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  • Brother_Percy
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 1359
    #1

    The Great TC™ 2008 Review - A look back over the last 12 months.

    The Great True Christian™ 2008 Review -
    A look back over the last 12 months from a Christian Perspective.

    Friends,

    As 2009 begins, now is the time to reflect on the triumphs and tribulations of 2008, and review the last 12 months from a Christian Perspective.

    What do we remember of 2008? Which news story do YOU think made God cry tears of joy? And which event made baby Jesus want to puke?

    For me, 2008 started with a bang, with God killing the sissy Asstralian cowboy Queer Heath 'Brokecrack' Ledger in January - by making sure that filthy sodomite homer choked to death on a cocktail of drugs and anti-depressants! Praise Jesus! He thought he could mock God by playing a Gothic-Clown in the new Batman movie, well who's laughing now, Mr Ledger? Certainly not you!

    If I could name one news event from 2008 that stuck in my mind the most, it would be that one. It was an answer to a personal prayer of mine. Praise!

    Glory!
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    • Ammiel Habakuk
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 79
      #2
      Re: The Great TC™ 2008 Review - A look back over the last 12 mont

      I'm sure Baby Jesus cried on November 4th. I know I did :'(
      Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: The Great TC™ 2008 Review - A look back over the last 12 mont

          Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
          I'm sure Baby Jesus cried on November 4th. I know I did :'(
          Amen, Brother! I cried like a baby that day too. But I suspect there will many more tears to be shed in the coming years under the yoke of Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

          But I also like to reflect on the good times from 2008. Our Mission to Australia was a huge success! I brought back all kinds of souveniers! I've been practicing my boomerang on the servants, and I'm a pretty good shot with it.

          I even got a stuffed abo for my rec room!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Ammiel Habakuk
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2008
              • 79
              #4
              Re: The Great TC™ 2008 Review - A look back over the last 12 mont

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Amen, Brother! I cried like a baby that day too. But I suspect there will many more tears to be shed in the coming years under the yoke of Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
              Indeed, Pastor, we can only hope and pray for the Rapture to come quick, otherwise I don't know if I'll be able to endure the sight of the fetuses of aborted babies rotting in the streets while homersexruals dance and fornicate on top of the in their orgies-"weddings"

              But I also like to reflect on the good times from 2008. Our Mission to Australia was a huge success! I brought back all kinds of souveniers! I've been practicing my boomerang on the servants, and I'm a pretty good shot with it.
              Glory! If it is good for a kangaroo, is good for a servant, am I right?

              :quote:I even got a stuffed abo for my rec room! [/quote]That most be quite a peculiar sight, Pastor, I would have gone with a cuter creature, like a goana or a dingo, I can't help to look at even a picture of those savages without imagining a horrendous stench, for some reason.
              Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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