[Rachael Van Helsing]

Why, thank you for recognising that indelible FACT, Mrs. Helsing. Now I'm seeing an ad for anti-aging products - what nerve!

I'm seeing ads for that hat again, and ads asking me to donate my car??
Don't fret, Mrs Rogers. I'm sure those anti aging ads would be targeted at a much less Godly woman than yourself

But it could be worse; at least I haven't inspired an ad for "funeral advice" ... I do hope Brother Enobarbus has his affairs in order.

Eno has been getting funeral advice ads?
I'm not sure I want to know what ads Brother Temperance is getting

[Mrs. Rogers]

Moi?? Oh, but you and the other ladies here are...uh...much too Godly to be needing a makeover, Mrs Rogers

Why, thank you for recognising that indelible FACT, Mrs. Helsing. Now I'm seeing an ad for anti-aging products - what nerve!

But it could be worse; at least I haven't inspired an ad for "funeral advice" ... I do hope Brother Enobarbus has his affairs in order.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Moi?? Oh, but you and the other ladies here are...uh...much too Godly to be needing a makeover, Mrs Rogers

[Mrs. Rogers]

The same kind of perverts that find hidden perverse meanings in shrimp/prawn flavored chips/crackers/crisps.

Jooz?

Whenever I visit this thread, I see ads for hair extensions and beauty salons - that better not be a hint on your part, Helsinger!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

The same kind of perverts that find hidden perverse meanings in shrimp/prawn flavored chips/crackers/crisps.

[Brother Temperance]

Hahahaha!!!
Contextual ads, eh? I wonder what else will come up

I wonder what kind of a pervert would want to buy your hat.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Hahahaha!!!
Contextual ads, eh? I wonder what else will come up

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Bahahahahaha.. That's what we get for letting Google serve us contextual advertising.

[Enobarbus]

Van Helsing's unhealthy affect on our ads...

One of the reasons we chose this new software is it's automatic demon detection plug-in for which we are the exclusive Beta testers. the page comes up as before, but if your tithes have lapsed, you can't see it.

Did you know that that sinner Van Hellsinker is affecting our Google ads:

[Rachael Van Helsing]

There is indeed a little glitch on these forums. We call it "Rachael."

I meant BESIDES me, silly. old

You do all that for yourself?
I thought that stuff was just Negra work!
My, how the world is changing.

Tell me, how do you find the time to call in at the Nail Parlour or the Hair salon?

It's either I or my husband and I prefer the way I do it.
As to the nail and beauty parlor, that's what my 2 free hours every 5th saturday are for, of course. old

[Brother Temperance]

You do all that for yourself?
I thought that stuff was just Negra work!
My, how the world is changing.

Tell me, how do you find the time to call in at the Nail Parlour or the Hair salon?

This is Van Helsing you're talking to here. Like most dutch lesbian communists, becoming a negro is actually an aspiration for her.

[Talitha]

Why, so there is! But, I....uh...have to go and cook and do laundry.....right now!

You do all that for yourself?
I thought that stuff was just Negra work!
My, how the world is changing.

Tell me, how do you find the time to call in at the Nail Parlour or the Hair salon?

[Brother Temperance]

No need to be condescending, Zekey. Just pointing out the fact that there seems to be a little glitch.

There is indeed a little glitch on these forums. We call it "Rachael."

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Why, so there is! But, I....uh...have to go and cook and do laundry.....right now!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Well, there's no paypal button, Pastor, so if I were inclined to tithe it would seem I can't.

Well there IS a subscription option in your user control panel.