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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

    Friends, America has let us down. The worst has happened. This is a tragedy of epic proportions.

    So this ... "person" will take his residency in the West Wing in a few months. No doubt, that place will be destroyed and defiled after a full term.

    Members of my congregation have shown me an interview with that... person in a magazine called "Rolling Stone". I'm not sure if that is a True Christian™ publication, but I guess it's about Stoning.

    Anyway, when asked:

    If you're in the White House and could install any one play toy — bowling alley, water polo — what would it be?

    Originally posted by President Elect
    Basketball court. If we can get an indoor basketball court, I'd be happy.


    Can you imagine, all the high fiving, time-outs, yelling, cheerleaders, "double-teaming" and "backdoors" in the OVAL OFFICE?

    Therefor Friends, the Pastors have agreed to pay a final visit to this place that is so dear to Real Americans. We haven't set a date yet, but preferably when GW is still around - perhaps we can even have a chat with Him.

    Reply to this thread if you want to join us. (don't even try to not join us ) Let's keep a living memory of a place without disco balls and "hoops". This way, we will be able to assist Sarah Palin when she has to repair all the damage done in 2012.

    Amen!

    Mark 14:58
    We heard him say, I will destroy this temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

    No doubt he'll have an old Chevy up on blocks on the Whitehouse lawn and let weeds grow up through it, and his "homeboys" will use it to smoke crack, and before long some bitch will have her litter in there....

    It just makes me want to VOMIT!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • sinnersbedamned
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 106

      #3
      Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

      We'll clearly have to build a new white house on the compound. As the old white house is not white anymore.

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      • s@ul77
        Unsaved trash
        • Aug 2008
        • 97

        #4
        Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Friends, America has let us down. The worst has happened. This is a tragedy of epic proportions.

        So this ... "person" will take his residency in the West Wing in a few months. No doubt, that place will be destroyed and defiled after a full term.

        Members of my congregation have shown me an interview with that... person in a magazine called "Rolling Stone". I'm not sure if that is a True Christian™ publication, but I guess it's about Stoning.

        Anyway, when asked:








        Can you imagine, all the high fiving, time-outs, yelling, cheerleaders, "double-teaming" and "backdoors" in the OVAL OFFICE?

        Therefor Friends, the Pastors have agreed to pay a final visit to this place that is so dear to Real Americans. We haven't set a date yet, but preferably when GW is still around - perhaps we can even have a chat with Him.

        Reply to this thread if you want to join us. (don't even try to not join us ) Let's keep a living memory of a place without disco balls and "hoops". This way, we will be able to assist Sarah Palin when she has to repair all the damage done in 2012.

        Amen!

        Mark 14:58
        We heard him say, I will destroy this temple that is made with hands, and within three days I will build another made without hands.
        Pity you had not noticed that Bush had destroyed the Constitution and that America is heading towards Corporate Fascisms.
        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        No doubt he'll have an old Chevy up on blocks on the Whitehouse lawn and let weeds grow up through it, and his "homeboys" will use it to smoke crack, and before long some bitch will have her litter in there....

        It just makes me want to VOMIT!
        More racism and hate, i am no fan of O-bam-bam.

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #5
          Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

          Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
          More racism and hate, i am no fan of O-bam-bam.
          You accuse a Landover pastor of racism while comparing an African-American to an infant caveman? My irony meter just broke.
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          • SamDaHeathen
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2008
            • 13

            #6
            Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

            Yep, the White house is now officially a Ghetto pad.

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            • Father Maurice Lester
              Ring-kissing Papist dog
              • Sep 2006
              • 3366

              #7
              Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              ...Let's keep a living memory of a place without disco balls and "hoops". This way, we will be able to assist Sarah Palin when she has to repair all the damage done in 2012.

              Word has it that Sarah was planning to cover all of the White House walls with dozens of her very own animal trophies. She was going to use the many antler points to hang her new wardrobe on or so was thinking.

              Don't worry... if she does ever get around to reading a newspaper, looking at a world map and running for President she can cover up the Obama's decorating with Moose-heads, favourable press clippings and refrigerator art from her soon to be many grandchildren...


              ... or at least two of the above.




              Bless you, my decor-by-walmartyr,
              Father Mo




              .
              A Cardinal in the making.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                I just found this. I am speechless

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                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #9
                  Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                  Disgusting.

                  I am going to volunteer right now to help Sister Sarah and Brother Todd clean up all the empty 40 oz. malt liquor bottles and fried chicken bones that they will leave when they're driven from office in disgrace in four years. I just hope I don't get stuck with a broken crack pipe or a dirty needle.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                    Will all the drapes and upholstery be redone in Kente Cloth???
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                    • Take That
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 42

                      #11
                      Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                      This is insanity, how about stop focusing on false stereotypes and realize that he might actually do some good for this country, the economy can't get much worse and quite frankly, it's time for a change.

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                      • Micah Boenheffer
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 62

                        #12
                        Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                        I read it was built, or is it 'rigged', by slaves.

                        It's due for a collapse.

                        I think it would be the LORD's little ironic twist for it to fall all around our first Tom president. HE will probably get a kick out of it as will I. Osama can then build a little lean-to out of the scraps. It would be more fitting for someone like him. It will remind him of where he was born in Kenya. That is until President Palin takes over in 4 years. She can then build a nice hunting lodge on the site. Plenty of game to hunt around DC.
                        Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
                        Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812

                          #13
                          Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                          Originally posted by Take It Down View Post
                          the economy can't get much worse
                          Yes, it can get much worse. You are too young to remember what the economy was like during the Carter presidency.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                          • Take That
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 42

                            #14
                            Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                            Yes, it can get much worse. You are too young to remember what the economy was like during the Carter presidency.

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben

                            And how has the economy been since Bush has been in the oval office.....


                            i once again say a time for change, and hopefully Obama is that change, i for one didn't vote for him, but he was elected and there is not much that can be done about it besides hope for the best

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: See the White House before ... that "person" destroys it.

                              Originally posted by Take It Down View Post
                              And how has the economy been since Bush has been in the oval office.....


                              i once again say a time for change, and hopefully Obama is that change, i for one didn't vote for him, but he was elected and there is not much that can be done about it besides hope for the best
                              If you voted for McCain/Palin, then why are you in here making these hateful comments? I smell a rat. Your story doesn't add up, boy.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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