[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Because if "I" had to catch my own food I might mistake you for a fish.

Hmm, easy to mistake a person that walks on land for a fish, isn't it? old

I wouldn't be telling you anything. I would have you following me around reading the Bible to me all day.

Sweet merciful crawdads, and here I was thinking there couldn't be a hell....

Clickety clack, the adding maching tallies up the points!

You really should talk to Ching Lee about those pinecones she seems to keep dropping on the seat of your la-z-boy recliner, Pastor

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You have a perfectly good (I assume) pair of legs, Pastor. Why couldn't you do it yourself?

Because if "I" had to catch my own food I might mistake you for a fish.

Oh, I could build a raft. If it was either that or be stuck as your errand girl on an island listening to your telling me how I'm going to hell then believe me, I'd build a raft!

I wouldn't be telling you anything. I would have you following me around reading the Bible to me all day.

I think that was a typo, wasn't it. Surely you meant to replace the 'alt' in 'salt' with 'ods' ?

Clickety clack, the adding maching tallies up the points!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Because I'd be sending YOU to get it.

You have a perfectly good (I assume) pair of legs, Pastor. Why couldn't you do it yourself?

You couldn't build a raft in a million years. In any case, you don't build a raft, you build a fire. Someone on a sailboat sees the smoke and comes to rescue you. Then you kill them and take their boat.

Oh, I could build a raft. If it was either that or be stuck as your errand girl on an island listening to your telling me how I'm going to hell then believe me, I'd build a raft!

We are the salt of the earth.

I think that was a typo, wasn't it. Surely you meant to replace the 'alt' in 'salt' with 'ods' ?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well if you know how to get it why would you need me to fetch and carry?

Because I'd be sending YOU to get it.

I'd be working on a raft to get the hell outta there......

You couldn't build a raft in a million years. In any case, you don't build a raft, you build a fire. Someone on a sailboat sees the smoke and comes to rescue you. Then you kill them and take their boat.

But, ok, you've proved your point, you aren't into considering people as emergency rations.

Hmm, I guess you TC™'s do surprise me after all...

We are the salt of the earth.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well if you know how to get it why would you need me to fetch and carry?
I'd be working on a raft to get the hell outta there......
But, ok, you've proved your point, you aren't into considering people as emergency rations.
Hmm, I guess you TC™'s do surprise me after all...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And can you truly deny that if you and I were stranded on a desert island with no source of food you would NOT consider me emergency rations?

Of course not! Who would fetch and carry for me? The ocean is FULL of food and I know how to get it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I know what you mean, Pastor, however the KJV1611 leaves that open to interpretation, doesn't it?
It hints that such things are acceptable.

And can you truly deny that if you and I were stranded on a desert island with no source of food you would NOT consider me emergency rations?

Ok, rereading my last sentence I think I feel ill.....the words you, I and 'deserted island' should NEVER be put in the one sentence.......EVER....

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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These are the quotes Brother V provided:

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.

Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.

Go back and re-read my post about catlicks.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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These are the quotes Brother V provided:

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.

Luke 22:19 And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Like I was saying in another thread, certain parts of the KJV1611 seem to advocate both cannibalism and vampirism. Even Brother V provided quotes supporting this.

Piffle. Show me ONE of those words in the Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Like I was saying in another thread, certain parts of the KJV1611 seem to advocate both cannibalism and vampirism. Even Brother V provided quotes supporting this.

I am glad to hear that you are gaining at least a modicum of understanding from the Word of God that we True Christians provide for you, out of love for Jesus. Try reading the entire Good Book, and opening your cold shriveled heart to Christ, who temporarily died for you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Like I was saying in another thread, certain parts of the KJV1611 seem to advocate both cannibalism and vampirism. Even Brother V provided quotes supporting this.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Remind me not to be stuck on a deserted island with any of you and a limited food supply

Once again Mrs. Von Gristle, you have fallen into SATAN'S trap and have us confused with the FALSE CHRISTIAN catlickers who are the cannibals of Christ. Catholicks falsely believe that they ACTUALLY EAT JESUS' FLESH AND BLOOD at a demonic ceremony from hell known as the eucharist. But obviously, JESUS doesn't have enough flesh and blood to let every filthy cannibal in the world munch a mouthful every day.

We TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM) Don't eat Christ Himself. We break bread and drink as JESUS said "in rememberance of me".

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Remind me not to be stuck on a deserted island with any of you and a limited food supply

[Bobby-Joe]

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Some of it is secret, like the fact that we have already reached our capacity, but the general details are available to give fence-sitters a reason to convert to TRUE CHRISTIANITY(TM).

You would think they would take comfort in the their sacrifice will help a better Christian than them. After all isn’t that what Jesus did when He died temporarily for us True Christians? Heck, we also have piles of bottles of the Cold War era happy pills so it is not like they are going to feel what happens to them when they are pushed out into that toxic cloud that will be coming. Sadly, most converted fence sitters are too selfish to look at that way. They get all whinny, complain a lot and we er they end up killing themselves.

Oh well, many are called but few are worthy.