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  • TwinkBoy
    CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 212
    #1

    Castles & Phones

    Castles don't have phones!! HA!! I LOVE it, loves!! Thanx..(((hugs forum administrator)))

    Wonder if that's a banana in his pocket OR if he's just HAPPY to see......snicker, snicker...




    Hey..he,he...you're all WET!....can I get anyone of you a SATANIC MECHANIC??

    Now, DON'T get all stung out...by the way I look.....LMAO



    Remember loves....

    There's ALWAYS a light....OVER at the FRANKENSTIEN place should you EVER break down...in the midst of a horrid rain storm...and your names are....BRAD and JANET....damit...I LOVE YOUuuu....
    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
      Scientific Advisor
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2373
      #2
      Re: Castles & Phones

      .......... Did you have a point or were you just typing whilst being reamed up the unmentionables by your "partner"?
      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323
          #3
          Re: Castles & Phones

          Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
          Castles don't have phones!! HA!! I LOVE it, loves!! Thanx..(((hugs forum administrator)))

          Wonder if that's a banana in his pocket OR if he's just HAPPY to see......snicker, snicker...
          They told me not to put that phrase in your avatar, but I wouldn't listen.

          REPENT OF YOUR HOMERIC WAYS!

          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621
              #4
              Re: Castles & Phones

              Castles don't have phones, and antichristian deviants don't have posting rights. This thread is now closed.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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