement from his cohorts.

I turned around, expecting to see a gun, but found that he and the two others were rubbing bulges in their pants . . . and not where one might expect to see a gun! I'll spare you the rest of the story, but be assured there was much rebuking!

Now, there's no way even American Negro bucks could confuse ME with a woman, as I'm far too manly and bearded. Did I misinterpret their words and actions? Are bucks part-homers, or are they just eager to get their tallywhackers into anything white and pure, even if it's a man?

Are you sure they were whistling at you? Anything is possible. Have you seen the typical nigress?



I cannot see the difference between the nigress sow and the nigra buck.

And bucks aren't too smart as it is.

Therefore, yes, in a way all nigra are inherently homers.

He continues, "I must admit that I found myself dazed and confused, and the whole experience left me stretched to my limits."

I'm sorry to hear that you were raped by a group of nigra bucks so badly that your orifices were stretched. Have you had an AIDS test?

Poetic Peter writes, "Some time ago while flipping channels I heard a nigra interviewer interviewing a buck who was out of prison.

The interlocutor asked the interlocutee something about 'on the down low' or is it spelled 'on the down-low'?
I didn't pause long enough for the answer.

Anyway, what's that about 'on the down low'."

It's nigra code for feces diving butt fornication. Ask OnYourKnees about that.

[Poetic Peter]

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I have a question for Mr. Remy too.

Some time ago while flipping channels I heard a nigra interviewer interviewing a buck who was out of prison.

The interlocutor asked the interlocutee something about "on the down low" or is it spelled "on the down-low"?
I didn't pause long enough for the answer.

Anyway, what's that about "on the down low".


Peter