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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #1

    Dubai: future Ex-negro headquarters?

    Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
    I'll also create lots of jobs once I get my bailout. I was set to make a fortune when I invested my kids college fund in Limited Edition 9-11 commemorative plates, but then Obama became president and ruined everything. (Now there will be a glut of commemorations for 9-11s, due to a glut of 9-11s).

    I'm going to spend my bailout money on a trip to Dubai. They've got an indoor ski hill with real snow and everything, and nice beaches where you'll never be pinched by a crab, because they've helpfully destroyed all the coral reefs.
    If you are VERY lucky, you might get to share a bathroom with Michael Jackson, who appears to have turned white.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Wasteful socialism VS economic stimulus: know the difference

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      If you are VERY lucky, you might get to share a bathroom with Michael Jackson, who appears to have turned white.
      Just don't let him toe-tap you in the men's room.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Buford T Scoggins
          Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2007
          • 911
          #3
          Re: Wasteful socialism VS economic stimulus: know the difference

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Just don't let him toe-tap you in the men's room.
          He probably won't do that unless you're under age 12.

          Yours in Christ,
          Buford
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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