[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Some of it is secret, like the fact that we have already reached our capacity, but the general details are available to give fence-sitters a reason to convert to TRUE CHRISTIANITY(TM).

[eliot mayfield]

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No. We rented several thousand acres to the government during the cold war and they graciously built a self-contained underground city including a next-generation nuclear reactor.

When they were using it, it was a Minuteman missile complex, but when they moved out they gave us almost a hundred million dollars worth of spare parts........enough to keep the air and water inside clean for almost forty years.... and a full underground tank with 1.2 MILLION gallons of 120 octave avgas for our hummers, plus a tidy amount of Jet A for the Gulfstream.

We built condos out of the launch pads and connected them through indoor parks and beautiful crystal clear streams and waterfalls, brimming with trout and salmon.

We planted corn over the whole complex so no infrared signature gets out. When the End comes, we will sit in air conditioned comfort watching the catlicks and mudslimes kill each other for the last cannister of breathable oxygen before they all die. If anyone is left, JESUS will lead us to Armageddon to turn the rivers red with the blood of the unbelievers.

With no people ruining breathing OUR oxygen and eating OUR food, the earth will repair itself is no time.

Then we will all live for a thousand years and go to heaven just before GOD destroys SATAN.

Pastor Pistle, I thought this was a secret?????

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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What? Make sure that they have a quicker and more merciful end?

No. We rented several thousand acres to the government during the cold war and they graciously built a self-contained underground city including a next-generation nuclear reactor sufficient to power us for a thousand years.

When they were using it, it was a first a Minuteman missile complex and later became the secret location for the President and Congress in the event of an emergency...in fact, it is the 'undisclosed location' where Dick Cheney spends his time practicing his shooting skills.

But when they moved out they gave us almost a hundred million dollars worth of spare parts........enough to keep the air and water inside clean for almost sixty more years.... and a full underground tank with 1.2 MILLION gallons of 120 octave avgas for our hummers, plus a tidy amount of Jet A for the Gulfstream.

We built condos out of the launch pads and connected them through indoor parks and beautiful crystal clear streams and waterfalls, brimming with trout and salmon so it's still a popular spot with our Republican government officials.

We planted corn over the whole complex so no infrared signature gets out. When the End comes, we will sit in air conditioned comfort watching the catlicks and mudslimes kill each other for the last cannister of breathable oxygen before they all die. If anyone is left, JESUS will lead us to Armageddon to turn the rivers red with the blood of the unbelievers.

With no people ruining breathing OUR oxygen and eating OUR food, the earth will repair itself is no time.

Then we will all live for a thousand years and go to heaven just before GOD destroys SATAN.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What? Make sure that they have a quicker and more merciful end?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Even if that were true, it would then mean all the US landover baptists would die, wouldn't it?

No. We have made plans.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Even if that were true, it would then mean all the US landover baptists would die, wouldn't it?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Face it, my dear Pastor Al, if the situation is 'the world is doomed', that does NOT mean 'the world is doomed except for Pastor Al E Pistle'. old

Not at all.....everyone in my remote congregation will survive to serve me until JESUS returns.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Not unless you'll be living in one of those futuristic domed cities they're talking about.

Face it, my dear Pastor Al, if the situation is 'the world is doomed', that does NOT mean 'the world is doomed except for Pastor Al E Pistle'. old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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old I hate to break it to you, Pastor, but such a thing would be worldwide.

I hate to break the news to you ONCE AGAIN that I am right and you are wrong, but where I live the air will be just fine. I live within ten miles of the cleanest air on earth. Pure, sweet, unpolluted. It will still be clean here when everyone else is dead from pollution and global warming.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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old I hate to break it to you, Pastor, but such a thing would be worldwide.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So I take it you don't care if the air becomes no longer breathable..?

Not where you live.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Global Warming is a lie by that demon Al Gore. Really people don't own "cars" they own SUVs or trucks with a maximum gas mileage of 15 miles to the gallon.

So I take it you don't care if the air becomes no longer breathable..?

[Bobby-Joe]

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That's just it though. I DON'T own a car. With gas prices these days, not to mention global warming, who would want to?

Global Warming is a lie by that demon Al Gore. Really people don't own "cars" they own SUVs or trucks with a maximum gas mileage of 15 miles to the gallon.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

That's just it though. I DON'T own a car. With gas prices these days, not to mention global warming, who would want to?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'm seeing ads for that hat again, and ads asking me to donate my car??

You own a car? I thought you tree-hugging communists only rode bicycles.